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50+ Jokes About Returning To School

Hey there smarty pants!

It’s that time of year again – the sun is setting earlier, leaves are starting to fall, and the sound of backpacks being zipped up can be heard around the block.

Yep, you guessed it, it’s time to head back to school!

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with 50+ jokes that’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about those back-to-school jitters.

So put down that pencil and get ready to LOL your way through the school year!

Jokes About Returning To School

What do you call a scared math book? Terrified-x.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!

Why do schools have a detention room? So they can keep the tables in line.

Why did the student take a ladder to school? To reach the high notes in music class.

Why did the teacher go to the beach? To get some summer syll-ab-us.

Why do teachers in Colorado like teaching research papers? Because the students already know how to source their own high!

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why did the teacher take their class to the zoo? Their students needed to see a grade-A animal behavior.

Why do students in New York City love school? Because a subway train is a great way to study the material!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a tardy book? A book in need of a tardy bookkeeper!

Why did the teacher make the students do karaoke on the first day of school? So they could get their voices into the syll-ah-beat-um.

What do you call a duck who’s a teacher? A quackademic.

Why did the science teacher bring a plant to school? It was a photosyn-thetic!

Why did the math book look so tired at the end of the day? It had too many problems.

Why did the gym teacher take the cheerleading team to the bank? To have them work on their deposits!

Why do lazy students pick art as a subject? Because they like to draw a blank.

What did the student say to the clock on the first day of school? “I hate you, you’re always ticking!”

Why was the student absent on the first day of school? He was up all night memorizing the periodic table.

Why did the teacher give the student a ticket? She had a lot of lessons to cover on opening day.

What did the teacher say to the student who arrived late on the first day of school? “I’m not buying your excuse for a split second!”

Why did the math book look so sad on the first day of school? Because it had too many problems.

What’s the best way to prevent summer vacation from getting too short? Have the first day of school on a Saturday.

How do you feel when you’re getting ready for the first day of school? A pencil case!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Why did the student forget his pencil on the first day of school? He was pen-cil challenged.

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One teaches and the other choo-choos.

Why did the school principal suspend the boy who told the joke about the broken pencil? Because it was pointless.

Why are kindergarteners always the worst listeners in the classroom? Because they have short attention spans.

What did the apples say to the students on the first day of school? We’ll be making the grade today!

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To get to the high school!

What does a student who hates school say? I’m home school-ed!

Why did the student bring a flashlight to school? To see what they were learning.

What’s the most painful thing to hear on the first day of school? The bell.

Why did the school start classes in the summer? To get a head start on the curriculum.

What did the grape say to the teacher on the first day of school? I can’t wait to learn how to raisin my grades!

Why did the student cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a teacher that doesn’t give homework? Un-realistic.

What did the teacher say when she saw all the students doing homework? Keep up the good work at-home!

Why did the student throw his pencil across the? Because he wanted to draw attention to himself.

Why did the student flee school? To join the truancy club!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you get when you mix a history book and a science book? A study of prehistoric chemical reactions.

Why did the biology teacher cross the road? To get to the other side of genetics.

How does a geography teacher keep their classroom cool? They open all the windows and let in the drafts.

What did the Shakespearean literature teacher say to the student who fell asleep in class? Is this a dozing I see before me?

Why did the physics teacher assign everyone a paper on inertia? Because they couldn’t get the class to move in any direction.

Why was the computer science teacher always cold? Because they left their Windows open.

What did the calculus teacher say about the student who never showed up to class? They were a limit to their academic potential.

Why did the art teacher faint during the sculpture lesson? They were trying to make a point.

What did the philosophy professor say to the students at the first day of class? I think, therefore you are here.

Why did the English teacher assign a paper on ghosts? Because they wanted to see if the students could write an otherworldly essay.

What did the chemistry teacher say to the student who couldn’t balance equations? You need to find your equilibrium.

Why did the gym teacher always make everyone do push-ups? They wanted to strengthen their argumentation skills.

What did the music teacher say to the student who couldn’t keep a beat? You need to rhythm-ify your life.

Why did the drama teacher always have a dramatic entrance during class? They wanted to set the stage for a great lesson.

What did the French teacher say to the student who didn’t speak the language? Je ne sais quoi, but you need to learn to parler français.

Why did the nutrition teacher always bring healthy snacks to class? They wanted to keep their students energized and vitamin-filled.

What did the engineering professor say to the student who asked about stress testing? I’m feeling stressed now, so let me test your knowledge.

Why did the political science teacher always start the class with a debate? They wanted to encourage critical thinking and argumentation skills.

What did the environmental science teacher say to the student who didn’t recycle? You’re wasting your potential and polluting the future.

Up to You!

Congratulations, you made it to the end!

Hopefully, these 50+ jokes about returning to school have brightened up your day and given you a good chuckle or two.

As you prepare to head back to class, remember to keep your sense of humor close by – you never know when you might need it to survive the year.

And if all else fails, just think of these jokes and you’re sure to crack a smile.

So go forth, young grasshopper, and conquer the school year with a laugh!

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