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50+ Jokes About Rainy Weather

Hey there, rainy day pal!

Looks like the weather’s got you cooped up inside again, huh?

Well, fear not!

We’ve got a delightful collection of 50+ jokes about rainy weather that will have you chuckling louder than thunder!

From puns to one-liners to clever wordplay, our jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and make even the gloomiest of days a little brighter.

So grab a warm cup of cocoa, snuggle up under a blanket, and get ready to laugh your way through the drizzle.

Let’s dive in, shall we?

Jokes About Rainy Weather

Why did the tomato turn red during the rainstorm? Because it saw the salad dressing coming.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a rainstorm? Slush puppies!

Why don’t ducks fly in the rain? Because they don’t want to quack up.

What do you call a rainfall that is courteous? A shower.

Why did the umbrella have to go to the doctor’s office? Because it was feeling a little under the weather.

What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants!

Why did the hipster refuse to put on a raincoat? He was already cool.

Did you hear about the man who put his car in the swimming pool during the storm? He wanted to float his boat.

What do you call it when you get caught in a rainstorm but you don’t have a coat? Wet and wild!

Why did the waiter bring a raincoat to the table? It was a rainy day and the soup was splashing around.

Why did the singer run out of the concert during the rainstorm? She was worried about her voice getting all washed up.

Why did the man open an umbrella inside the house? He forgot to check the weather forecast.

What do you call it when the weatherman mixes up the forecast with a food recipe? A hazy, hot, and humid casserole.

Why do people dance during rainstorms? Because the pitter-patter of rain sounds like music.

What do you call a snowman that melts during a rainstorm? A puddle of regret.

Why did the frog decide not to run during the rainstorm? It was too slippery, and he didn’t want to ribbit.

What do you call a rainy day in the summer? A meteorological oxymoron.

Why don’t raindrops fall from the sky in the shape of a square? Because they’re always trying to avoid the corner.

Why don’t fish like the rain? Because they can’t go to school.

What do you call it when a politician promises it won’t rain during their campaign? A clear case of broken promises.

Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? Because it was tired of getting wet.

Why do ducks like rainy days? Because it’s the only time they can quack in peace.

Why did the frog wear a sweater on a rainy day? To avoid catching amphib-illness

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!

Why did the weather forecasters go outside during a thunderstorm? To get a shock of their lives!

What do you call a rainy day in Argentina? Buenos drizzles.

What did the rain say to the roof? I won’t let you down.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms on a rainy day? Because they’re unstable.

What do you call a wet chicken? A soggy clucker!

Why don’t vampires like the rain? It washes away their bite.

What do you call an alligator wearing a raincoat? A croco-DILLY of a time.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.

Why did the golfer cheat on a rainy day? Because the lie is still more appealing than the truth.

What do you call a rainy day in Mexico? Showering Amigos.

Why did the pizza delivery man go out during the storm? He promised he’d deliver, RAIN or shine.

What did the windshield say to the rain? Can’t we just wipe the slate clean and start over?

What’s the advantage of being a windsurfer on a rainy day? You’re already soaked, so you don’t have to go in the water.

Why don’t knights in shining armor like going out during rainy weather? Rust happens.

What do you call a rainy day in India? Monsoon season-surprised.

What did the drenched dog say when its owner asked why it went outside during the storm? It was raining cats and dogs, so I had to fetch them all!

Why don’t meteorologists ever win the lottery? Because they’re always predicting rain!

What do you call a rainy day in the dessert? A mirage gone wrong.

Why does Seattle have the most coffee shops per capita? So people can stay awake during all the rain!

What does a raindrop say when it falls into a huge puddle? I’m in over my head!

What’s the best way to stay dry in the rain? Have an umbrella handy – it’s rain gear-anteed!

Why was the umbrella so bad at math? Because it couldn’t help with fractions of rain.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite toy? A wet ball!

Why don’t mushrooms ever get thirsty in the rain? Because they’re already well-spored!

How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs? When you step outside and step in a poodle!

What do you get when you cross a snowstorm and a rainstorm? A slush fund!

Why did the rain wear sunglasses? To keep from getting soaked!

What did the rain say when it found its way into the city? I was made to rule the rural!

Why don’t rain clouds shower in groups? Because hail is for friends!

What do you call a group of raindrops headed to a party? A wet-fection party of course!

Why wasn’t the umbrella allowed to go into the bar? It was already damp-ferred by the bouncer!

What did the ocean say to the raindrop? We were made for each other…or, at least, each other’s weather!

Why did the rain preemptively call for an Uber? It knew it was going to need a lift!

What does a doorman say to a raindrop? Sorry, you’re too wet to come in!

How does the rain keep all the other weather at bay? By being a drizzillator effect!

Why don’t raindrops go to baseball games? They’re always getting caught in catchers-mits!

Up to You!

So there you have it, rain lover!

50+ hilarious jokes about rainy weather that will make you want to dance in the rain.

Now go ahead, grab your umbrella, put on your raincoat, and prepare yourself for some serious laughter.

Because we all know that after the rain, comes the rainbow, and after the jokes…

comes the punchline!

So don’t let a little bit of rain dampen your spirits, embrace it, and get ready for some rainy day fun.

Happy joking!

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