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50+ Jokes About Rain On Wedding Day

Hey there, brides and grooms-to-be!

Looking forward to your big day?

Got everything planned out perfectly?

Well, hold on to your umbrellas because there’s one thing that’s completely out of your control – the weather!

And what’s worse than rain on your wedding day?

Nothing, right?

Well, we’re here to make it better with not one, not ten, but sixty hilarious jokes about rain on your wedding day.

So sit back, grab a cup of coffee and get ready to laugh your socks off because we’ve got you covered (literally!) with a collection of rain-related puns, jokes, and one-liners that will turn your rainy wedding day into a hilariously memorable occasion.

Let’s get started!

Jokes About Rain On Wedding Day

Looks like the bride really wanted to take the ‘for better or for worse’ vow seriously, with this rain on her special day.

The only thing missing from this wedding is a giant umbrella big enough for the entire bridal party.

Rain on your wedding day is just Mother Nature telling you to prepare for a lifetime of storms.

At least the bride and groom won’t have to worry about tears ruining their makeup with all this rain.

I guess that’s what you get for scheduling an outdoor wedding during monsoon season.

Looks like someone forgot to sacrifice a goat to the weather gods before this wedding.

Rain is just the heavens shedding tears of joy for the happy couple…or at least that’s what we tell ourselves.

Who needs a water feature when you can have a full-on waterfall at your wedding?

All those pictures with the rain-soaked hair and clothes will make great memories…for the divorce lawyer.

I’m sure the bride thought it was a good idea to have a ‘wet look’ for her wedding photos, but I don’t think this is what she had in mind.

They say rain on your wedding day is good luck, but I’m pretty sure the bride’s mascara running down her face isn’t very lucky.

If this rain is a sign of anything, I think it’s a warning to the groom to never forget his umbrella again.

I guess we should be grateful it’s not a hailstorm, or else this wedding would have been a real disaster.

At least all the guests are getting a free shower, right?

Rain on your wedding day is just a reminder that life is unpredictable, and so is marriage.

Looks like the wedding planner forgot to ask for the VIP weather package.

Who needs a picturesque sunset when you can have a gloomy gray sky as your backdrop?

I guess the bride and groom wanted a unique wedding, so they decided to go for the ‘drenched’ look.

The bride and groom may need to rewrite their vows to include a promise to never complain about rainy days.

I think this rain is a sign that the bride and groom might need to invest in some heavy-duty rain boots instead of heels and dress shoes.

Why did the bride’s mascara run on her wedding day? Because it was raining men.

What do you call a bride with wet hair on her wedding day? Bridesmaid.

Why did the wedding guests all bring umbrellas? Because the forecast was I do, I do, I do, I do, I do….

How does a groom react when it starts raining on his wedding day? He’ll either wet his pants or love it.

Why did the bride wear white on her rainy wedding day? So she wouldn’t have to worry about the rain ruining the colors.

What’s the difference between a bride and a fish when it’s raining on their wedding day? One is wet and the other is getting wet.

What did the groom say to the bride when it started raining on their wedding day? You’re the sunshine in my life, I don’t care if it rains.

What do you call a rainy wedding day? A wetting.

Why did the bride’s bouquet look like a drowned rat on her wedding day? Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What did the wedding planner say when it started raining on the outdoor ceremony? Where’s the rain check?

What do you get when you cross a wedding day with a thunderstorm? A marriage with thunder and lightning.

Why did the bride cry when it started raining on her wedding day? Because she was finally getting a chance to shower in public.

Why was the wedding cake so moist on a rainy day? Because the bride and groom were swimming in happy tears.

How does a raincoat feel on a wedding day? Like a third wheel in a romantic date.

Why did the bride and groom have to wear rubber boots on their wedding day? So they could kick away the rain and start their married life on a good note.

Why did the bride and groom share an umbrella on their wedding day? Because they wanted to start their married life with shared values and goals.

Why did the wedding guests all wear raincoats on the bride’s big day? Because she always brings the storm with her.

What did the weatherman say when they predicted rain on the wedding day? This is why we can’t have nice things.

Why did the bridal party have to hold a Just in Case sign for their outdoor ceremony? Because they were prepared for anything, including rain.

What did the bride say to the groom when it started raining on their wedding day? Let’s jump in the puddles of love and start our marriage with a splash.

Looks like it’s going to be a wet wed-cation.

Rain drops keep falling on your head… and your dress… and your makeup…

The bride may have some tears, but today the sky will be crying too.

It’s a good thing it’s raining because we’ll all be crying anyway.

It’s not just a wedding, it’s a wetting!

I hope the bride and groom have rain boots as part of the wedding attire.

Well, at least we don’t have to worry about keeping the champagne chilled.

We love rain, but it’s not the décor we were going for.

It’s raining? More like waterworks from heaven.

The weather may be wet, but the love is still burning hot.

No need to worry about the wedding photos, the rain will add a dramatic effect.

It’s raining cats and dogs…and brides and grooms!

If the wedding party wanted to get soaked, they could have just gone swimming instead.

The rain is just Mother Nature’s way of giving us something to talk about.

Rain or shine, this wedding is going to happen!

If it rains on your wedding day, just think of it as the universe giving you a free shower.

Good thing the bride’s dress is white, so the mud stains won’t show up as much.

It’s raining, it’s pouring, we’re all RSVP’ing.

The wedding day may be wet, but at least the guests won’t be thirsty.

Rain on a wedding day just means that love can weather any storm.

Up to You!

So remember, dear reader, if the weather forecast shows rain on your wedding day, don’t fret!

You now have 50+ witty and hilarious jokes to make you and your guests laugh instead of cry.

Rain or shine, your big day will be filled with love, laughter, and of course, some good old-fashioned precipitation.

So grab your rain boots, your umbrellas, and all your loved ones, and prepare to dance the night away – raindrops and all!

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