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50+ Jokes About Quotes

Hey there, quote lover!

Are you ready for some seriously pun-ny jokes?

We’ve got 50+ quotes that are about to get a hilarious makeover!

Whether you’re a fan of witty comebacks or cheesy one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to make you chuckle.

So, sit back, relax and get ready to laugh your socks off with these 50+ jokes about quotes!

Jokes About Quotes

A penny saved is a penny earned. Unless you’re a bookie or a bank robber, then it’s not really earning, is it?

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. That’s why I stay silent every time my in-laws come over.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Or a group of investors and a good marketing team.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Unless what happened was a colonoscopy.

If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Unless you’re skydiving, then one failure is enough.

Life is too short to waste time on things that don’t matter. Like that extra 30 seconds I spent trying to find my lost sock this morning.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. But you also miss 100% of the shots you take if you’re a terrible basketball player.

Actions speak louder than words. Unless you’re a mime, then actions speak for themselves.

The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.

Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy a pizza and that’s pretty close.

Time heals all wounds. Unless it’s a papercut. Those things sting forever.

The pen is mightier than the sword. But a keyboard is mightier than both.

If you want something done right, do it yourself. However, if you want something done fast, hire a professional.

God helps those who help themselves. Unless you’re an atheist, then you’re on your own.

There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Except for the ones I get at work all day long.

Honesty is the best policy. Unless you’re trying to argue with a five-year-old about why they can’t have ice cream for breakfast.

Knowledge is power. But ignorance is bliss.

If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s a werewolf.

It’s better to be safe than sorry. But it’s also better to dance to the beat of your own drum.

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have an actual medical condition, then you probably need real medicine.

Why did the quote cross the road? To inspire the other side.

How does a quote take its coffee? One word at a time.

What do you call a quote that’s also a math problem? A quotient.

Why did the quote break up with the comma? It needed some space.

What do you call a quote with a bad memory? A forget-a-quote.

How does a quote stay in shape? It exercises its words.

Why did the quote go to the doctor? It had a case of writer’s block.

What do you call a group of quotes that are all the same? A quote herd.

Why did the quote eat a dictionary? It was looking for some food for thought.

How do you make a quote laugh? Put it in quotation marks.

What’s a quote’s favorite exercise? A word jog.

Why did the quote go on a diet? It wanted to trim its words.

What do you call a quote with a sense of humor? A witty phrase.

Why did the quote get a tattoo? It wanted to leave a permanent mark.

How do you know when a quote is lying? Its words are not in order.

What do you call a quote that’s always copying others? A quote thief.

Why did the quote get lost? It was following the wrong direction from its source.

What do you call a confused quote? A misquotation.

Why did the quote throw in the towel? It couldn’t find the right words anymore.

Why did the quote feel lonely? It was just a single line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove that even the most famous quote can be misleading.

Up to You!

Well, there you have it – 50+ jokes about quotes that will surely make you chuckle and brighten up your day!

You’ve probably got a few favorites by now, but no matter which one made you giggle, we hope you had as much fun reading them as we did putting them together.

And hey, if you need a bit of inspiration to get through the day, just remember what they say: “Laughter is the best medicine” – or was it “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”?

Either way, keep laughing and keep quoting!

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