Hey there potato lover!
Are you ready for a spud-tacular time?
Get ready to peel over in laughter with these 50+ potato-themed jokes that will leave you wanting fries with that!
From cheesy puns to mashed-up one-liners, this post has got it all.
So grab your favorite bag of chips and prepare to have a cracking good time with this hilarious collection of jokes about our starchy friends – the potatoes!
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Jokes About Potatoes
Why did the potato go to the gym? To get mashed!
Why was the potato afraid to jump in the pot? It didn’t want to be boiled to death!
How does a potato answer the phone? It says Aloh-tater!
What do you get when you cross a potato with an octopus? A spud-tentacle!
Why can’t a potato ever keep a secret? Because it’s always being mashed!
How do you describe a moody potato? It’s a sour spud!
Why was the potato always so tired? Because it spent all day couch-surfing!
What do you get when you cross a potato with a bird? A jolly tartar!
Why did the potato get in trouble with the law? It was caught lying on the couch during curfew!
What do you call a potato that’s a little bit sour? A bitter spud!
Why did the potato go to the dentist? To get its tater-teeth cleaned!
How do you get a potato to be quiet? You simply mash it!
What do you get when you cross a potato with a snowman? A frosty-jacket spud!
Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? It refused to yam with it anymore!
How do you describe a potato that always wants to be in charge? A dictator-tater!
What do you call a potato that crosses the road? A spud-jaywalker!
Why did the potato get a job as a crossing guard? It wanted to keep the chips safe!
How does a potato stay healthy? It practices mash-thletics!
Why did the potato go to the doctor? It was feeling rotten and needed to see a tater-tot practitioner!
What did one potato say to the other potato on Thanksgiving? Glad we’re not on the menu this year!
Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? Because they were too yammy.
Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the fryer side.
What do you call a lazy potato? A couch potato.
What’s a potato’s favorite food? Chips of course!
Why did the potato refuse to go to the party? Because it was a mash-up.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an octopus? French fries with tentacles.
How do you know if mashed potatoes are too salty? When they start to spud.
Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was peeling under the weather.
Who’s a potato’s least favorite rapper? MC Hammer.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV show? The Spudbowl.
Why did the chip go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fried.
How does a potato answer the phone? Alo-tato!
Why did the potato go to the gym? To work on his mash muscles.
What is a potato’s favorite drink? Spud-er
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A S-pud.
Why did the mashed potato’s wife leave him? Because he had eyes for another woman.
How does a potato get a book to stand on edge? It uses a potato wedge.
What do you call a potato that’s an absolute beast in the gym? A tater-tot-swole.
What do you call a potato that’s good at playing an instrument? A tuberflute!
Why did the potato take up knitting? Because it wanted to make a mashed scarf!
Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the other fries.
Why do potatoes always win arguments? Because they never mash up their words.
What do you call a potato that goes on a trip? A tater-trotter.
Why did the potato go to the doctor? To get their eyes examined.
Why don’t potatoes make good detectives? Because they always have their eyes peeled.
What do you get when you cross a potato with a unicorn? A mash-tastic creature.
What do you call a potato that’s always on time? A chip off the ol’ block.
Why did the potato refuse to get in the hot tub? Because they were already mashed.
What do you call a potato that’s gone bad? A spoiled tuber.
Why did the potato break up with their girlfriend? She was too salty.
What do you call a potato that’s been to the gym? A spud-jock.
Why did the potato think it was rich? Because it had so many eyes.
What do you call a potato that’s always falling over? A tot-ter.
Why don’t potatoes ever get lost? Because they always have their eyes peeled.
What do you call a potato that’s in trouble? A hot potato.
Why did the potato go to the gym? To get fried.
What do you call a potato that’s really into computers? A spud-nik.
Why did the potato get a tattoo? To make sure they were always fully loaded.
What do you call a potato that’s really good at math? A potato-ntiator.
Why did the potato quit their job as a chef? They were getting fried out.
Up to You!
Well, potato lover, you made it to the end of our potato-packed joke fest!
Aren’t you glad you stuck with us?
From mashed to baked, scalloped to french fried, we’ve covered all the potato bases with our hilarious lineup of 50+ jokes.
We hope you’ve had as much fun reading these jokes as we did collecting them.
Now go forth, and spread some potato joy with your newfound humor.
And remember, when in doubt, just add more potato!
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