Hey there pork-loving pal!
Are you ready to snort with laughter?
Because we’ve gathered not one, not ten, but sixty hilarious jokes about our favorite pink creature: pigs!
Whether you’re a bacon fanatic, a farmer, or just appreciative of a good dad joke, we’ve got you covered.
So sit back, put on your pig ears (we won’t judge), and get ready to oink your way through these rib-tickling jokes.
But be warned, you might just split your sides laughing – or at the very least, work up a serious appetite for pork products.
Let’s hog it up and dive in, shall we?
Table of Contents
Jokes About Pigs
Why did the pig quit his job? He was bacon for a break!
How does a pig answer the phone? Swine speaking!
What did the pig say when he won the lottery? Ham-azing!
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!
What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Where’s my ham-hock?
Why don’t pigs tell jokes? They’re afraid they’ll crackle themselves up!
How do you know if a pig is happy? They oink and dance with joy!
What do you call a pig that can play the piano? Beethoven boar!
What did the pig say when he crossed the finish line? Iâm bacon tired!
Why do pigs make bad dancers? They have two left trotters.
How does a pig like to drink his tea? In a ham-mug!
What do you call a pig that does magic tricks? A porktician!
What does a pig use to write a letter? A hammer and a chisel!
What do you call a pig that loves to paint? Vincent Van Ham!
Why did the pig go to school? He wanted to learn how to hambulate!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a snake? Hiss-terical bacon!
What do you call a group of pigs playing instruments? A pork-estra!
How do pigs celebrate their birthday? With a ham-cake and bacon balloons!
What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground pork!
Why did the pig go to the casino? He was hoping to win enough money to move to his dream home – a stye in the sky!
Why did the pig go on a diet? He felt baconated.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
Why did the piglet visit a psychiatrist? Because he had a swineful mind.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
Whatâs the difference between a pig and a politician? Pigs donât change their mind once theyâre slaughtered.
Why did the farmer feed his pig spaghetti? Because it was oinking for more.
Whatâs the best way to communicate with a pig? Drop them a line.
Why canât you take a pig to the drive-in movie? Because theyâll hog the screen.
How do you know if a pig is ready to race? If itâs arcing!
What do you call a pig whoâs a great writer? Pencil-vainia.
Why did the piglet cross the playground? To get to the bouncy castle.
What do you call a pig that does karate? Porkchop.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a sheep? A woolly bacon blanket.
Why wouldnât the piglet take a bath? Because he didnât want to be bacon in the sun.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawn mower? A new lawnmooooer!
Whatâs the difference between a pig and a crow? Pigs can fly without wings.
How do pigs communicate with one another? They use ham radios.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? Porkchop the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Why did the pig throw a party? To celebrate his hogwarts graduation.
Why did the pig refuse to go to work? Because he was already bacon on a sunny day.
How do pigs communicate with each other? Through pig-mentary sign language.
Why was the piglet always the life of the party? Because he was a real ham.
What do you call a pig that loves to dance? A swine stepper.
Why did the pig join a rock band? He had a porkin’ good voice.
Why did the piglet cross the road? To get to the slop on the other side.
What do you call a pig that’s a master chef? A swineoisseur.
How did the farmer cure his pig’s cold? He gave it an oink-ment.
What do you call a pig that’s into yoga? A ham-asutra expert.
How does a pig get rid of fleas? By taking a hog bath.
Why did the pig get frustrated with the computer game? He couldn’t get past the level where he had to jump over the fence.
What do you call a pig that’s in a bad mood? A grumpling.
Why did the pig go to school? To learn some sowcial skills.
What do you call a pig that’s always bragging about his intelligence? A boargeoisie.
How does a pig get in shape for a marathon? By running on a hamster wheel.
Why was the pig afraid of the dark? He heard there was a boar lurking in the shadows.
What do you call a group of pigs playing musical instruments? A pig band.
How does a pig go to space? In a ham-rocket.
Why did the pig cross the finish line last? He was too busy snorting a victory lap.
What do you call a piglet with a cold? A coughin’ cutie.
Up to You!
Well, well, well!
Looks like you’ve made it through all 50+ pig-tastic jokes!
It’s impressive that you didn’t squeal on us and made it to the end.
From pigs in blankets to piggy banks, we’ve covered it all.
But let’s be real here, there’s no such thing as too many pig jokes.
So, go hog wild and keep these jokes close at hand for your next social gathering.
Trust us, the crowd will be oinking with laughter!
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