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50+ Jokes About Pi

Hey there, math whiz!

Are you ready for some ฯ€-rrific jokes?

Get ready to laugh your pi off because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes all about pi!

From cheesy puns to witty one-liners, we’ve got it all.

So grab your calculator (or your brain, if you’re feeling adventurous) and get ready to calculate some serious laughter!

Let’s dive in and discover the infinite hilarity of pi.

Jokes About Pi

Why was six afraid of pi? Because pi goes on forever, and six was afraid of getting lost in the digits.

Why did the mathematician break up with pi? Because pi was irrational.

Why did pi get lost in the woods? Because it went on a never-ending hike.

What do you get when you cross a snake and pi? A pi-thon!

Who is pi’s favorite superhero? Spider-pi!

Why did pi go to the beach? To surf the tangent waves!

What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got my eyes on pi.

What did pi say when asked about its love life? It’s non-repeating.

What’s pi’s favorite movie? Life of Pi.

What do you call a mathematician who loves pi? A pi-rho-maniac!

Why did the circumference of the circle break up with pi? Because it was too clingy.

What did pi say to the circle? Stop being so pointless.

Why did pi forget its birthday? Because it’s irrational.

What’s pi’s favorite dance move? The pi-vot.

What’s pi’s favorite pizza topping? Pi-peroni!

Why did pi go to the doctor? It had an irrational fear of irrational numbers.

What’s pi’s favorite social media platform? 3.14nterest.

How do you make a pie with pi? You take 2 pi-r-squared!

What do you call a group of mathematicians discussing pi? A pi-ment.

Why did pi move to Alaska? To escape the heat of pie-squared.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the natural pi.

What do you call a snake that’s good at math? A pi-thon.

Why do mathematicians hate the number 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you get when you cross a calculator and a piano? A calcu-later.

Why don’t mathematicians get cold? Because they have lots of degrees.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why can’t math teachers eat pies? Because it’s a sin to divide by zero.

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? A pi in the sky.

Why did the mathematician get a haircut? Because he wanted to square root.

What’s a mathematician’s favorite dessert? Pi ร  la mode.

Why did the mathematician go to the beach? To try to find the cosine.

Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom of the slope.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they’ll spend all day arguing about how to do it.

What do you get when you cross a mathematician and a philosopher? Someone who knows the answer, but doesn’t know the question.

Why do mathematicians always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why did the circle go to the bar? To get its circumference squared.

Why did the mathematician break up with his girlfriend? Because she found the denominator too high.

Why don’t mathematicians like getting lost? Because it’s hard to find your way back pi.

Up to You!

Well done, you’ve made it through all 50+ jokes about pi!

You deserve a slice of pie for your delicious sense of humor.

We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and maybe even a chuckle or two.

Remember, pi may be an irrational number, but there’s always room for a little irrationality in your day.

So go ahead, have some fun and don’t forget to circle back for more laughs!

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