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50+ Jokes About Physics

Hey there, you intrepid explorer of all things scientific!

Are you ready for a laugh-out-loud journey through the wacky and wonderful world of physics?

Strap on your thinking cap, grab a cup of coffee (or tea, we don’t discriminate), and get ready to giggle your way through 50+ of the funniest physics jokes around.

From quarks to covalent bonds, these punny punchlines are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you feeling positively charged.

So what are you waiting for?

Let’s dive in and start cracking up!

Jokes About Physics

Why did the physics book fly off the shelf? Because it had too much potential energy!

Why did the physicist cross the road? To get to the other side of the equation.

Why did the mathematician become a physicist? Because he wanted to take the derivatives of life.

What do you call a group of physicists playing hide and seek? Schrödinger’s cats!

Why are quantum physicists so bad at relationships? Because they always have uncertainty in their love lives.

What do physicists use to stay organized? A Fermi folder.

Why did the physicist divorce his wife? She wasn’t his type of matter.

How did the physicist get a date? He asked the girl if they could be in a state of superposition.

What do you call a physicist at the beach? A shore-o-dynamics expert.

What do you call a lazy physicist? A string theorist.

Why do physicists enjoy studying electricity? It sparks their interest.

How do you make a physicist laugh? You tell them a good Joule.

What do you get when you cross a physicist and a comedian? A funny joke about the theory of relativity.

Why are physicists so good at basketball? Because they know how to apply force and momentum.

What did the physicist say when they found out gravity wasn’t real? I find that hard to believe!

How do you know a physicist is lying? Their wave function collapses.

Why was the physicist so bad at cooking? All their meals were overcooked due to quantum tunneling.

Why did the physicist wear sunglasses? They were trying to protect their eyes from the brilliance of their own ideas.

What’s a physicist’s favorite type of humor? A high-energy joke.

Why did the physicist join a singing group? Because they wanted to harmonize their understanding of the universe.

Why did the electron cross the road? To get to the other side of the circuit.

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, Oh no, I’ve lost an electron! The other atom asks, Are you positive?

Why don’t physics textbooks enjoy roller coasters? Because they find them too thrilling.

What’s the difference between a physicist and a philosopher? The physicist has a job.

What do you call a group of physicists who get together to play poker? A full house.

Why don’t physicists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired.

How does a physicist send a message? By using a Schrödinger’s email.

Why can’t you trust atoms to keep a secret? Because they’re always sharing electrons.

Why don’t neutrinos talk to each other? Because they don’t have charge.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, I’d like some H2O please. The second one responds, I’ll have some H2O too. The second scientist dies.

Two tectonic plates meet and shake hands. One says, It’s great to meet you, we have a lot in common.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in court? They’re always changing their story.

Why don’t physicists like working with ants? Because they’re always changing direction, and never velocity.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, How much for a beer? The bartender replies, For you, no charge.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry between them.

Why don’t physicists watch TV? They find it a de-excitation process.

Why did the physicist go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his mass, and increase his energy.

Why did the quantum mechanic refuse to flirt? She was afraid of collapse of the wave function.

Two atoms were walking down the street. Suddenly, one stopped and said: Oh no, I think I lost an electron! The other atom asked: Are you positive?

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!

I told a joke about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, but I can’t remember if it was funny or not.

A neutrino walks into a bar, orders a drink, and the bartender says “That’ll be $6…why are you guys always so cheap?” The neutrino replies, “I’m just passing through.”

Why don’t physicists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What’s the difference between a physicist and a philosopher? The physicist just needs duct tape to fix everything.

Why did the photon go to the therapist? Because it had a lot of energy, but no mass.

What do you call an angry physicist? A hadron collider

Two strings walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender says, We don’t serve your kind here. The strings go outside, tie themselves in knots, and go back in. The bartender says, Aren’t you the same strings? They reply, No, we’re a bit tied up at the moment.

What did the photon say when asked if it needed help? No thanks, I’m traveling light.

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but they have to be careful not to collapse the waveform.

I’m trying to come up with a physics joke, but everything I think of is either too basic or too complex. I guess you could say I’m stuck in a quantum superposition of hilarity and confusion.

If you put a physicist and a mathematician in a room, which one will come out alive? The one who figures out how to turn the doorknob into a differential equation.

Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor? Because there was no chemistry between them.

What do you get when you cross a physicist with a psychiatrist? Someone who can explain to you why your head is spinning both literally and figuratively.

What did the physicist say when he fell out of a window? I’ve got a lot of potential energy right now.

Why are quantum physicists so bad at relationships? Because every time they get close to someone, they tunnel through the potential barrier and disappear.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

A physicist walks into a pizza parlor and orders a large pizza. The owner asks him, Do you want it cut into eight pieces or ten? The physicist replies, Definitely eight. I’m not hungry enough to eat ten pieces.

What do you call a physicist who’s also a superhero? A superconductor.

Up to You!


You made it to the end of our 50+ jokes about physics!

We hope you had a blast reading them, or at least a little bit of energy.

From Newton’s laws to Einstein’s theories, these jokes proved that physics can be funnier than expected.

So the next time you are stuck in a physics class, remember that laughter is the best reaction, just make sure to keep your laughter constant.

And if you have any more physics jokes, don’t keep them to yourself, share them with friends, or at least your lab partners!

Keep on laughing until you reach the speed of light!

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