Hey there, you!
Are you ready to laugh your gymnastic pants off?
We’ve got a collection of 50+ jokes that will have you running laps around the field with laughter.
And who’s the target of these jokes, you may ask?
Well, it’s none other than the legendary PE teacher.
Whether you loved or dreaded their lessons, you can’t deny that the stories and stereotypes surrounding PE teachers are ripe for comedic fodder.
So, sit back, stretch those funny bones, and get ready for a hilarious ride through the world of PE teachers.
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Jokes About Pe Teachers
Why did the PE teacher go to the psychiatrist? He was afraid of breaking a sweat.
Why did the PE teacher quit his job? He couldn’t bear to see kids running around all day.
How do you know if a PE teacher is having a bad day? He forgets to wear his whistle.
Why was the PE teacher always so tired? He spent all his time running around in circles.
Why do PE teachers wear gym shorts? They can’t afford to sweat in their school uniform.
What do you call a PE teacher without a whistle? A lost cause.
How did the PE teacher get into shape? He went on a diet of sweat and tears.
Why did the PE teacher have a bruise on his face? He tried to teach a kid how to dive without a swimming pool.
Why did the PE teacher cross the road? To get away from the screaming kids on the other side.
Why do PE teachers run around in circles? Because they love to watch everything come full circle.
Why did the PE teacher start using a walker? He retired early and needed the exercise.
What do you call a PE teacher with a sense of humor? An athlete of comedy.
Why do PE teachers love sports? Because it’s the only way they can get kids to sweat.
How can you tell a PE teacher is in a bad mood? His sweatbands are too tight.
What did one PE teacher say to another? I need to beef up my tolerance for screaming children.
How do you get a PE teacher’s attention? Blow a whistle in his ear.
What do you call a PE teacher with a flat tire? A wheezing coach.
Why do PE teachers always carry around clipboards? So they can keep track of how many times they’ve said run laps.
How do you know if a PE teacher is having a good day? He smiles when the kids start to exhaust themselves.
What’s a PE teacher’s favorite exercise? The one where the class is over.
Why did the PE teacher have a hole in his shoe? Because he was always jogging his memory!
Why did the PE teacher cross the road? To get to the other fit!
How does a PE teacher like their eggs? Hard-boiled!
What’s the difference between a PE teacher and a traffic cop? One tells you to move faster, and the other slows you down!
How does a PE teacher get ready for a workout? By stretching the truth!
Why did the PE teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach new heights in fitness!
Why did the PE teacher buy a bike? To become a wheely good coach!
How does a PE teacher make sure everyone participates in class? By bringing in a participation trophy for everyone!
Why did the PE teacher wear a whistle around their neck? To keep themselves on track!
Why did the PE teacher get in trouble for yelling at their students? Because they were practicing their aerobics!
How does a PE teacher measure progress? By how far their students can run from them!
Why did the PE teacher bring a jump rope to class? To skip the boring parts!
What do you get when you cross a PE teacher and a math teacher? A cross-fit instructor!
Why did the PE teacher get sad when they lost their stopwatch? Because time and tide wait for no man!
Why did the PE teacher get fired from the circus? Because they kept trying to make the elephants do push-ups!
How does a PE teacher get a group of kids moving? By saying they’re on a mission to Mars!
Why did the PE teacher buy a bicycle with training wheels? So they could show the kids how it’s done!
What do you call a PE teacher who’s also a chef? A Fit-Cook!
Why did the PE teacher become an astronaut? To train for Zero-G Aerobics!
How does a PE teacher stay motivated? By always keeping their eyes on the prize!
Why did the PE teacher break up with her husband? Because he turned out to be a couch potato who hated exercise.
What do you call a PE teacher who never breaks a sweat? A lazy coach.
Why did the PE teacher demand that all his students wear heart rate monitors during class? Because he wanted to measure their love of fitness.
Why did the PE teacher refuse to teach swimming? Because he was afraid of getting caught in a current event.
Why did the PE teacher get mad that the student kept asking for a water break? Because he thought he was being asked to change the course of the syllabus.
Why did the PE teacher say he needed a personal trainer? Because he was tired of running in circles.
Why did the PE teacher insist on wearing a whistle even when he wasn’t coaching? Because he liked to blow his own horn.
Why did the PE teacher decide to teach dance instead of soccer? Because he was tired of trying to kick a piece of round air.
Why did the students in the school yard laugh when the PE teacher went outside to play flag football? Because they knew he was a tackle box who could take a joke.
Why did the PE teacher insist on using a trampoline during class? Because he wanted to bounce back from a bad career choice.
Why did the PE teacher always lead his students in line dances? Because he had two left feet and needed a partner.
Why did the PE teacher refuse to teach yoga? Because he was afraid of getting tangled up in a pose he couldn’t get out of.
Why did the PE teacher refuse to teach judo? Because he didn’t want to get caught in a choppy argument.
Why did the PE teacher insist on playing capture the flag during a thunderstorm? Because he wanted his class to have an electric experience.
Why did the PE teacher refuse to teach basketball? Because he was tired of hearing about people dunking their cookies.
Why did the PE teacher insist on teaching archery? Because he was aiming for a new career in the HUAC.
Why did the PE teacher refuse to teach dodgeball? Because he was afraid of getting hit by a flying monkey.
Why did the PE teacher insist on teaching fencing? Because he wanted to be a part of a sword fight.
Why did the PE teacher refuse to teach running? Because he was afraid of being called out for not being able to do it himself.
Why did the PE teacher insist on teaching cricket? Because he loved to play with his balls.
Up to You!
So there you have it, 50+ hilarious jokes about PE teachers.
You may have already heard some of them from your own PE teacher, or maybe you’re planning on telling a few to your friends.
Either way, we hope you’ve enjoyed this list and that you now have a great collection of jokes to make your workouts a little bit more entertaining.
Just remember, no matter how many laps you have to run, a good joke always helps to keep things fun!
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