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50+ Jokes About Over Eating

Hey there, foodie!

Are you a fan of second and third helpings?

Do you go back for more even when your pants are already feeling a little snug?

If your love for food knows no bounds, then this post is for you!

We’ve rounded up 50+ hilarious jokes about overeating that will have you laughing and maybe even feeling a little guilty.

So grab a snack (or three) and get ready to indulge in some laughs!

Jokes About Over Eating

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

I’m not overweight, I’m just under-tall.

I love to eat pasta, but sometimes I feel like I’m just spaghetti-ing myself in trouble.

If you can’t afford to get fat, eat cheap.

Why did the raisins go out with the prunes? Because they couldn’t get a date with anyone else.

Some people say I have a sweet tooth. But really, I just have a whole mouth full of them.

I never met a taco I didn’t like. Unfortunately, they feel the same way about me.

I’m not really hungry, I’m just bored. So I’m going to eat this entire pizza to fix my broken TV.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I’ve been dieting for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days.

I’m not fat, I’m just calories vertically-challenged.

They say abs are made in the kitchen… well, mine are made in the fridge.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

I’ve been told to watch my weight, but I prefer to watch Netflix instead.

I have a love-hate relationship with fast food. I love to eat it, and it hates me the morning after.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer pizza.

My ideal diet? All the carbs, no consequences.

Why did the lettuce break up with the tomato? Because it was tired of getting tossed around.

I’m not fat, I’m just a human vending machine.

Why did the chicken cross the plate? To get to the other side dish.

Why did the over-eating pirate’s ship sink? He ate too much booty!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!

Why did the sandwich go on a diet? It was feeling a little too stuffed!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to the buffet on the other side!

What do you call a snake that overeats? A python-der!

Why did the salad go to the gym? To get a healthy dose of lettuce-lifts!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What did one plate say to the other? I’m stackin’ up pretty nicely, don’t you think?

Why did the ice cream cone go for a jog? It wanted to be a little more sundae!

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? It had a hole in one of its teeth!

What do you call a cow that overeats? A beefalo!

Why did the pancake go to the Bank? It wanted to be stacked with cash!

What did the Italian chef say to his over-eating pasta-loving customer? You pasta da limit, my friend!

Why was the broccoli scared to eat pizza? It didn’t want to pass gas in public!

Why did the salsa go on a diet? It was too condimented!

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? Lots of mashed potatoes!

Why did the sponge cake go to see a therapist? It was feeling a little mushy!

What do you call a pig that overeats? A baconator!

Why was the bread so smart? It always had a lot of crust-aceans!

Why did the sushi refuse to be eaten? It was a little too raw-tentive!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby after overeating!

What did the cake say to the overeater? You really take the cake!

I never overeat, I just have a healthy appetite for all the good things in life… like pizza.

I wanted to stop overeating, but I think I’m just going to eat my feelings instead.

My pants were telling me to stop overeating, but my taste buds were screaming for more.

My stomach always tells me to stop overeating, but my heart says pizza never hurt anybody.

They say in moderation, everything is okay. But when it comes to eating, a lot of moderation is needed to avoid overeating.

They said I couldn’t eat the whole pizza by myself, but I proved them wrong. Now I just can’t move.

Overeating is my favorite form of cardio.

I don’t always overeat, but when I do, it’s because there’s a buffet involved.

They say overeating is bad for you, but have you ever tried a deep-fried Oreo?

Overeating is like the weather – everyone talks about it, but nobody seems to be able to do anything about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the overeater on the other side!

I don’t always overeat, but when I do, I regret it immediately.

Overeating is just my way of showing my appreciation for all the amazing food that exists in the world.

I’m not overeating, I’m just expanding my horizons.

The key to overeating is having zero self-control. But hey, who needs self-control when there’s cake?

People who say overeating is bad for you have clearly never tried a cheeseburger pizza.

I don’t always overeat, but when I do, it’s because I’m preparing for hibernation.

Overeating is like a game of Jenga – I just keep stacking food on top of other food until eventually, it all comes crashing down.

Up to You!

So there you have it, my overeating friend!

Sixty jokes about your favorite pastime.

You may have gained a few pounds from laughing so hard, but it was totally worth it.

Just remember, everything in moderation…

except for these jokes, they’re all you can eat!

Keep chuckling and munching away, and never forget to leave room for seconds.

Until next time, happy eating (and joking)!

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