Hey there bucko!
We know online school can be a real drag.
The constant Zoom calls, the endless Google Classroom notifications and don’t even get us started on the dreaded WiFi outages.
But fear not!
We’ve compiled a list of 50+ jokes about online school that are sure to make you laugh (or at least chuckle quietly to yourself).
So sit back, grab a snack and get ready to forget about your Zoom fatigue for a little while.
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Jokes About Online School
Why did the computer go to school? To become a screen-ager!
What did the teacher say to the online student who wasn’t paying attention? Are you experiencing technical difficulties or are you just not interested?
What do you call a group of students learning online? A web of learners!
Why do online students never raise their hand? Because they can just use the reaction buttons instead!
What’s the difference between a traditional classroom and an online one? In an online class, you can wear your pajamas and nobody will judge you!
Why did the online student get in trouble for cheating? He copied and pasted the entire Wikipedia article on history.
What do you call a successful online student? A virtual valedictorian!
Why did the online math teacher break up with her boyfriend? He just couldn’t handle her multiplying all the time.
What did the online teacher say to her students who were struggling with technology? Just Google it!
Why are online students always cold? Because they’re constantly sitting next to their Windows.
Why did the online student fail his driving test? He couldn’t use the turn signal feature correctly.
What do you call a group of online students who are discussing a project? A chatterbox group!
Why did the online student wear sunglasses during class? To block out the glare from his screen.
What did the online student say when asked if he could finish his work on time? I’ll do it at the speed of Wi-Fi!
Why did the online student decide to become a teacher? Because he wanted to be a webmaster!
What did the online student say to his classmates who were chatting during his presentation? Guys, I can see you… even if you’re on mute.
Why did the online student refuse to use a calculator during class? He thought it was just another app for cheating.
What do you call a group of online teachers who are discussing lesson plans and grading strategies? A teacherweb!
Why did the online student refuse to attend a math class? He heard it was Algebra-ic!
What did the online student say when asked if she would like to take a break? I can’t, I’m in the middle of a click-storm!
Why did the student bring their computer to school? To learn how to virus.
What do you get when you mix online school with a bad internet connection? A virtual headache.
What’s the best thing about online school? You can attend class in your pajamas.
Why did the online student refuse to use the raise hand feature? They were afraid they would get a virtual high-five.
How did the online teacher keep the students engaged? By sending a constant stream of memes.
What did the online student say when they realized their camera was on during a bathroom break? I hope nobody sees this on the virtual class recording!
Why did the online student refuse to turn in their homework? They claimed the virtual dog ate it.
How do online students take tests? They click on the answer instead of circling it.
Why did the online student wear a hat during class? To hide their bedhead.
What did the online teacher say when a student fell asleep during class? Wake up and smell the virtual coffee!
Why did the online student accidentally mute themselves during class? Because they thought the mute button was the volume up button.
What do you call a virtual study group? A Zoom room.
Why did the online student fail their calculus class? They kept dividing by zero.
What do online students and astronauts have in common? They both work in a virtual space.
How do you know if an online student is cheating on a test? They keep looking down, but their eyes are fixed on the screen.
Why did the online teacher give extra credit for screen time? Because they wanted students to be good at multitasking.
What did the online student say when they heard they had a virtual field trip? I hope there’s no virtual field trip sunscreen.
How do online students keep track of their assignments? They set virtual reminders.
Why was the online class so lonely? Because the attendance sheet was virtual.
What do online students and bakers have in common? They both work in a virtual oven.
Why did the online school teacher wear sunglasses during class? Because there was a lot of screen glare!
Why did the online school student get in trouble with their teacher? They were caught trying to pass a virtual note!
What do you call an online class full of clowns? A virtual circus!
How does an online school administrator deal with a student who doesn’t turn in their work? They cyber-punish them!
Why do online school students prefer to use headphones during class? So they don’t disturb their virtual neighbors!
What do you call an online school from a pirate’s perspective? A virtual chest of gold!
Why do online school students need to be careful when browsing the internet? If they’re not, they could end up with a virtual virus!
What do you call an online school that’s in the middle of a power outage? A virtual blackout!
Why did the online school class fail their test? They forgot to virtually study!
How do online school students get exercise during the day? By doing virtual jumping jacks!
Why did the online school student get in trouble for their screen name? It was too virtual!
How do online school teachers make sure their students are paying attention during class? By using virtual quizzes!
What do you call an online school full of cats? A virtual cattery!
Why did the online school student get in trouble for their background during class? It was too virtual!
How do online school students communicate with their classmates during group projects? By using virtual chat rooms!
What do you call an online school class that’s stuck in a virtual traffic jam? A virtual standstill!
How do online school students stay focused during class? By drinking virtual coffee!
Why did the online school teacher have trouble keeping their students engaged? Because they kept virtual yawning!
What do you call an online school class that’s won an award? A virtual victory!
How do online school students know when it’s time to take a break from class? When they start to see virtual stars!
Up to You!
Congratulations, you made it to the end of our list of 50+ jokes about online school!
We hope our silly humor made you laugh, forget about that Zoom meeting or that ten-page paper you’ve been dreading.
Remember, even though learning from home has its challenges, you can always rely on a good pun or a witty joke to brighten up your day.
Keep these in mind and share them with your classmates or your teacher, who knows, they might just be the giggle they needed too.
Stay tuned for more jokes and laughs from us.
Until then, keep your webcam off accidentally on purpose.
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