Hey there, banana lover!
Are you ready to peel with laughter?
Get ready to go bananas for our collection of 50+ hilarious jokes about old bananas.
We know what you’re thinking: “What’s so funny about a mushy fruit past its prime?” Well, trust us, these jokes will appeal to even the most unripe among us.
So let’s get cracking (or peeling?) and dive into this bunch of gut-busting gags.
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Jokes About Old Bananas
Why did the old banana go to the doctor? It was feeling ripe for a check-up.
What do you call a banana that has seen better days? An antique piece of fruit.
How do you make an old banana smile? By telling it that it’s still appealing.
Why did the old banana retire? It decided it was time to peel away from work.
What do old bananas do for fun? They go on a-yell-an-tours.
What’s the difference between an old banana and a young one? The old one is past its prime, but the young one is still green.
How do you know when a banana is past its prime? It starts to go bananas.
What’s the best way to keep an old banana fresh? Put it in the freezer and hope for the best.
Why did the old banana feel left out? It didn’t get a chance to split like the others.
Why did the old banana refuse to go on a date? It had a peel-ing it wasn’t feeling well.
What did one old banana say to the other? Do you still have that appealing charm?
What do you call a party for old bananas? A peel-ending celebration.
Why did the old banana go on a diet? It wanted to slip into something more comfortable.
How can you tell when an old banana is ready to retire? When it starts to sag in the middle.
Why did the old banana get in trouble? It got caught slipping on a peel.
What do you call it when an old banana is feeling blue? Banana-lyst.
What kind of music do old bananas listen to? Peel-harmonic tunes.
Why did the old banana go on a journey? To find the fountain of youth (but ended up in a fruit salad instead).
What do you call a banana that’s past its prime? A yellow fossil.
Why did the old banana win the race? It had better splits than the others.
Why did the old banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
How do you know when a banana is past its prime? When it starts acting bananas.
What did one old banana say to the other? We’ve really gone soft, haven’t we?
What do you call a banana that’s turning brown and starting to smell? A Stench-a-peel.
Why did the banana go to the movies by itself? Because it was too old to split.
What did the old banana say to the young banana? You’re not ripe yet, so leave me alone!
Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because it wasn’t appealing anymore.
What’s a banana’s favorite game? Peel-a-boo!
Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to be a-peel-ing.
What did the banana say to the orange? You’re not quite as a-peel-ing as me.
What do you call a banana that’s been frozen for too long? A cry-o-peel.
Why can’t you fool an old banana? Because it knows all the ripe moves.
What do you call a banana that’s lost all its sweetness? A bitter-peel.
Why did the banana go to the beach? To soak up some peeling sun.
What did the banana say when it was asked how it was feeling? I’m a-peel-ing much better now, thank you.
Why did the old banana cross the road? To show it still had some appeal.
What do you call a group of old bananas? The Wrinklies.
Why did the banana go into hiding? Because it was afraid of becoming mush-roommates.
What did the banana say when it saw a monkey? Don’t even think about it.
Why did the banana get a ticket? Because it was going too fast in the peel lane.
Why did the old banana go to the doctor? Because it was peeling down.
How do you know if a banana is overripe? When it starts to Snapchat your wrinkly toast.
What do you call a banana that’s seen better days? A senior sultana.
If a banana has lived long enough to develop liver spots, is it technically a senior citrus?
What did the old banana say when it was stuck in traffic? I’m yellowing up the works here!
Why did the old banana break up with its partner? It said they didn’t have any chemistry anymore.
What do you call a group of overripe bananas? A bunch of grumpy raisins.
How do you make an old banana fresh again? Give it a smoothie facelift.
What do you call a banana that’s seen better days but refuses to give up? A determined dried apricot.
How do you know when a banana has turned into a prune? It starts prancing around like a raisin.
Why did the old banana refuse to play poker? Because it felt like it had already gone all-in on life.
What’s the difference between an old banana and a broken record? One’s peel me, the other’s play again.
How do you describe a banana that’s past its prime? It’s a little soft in the hand, but still packin’ a punch.
What do you call a banana that’s given up on life? A totally split fruit.
Why did the old banana stay out too late last night? It was fraternizing with the wrong apple.
How do you make a banana feel young again? Tell it it looks like a fresh apricot.
What did the old banana say when it ran into its ex? I’m still sweet but I’m not that easy.
Why did the old banana suddenly become a philosopher? Because it realized it was no longer just a fruit, but a symbol of aging and decay.
How do you know when an old banana has gone bad? It starts to resemble a prune with a yellow coating.
What’s the difference between an old banana and a faded rose? One’s lost its luster, the other still retains its fragrant essence.
Up to You!
So there you have it, 50+ hilarious jokes about old bananas!
From banana bread to banana hammocks, we’ve covered all the fruity bases.
Who knew there were so many ways to poke fun at a past-its-prime peel?
These jokes may be old, but they’re still ripe for a good chuckle.
So go ahead, share them with your friends and family, and spread the laughter like peanut butter on toast.
And remember, even if your banana starts to turn brown, it’s still good for a joke or two.
Keep smiling, keep laughing, and keep those bananas out of the compost bin!
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