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50+ Jokes About Oklahoma Weather

Hey you, are you tired of Oklahoma weather being hotter than the devil’s armpit one day and colder than a penguin’s butt the next?

Well, buckle up because we’ve got 50+ gut-busting jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget to check the forecast.

From tornadoes to snowstorms, hail to heatwaves, Oklahoma weather couldn’t be more unpredictable if it tried.

So grab a cozy blanket or slather on some sunscreen (who knows what you might need), and get ready to laugh until you cry with these 50+ jokes about Oklahoma weather.

Jokes About Oklahoma Weather

What do you call an Oklahoman in a tornado? A flying cowboy.

If you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, just wait five minutes… or find a new state.

Oklahoma is so windy, even the tumbleweeds have to hold onto something.

The only thing more unpredictable than an Oklahoma thunderstorm is the Sooners’ football season.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Oklahoma? To get to the other side… before the hail came down.

Oklahoma is the only state where you can experience all four seasons in one day.

They say if you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, just drive a few miles. But if you don’t like the weather in Amarillo, just move along.

How do you know when it’s summer in Oklahoma? The mosquitoes have bigger teeth than the cattle.

In Oklahoma, we don’t call it rain. We call it Lake Oklahoma City.

Oklahoma drivers can be a little skittish in a rainstorm. They’re not used to anything falling from the sky that’s not hail.

Oklahoma’s weather forecast: hot and humid with a chance of tornadoes and a side of barbecue.

What’s the difference between a dust devil and an Oklahoma politician? One spins around and makes a mess, and the other is a weather phenomenon.

Did you hear about the Oklahoman who slept through a tornado? He was a real storm chaser.

Why did the Oklahoman wear a cowboy hat during a snowstorm? He wanted to look cool and keep his head warm.

Oklahoma’s winter Olympics: trying to scrape the ice off your windshield without breaking your scraper.

They say you can tell an Oklahoman apart by the way they walk. Even in a snowstorm, they’re still doing a little two-step.

What do Oklahomans do when it’s too hot to go outside? Sit in the shade and watch the tumbleweeds burst into flames.

In Oklahoma, we don’t say it’s raining cats and dogs. We say it’s hailing small cows and horses.

Oklahoma’s state bird should be the mosquito. They’re the only thing that can survive all the heat and humidity.

What’s the difference between Oklahoma weather and a rollercoaster? One is wild, unpredictable, and makes your stomach drop. The other is a ride at Frontier City.

Why did the Oklahoman bring a fan to the tornado shelter? He heard it was going to be a whirlwind romance.

How do you know it’s summer in Oklahoma? The thermostat reaches double digits.

What do you call a storm chaser who loves Oklahoma weather? An Okla-homer.

Why did the Oklahoman go outside during a hailstorm? He wanted to be pelted with compliments.

What do you call a hot and humid day in Oklahoma? A sauna-tional day.

Why did the Oklahoman cross the road during a blizzard? To get to the other side of the white out.

What do you call a snowman in Oklahoma? A frosty grape!

Why did the Oklahoman stock up on canned goods during a heatwave? He heard the heat could make them sauna-tize.

What’s the best way to beat the heat in Oklahoma? Visit an ice castle.

Why did the Oklahoman take his umbrella to a tornado watch party? He heard it was going to be a twister-ella night.

What do you call it when it’s raining cats and dogs in Oklahoma? A litter storm.

Why did the Oklahoman keep checking his mailbox during a hailstorm? He thought he was getting a special delivery of ice cubes.

What’s an Oklahoman’s favorite game during a thunderstorm? Lightning-rod.

Why did the Oklahoman go outside with a ruler during a snowstorm? To measure the Snownadoes.

Why did the Oklahoman wear a light jacket during a heatwave? He didn’t want to break a sweat.

What do Oklahomans wear during a heatwave? Shorts and a promise of rain.

Why did the Oklahoman wear sunglasses during a tornado? He wanted to see his life flash before his eyes in style.

Why did the Oklahoman go fishing during a flood? He heard the opportunity was reel-y good.

What do you call it when an Oklahoman predicts the weather? A forecaster-folk.

Why did the Oklahoman ask for extra ice in his drink during a cold front? He wanted to experience a polar-vortex in his mouth.

They say if you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, just wait 10 minutes. Unless you’re a snail, then you might want to book it.

It’s not a tornado siren, it’s a lullaby for the Oklahoma natives.

Oklahoma weather is like a wax museum – it’s always changing, but nobody ever melts.

You know it’s a tornado season in Oklahoma when you see more flying cars than in a Fast and Furious movie.

It’s not rain, it’s just Oklahoma City’s way of cleaning the dirt from cars.

Oklahoma weather forecast: sunny with a chance of everyone complaining about how hot it is.

If you don’t like the taste of Oklahoma weather, just stick your tongue out and let the dust settle on it.

They say there are only two seasons in Oklahoma – hot and hotter. And they’re not wrong!

Oklahoma weather is like a yo-yo – it goes up and down so much that you might as well just stay dizzy.

In Oklahoma, precipitation means two things – either hail the size of golf balls or a warning that a tornado is on its way.

I tried to make plans for a picnic in Oklahoma, but Mother Nature said, ‘nope, let’s make it a dust bowl instead.’

If you want to know what Oklahoma weather is like, just stick your head in a sauna and then go outside into a hurricane.

Oklahoma weather is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get, but it’s usually something a little bit strange.

They say in Oklahoma, you can experience all four seasons in one day. But who needs that kind of excitement?

Oklahoma weather is like a game of roulette – you never know whether you’ll get sunburn or frostbite.

They say the only thing predictable about Oklahoma weather is its unpredictability. Frankly, that’s a little too predictable for my liking.

Oklahoma’s weather is so bipolar, it makes you wonder whether it needs to see a therapist.

You know it’s hot in Oklahoma when the dogs start panting with a southern accent.

In Oklahoma, they always say ‘if you don’t like the weather, wait a few minutes,’ but it’s hard to find a comfortable waiting spot when everything’s on fire.

Oklahoma weather is like a bad magic trick – you never know what’s coming next, but you’re pretty sure you don’t want to be a part of it.

Up to You!

So there you have it, dear friend.

50+ jokes about Oklahoma weather to keep you laughing through even the most tumultuous of storms!

From hail as big as your head to wind so strong it’ll knock your socks off (literally), Oklahoma weather may be unpredictable, but it sure is entertaining.

So next time you find yourself in the middle of a thunderstorm or blizzard, just remember: at least you’ve got some hilarious jokes to keep you company!

Stay dry, stay safe, and keep on laughing.

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