Hey, you with the calculator in hand!
Are you ready to laugh your digits off?
We’ve got a numerically hilarious treat for you today with 50+ jokes about numbers.
Get ready to roll on the floor (or maybe just count the laughs) with puns, one-liners, and clever quips all revolving around the wonderful world of math.
Whether you’re a mathematician or someone who can barely count to ten, these jokes are sure to add up to a great time.
So, grab your abacus and let’s dive in!
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Jokes About Numbers
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
I was reading a book on teleportation, but I couldn’t put it down.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high again. She looked surprised again!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the natural logs!
Why did the power medium break up with the math book? It just didn’t work out.
Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to have three squared meals a day.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
Why did six refuse to hang out with seven? Because seven eight nine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a prime number and can be aggressive.
What do you call an angle that is 90 degrees? A right angle…but it’s not always right.
What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt!
Why did the number 10 go to the therapist? Because it had a 0 complex.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a math teacher? One is dressing down, while the other is tessellating.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite kind of tree? A binary tree.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the number 6 hate the number 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the number 4 feel down? Because it needed two more to be a perfect set.
Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural log tables.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the Roman ship sink? Because it was too heavy in π-ration.
Why can’t skeletons add properly? They always use their fingers.
What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert? Pi
Why don’t mathematicians use their phones? They prefer to use their minds because the data rates are terrible.
Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems.
Why did six afraid seven? Because seven eight nine.
Why don’t mathematicians tell jokes? They’re afraid they won’t get a natural response.
Why did 10 go to jail? Because it was guilty of decimation.
Why are sine, cosine, and tangent such monsters? Because they all have an angle as a father.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a prime offender.
Why do mathematicians never get surprised? Because they have a good sense of numerator-ology.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why do math teachers love geometry? Because it’s never pointless.
Why do mathematicians always carry a ruler? Because they like to measure up.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why is 6 afraid to go out in public? Because 7 8 9!
Why did the punny math teacher teach geometry? Because it was never pointless.
Why did the doctor write the number eight as a capital E? Because it was a prescription for Octane.
Why did the math teacher love geometry so much? Because it was never pointless.
Why did the Roman soldier choose 10 as his favorite number? Because they always put an X on the scorecard.
Why was 4 afraid of 5? Because 5, 6, 7.
Why did the mathematician go to the doctor? To get a factorial.
Why do math teachers always try to figure out the square root of negative one? Because it’s the imaginary number that they’d love to be.
Why did the mathematician put his calculator in his pocket upside down? To keep his digits on top.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it – 50+ hilarious jokes about numbers!
Whether you laughed until you cried, cringed in disbelief, or rolled your eyes in exasperation at some of these punchlines, one thing is for sure: math has never been so entertaining!
So go forth and spread the laughter, share the joy, and always remember: when in doubt, just add more cowbell.
(Or more numbers, whichever works better.) Until next time, count your blessings and keep smiling!
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