Hey there, nose-picker!
Do you love to laugh and have a good time?
Well, have we got the post for you!
Get ready to have your nostrils tickled with 50+ hilarious jokes about that prominent facial feature we all know and love: the nose.
From puns to one-liners, these jokes will have you snorting with laughter in no time.
So, put your best schnoz forward and let’s get started!
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Jokes About Noses
What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose!
Why did the nose refuse to go to the party? Because it had too much snot to do!
Why did the nose cross the road? To get to the scent store!
Why did the nose need a tissue? It had a run-in with a window!
What do you call a nose that can smell everything? A supersniffer!
Why did the nose go to the doctor? It had a stuffy head!
What do you call a nose with a cold? A booger bear!
Why did the nose get a medal of honor? It was the most outstanding feature on the face!
What do you call a nose that likes to dance? A boogeyman!
Why did the nose go to the cinema? To see the smell-a-vision!
Why did the nose go to the gym? To work out its nostrils!
What do you call a nose that’s afraid of heights? An acrophobic sniffer!
Why did the nose quit smoking? It didn’t want to be a snuffler!
Why did the nose make the record books? It had the longest sniff in history!
What do you call a nose that’s broken? A crack sniffer!
Why did the nose clean the dishwasher? It wanted to smell the dishes better!
What do you call a nose that’s always hungry? A nostril-gator!
Why did the nose get a speeding ticket? It was caught snorting!
Why did the nose go on strike? It was tired of being picked!
What do you call a nose that teaches? A nostril-damus!
Why did the nose go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little run-down.
What did the left nostril say to the right nostril? Hey, is it just me or do we smell something fishy?
Why do people with big noses tend to be happy? Because they always have something to be sniffing about.
What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows.
What do you get when you cross a nose with a potato? A smelly spud.
How do you keep your nose from off the grindstone? Take a break and smell the roses.
How do trees get rid of their boogers? They blow their nose leaves.
Did you hear about the new nose ring trend? It’s snot for everyone.
What’s the difference between a nose and a poker player? One sniffs out the winnings, and the other bluffs them.
Why did the nose have to go to jail? For picking its owner’s pocket.
What do you get when you mix a nose and a telescope? A big nose view.
Why do elephants have big noses? Because they have big sneezes.
How does a nose get ready for a workout? With some nostril stretches.
What did the nose say to the handkerchief? Thanks for the nose-wiping!
Why is Pinocchio’s nose always growing? Because he’s always telling tall tales.
How do you know when a nose is lying? When it’s running away from the truth.
What’s brown and sticky and smells like a nose? A stick-nose.
What do you call a nose that speaks Spanish? A nariz.
Why did the nose join a band? Because it could always play a good honker.
What do you get when you cross a nose and a clock? Big tickles and a lot of tocks.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the nose on your face.
Why was the nose sad? Because it was picked on too much.
Why did the nose go to school? To get a better sniffer degree.
What do you call a group of noses? A snoutful.
When is a nose not a nose? When it’s a little booger.
What is a nose’s favorite drink? Sniffed whiskey.
Why did the nose refuse to address the elephant in the room? Because it didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
What did the nose say to the perfume bottle? Quit bragging, you’re just my backup dancer.
Why did the nose want to be a detective? To follow the scents, of course.
What do Italians call their noses? Spaghetti sniffers.
Why did the nose decide to take a break from smelling? Because it just couldn’t take it any longer.
Why wasn’t the nose invited to the party? Because it was always putting its booger in everyone’s business.
What do you call a nose wearing a cape? Super Sniffer.
What do noses and pants have in common? They both have legs to stand on.
Why was the nose so cold? Because it was in the -booger of the universe.
What’s the saddest part about a nose piercing? When it has to leave its family behind.
Why did the sneeze go to the doctor? Because it was feeling nose-ty.
What’s a nose’s favorite movie? The Scent of a Woman.
What’s a nose’s favorite book? Smelly Cat, by Charles Dickens.
Why did the nose join the military? To become a specialist in sniff warfare.
Up to You!
So, there you have it – 50+ nose jokes to tickle your funny bone!
From boogers to schnozzes, we covered it all.
Whether you have a small, big, or crooked nose, these jokes will make you appreciate the unique beauty of your sniffer.
So, go ahead and share these jokes with a friend or family member, and they’ll be nose deep in laughter in no time!
Remember, if someone tells you that you have a big nose, just tell them that it’s because you have a big heart (and a big sense of humor, too!).
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