Hey you!
Are you loving the freedom that comes with no school?
Getting plenty of sleep and playing video games all day long?
Well, get ready to laugh your socks off because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes that are going to make your day even more enjoyable!
From silly puns to witty one-liners, we’ve got everything you need to keep the good times rolling.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle as we take you on a journey through the best no school jokes around!
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Jokes About No School
Why was the math book sad? No school!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To skip the grades!
What did the teacher say to the class when there was no school? Nothing. She gave them the day off!
Why did the PowerPoint presentation feel lonely? It didn’t have any students to bore!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? To keep an eye on the students!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? He had no body to take with him!
Why did the student eat his homework? He heard there was no school the next day!
Why did the fish go to school? To learn how to be a better swimmer!
Why did the tomato turn red? It heard there was no school the next day!
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
Why did the ghost go to school? To get a degree in haunting people!
Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? It was two-tired!
What does a pencil say to a ruler? I got straight A-corn!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why did the rubber band go to school? To get a degree in stretching things out!
Why couldn’t the pirate go to school? He couldn’t decide which arr to put first!
Why was the book resting on the shelf? It was done with its last chapter!
Why did the cow go to school? To learn how to moosic!
Why did the cookie go to school? To earn a degree in crumbology!
Why couldn’t the astronaut go to school? He was already a space cadet!
Why did the pencil cross the road? To get away from all of the homework!
What do you call a teacher on summer break? Unemployed!
Why is a classroom always hot? Because the students have all the degrees!
What did the teacher say to the class during a heat wave? Stay cool, my students!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you fix a broken school bell? With a degree in bell engineering!
Why don’t they teach Shakespeare in American schools? Because he has too many plays on words!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
Why don’t ghosts go to school? Because they don’t have brains to learn!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner! But let’s not get plastered!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Why don’t fish go to school? Because they already know how to swim!
What do you call a teacher who never laughs? A sour professor!
Why don’t horses get good grades in school? Because they always neigh-say!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
Is it just me or does it feel like a long weekend every day now that there’s no school?
Guess what? I just graduated from the world-renowned Online University of Pajama Pants and Couch-potato-ing without even leaving my house!
Who knew that we’d all be homeschooling our parents instead of the other way around?
I’ve been practicing my social distancing for years. It’s called skipping school.
Why did the student refuse to do online learning? Because he just couldn’t handle the thought of being seen in his pajamas by his classmates!
Breaking news: Teachers around the world are being awarded the ‘Nobel Peace Prize’ for enduring a class full of kids in-person and now a class full of kids via computer screens.
I’m not avoiding my responsibilities by sleeping in anymore. Now I’m just developing my inner ‘grizzly bear’ instinct.
If you thought it was challenging to study with the noise from your classmates, now you have to overcome the sound of your parents’ vacuum cleaner and blender while in virtual classes!
What do you call a group of online students who have no idea what’s going on? A ‘Webinar’ of confusion!
I’ve decided that I’m going to build a mini swimming pool in my backyard since there’s no school. Who needs education when you got chlorine?
What’s the difference between quarantine and summer vacation? One is mandatory, and the other one is supposed to be fun!
Did you hear that they’ve added a new grade level to online learning? It’s called ‘iGraduate’, where they’ll just post your diploma on your Facebook wall once you reach senior year.
The only time students are actually dressed up is during video calls. And even then, it’s only from the waist up!
Why did the chicken cross the road to the computer? To attend his virtual class, of course.
I’m confused. Am I on a break from school, or is school on a break from me?
I miss school. Not the studying part. More of the ‘Hey, I didn’t know the people in the yearbook’ part.
Instead of a classroom, I’m now learning in my bedroom. The only downside is that my bed feels like a magnet that’s constantly pulling me towards it.
I’m not saying that I miss school, but at least back then, I had an excuse for not doing my chores. Now, I’m just a lazy bum.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard my teacher say, ‘Can everyone hear me?’ during an online class, I’d be a millionaire.
I may not have my schedule or lockers, but I do have a fridge full of snacks and a video game console. I call it the ‘Study-from-Home Survival Kit.’
Up to You!
In conclusion, you’ve survived the no-school blues with all 50+ jokes intact!
Whether you’re a student, teacher or parent, hopefully, these jokes will make your no-school days a little brighter.
So remember, the next time you’re stuck at home with nothing to do, just whip out one of these gems and watch the laughter ensue.
And who knows, maybe we’ll even add some more jokes to the list when the next no-school day rolls around!
Stay amused, stay happy, and stay safe!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝