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50+ Jokes About Monday

Hey there, you!

Are you feeling a little down about the start of another work week?

Well, fear not my friend, because we’ve got just the thing to brighten up your Monday blues – 50+ hilarious jokes about Mondays!

From the dreaded commute to the never-ending pile of emails, we’ve got you covered with a treasure trove of puns, one-liners and silly gags that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those Monday morning blues.

So, sit back, relax and get ready for some serious LOLs – because Mondays are about to get a whole lot funnier!

Jokes About Monday

Why was the math book sad on Monday? It had too many problems.

Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the scarecrow go to work on Monday? It was time to get a start on his fall hay fever.

Why do you never see elephants hiding on Monday? They’re really good at it.

Why did the banana go to the doctor on Monday? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party on Monday? Because he was a fungi to be with!

Why did the computer go to work on Monday? He had a ton of megabytes to shift.

Why did the grape go to work on Monday? Because he needed to crush it.

Why did the police officer go to work on Monday? He was looking for some perps to arrest.

Why did the bicycle go to work on Monday? It just wheely needed it.

Why did the broom go to work on Monday? It had to sweep a lot of meetings under the rug.

Why did the cat sleep all day on Monday? It was feline lazy.

Why did the chicken go to work on Monday? Because it was egg-cited about the new project.

Why did the clock go to work on Monday? To clock in and get down to business.

Why did the grasshopper refuse to go to work on Monday? It said, I can’t work. Every time I hop, my boss yells at me to stop being so jumpy!

Why did the fish go to work on Monday? To reel in some new business.

Why did the fireman go to work on Monday? To put out any new fires before they started.

Why did the bee go to work on Monday? To buzz through the day’s tasks.

Why did the squirrel go to work on Monday? To get a head start on the busy fall season.

Why did the ghost go to work on Monday? It had unfinished business to take care of.

Why do Mondays feel so long? Because they’re a million minutes long!

Mondays are the perfect day to celebrate the fact that you survived the weekend.

Why was Monday cross-eyed? Because Tuesday was coming from all angles!

Monday is the best day of the week to start your diet. You’re sure to lose a few pounds just from all the heavy sighing you’ll be doing.

Why did the calendar hate Mondays? Because it was always Monday’s fault.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

What’s the difference between Monday and a root canal? Root canals end eventually.

Why do people hate Monday? Because it’s the first day of the workweek. That’s why we should start counting the week from Tuesday.

What do we call the day after Monday? Tuesday, thank goodness.

Why was Monday so excited to go to work? For the free coffee.

Monday is like a bad penny – it just keeps showing up.

Why did Monday feel like an eternity? Because it lasted from 12:01 am until midnight.

What do you call a Monday that feels like a Friday? A lie.

Why are Mondays like heavy rocks? Because they’re hard to get rolling.

Monday should be repeatedly spelled with a t, as in Mondatt.

Mondays are like bad hair days that come every week.

What’s the worst part about Mondays? When they blend into Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays.

Mondays are like a song you don’t know the words to – you just have to keep humming it until it’s over.

Mondays are why alarm clocks were invented.

Do you know why people hate Mondays? Because they have to leave their comfortable bed and go to work.

Why did the procrastinator cross the road on Monday? To get to the other side…of the work week.

What do you call a Monday that’s as tense as a snare drum? A manic Monday.

Why do Monday mornings feel like they were invented by a mad scientist? Because they’re always a day too long.

What do you call it when a Monday starts out great, but ends in disaster? A case of success flu.

How do you know when it’s Monday? When your coffee cup has more caffeine than actual coffee.

Why do people love Mondays so much? Because they get to see their cubicles again!

What do you call a Monday that’s so terrible, you can’t even muster the energy to complain about it? A Morose Monday.

Why did the calendar maker avoid Monday? Because it’s the first day of the week, and it’s always asking for another one.

Why are Mondays the worst day of the week for woodworkers? They’re always board-to-tears.

What’s the difference between a garbage man and a Monday? One smells like trash, and the other one’s just a day of the week.

How do you know when you’re having a bad Monday? When your horoscope says Avoid work. Go back to bed.

Why do babies cry on Mondays? Because they know they’re going to be stuck with their parents for the next five days.

What did Mondays ever do to deserve such a bad reputation? They’re always stuck in the middle of the week, without any friends.

Why do we call it Monday? Because mourn day was already taken.

How do you make a Monday bearable? By pretending it’s Friday, and dancing around your office like nobody’s watching.

Why don’t ants get frustrated on Monday? Because they’re always marching to the beat of their own drum.

How do you know when a Monday is going to be terrible? When your morning cup of tea tastes like sadness.

Why do people hate Mondays so much? Because they’re always the start of another seven-day sentence.

What’s the easiest way to make a Monday better? By not showing up for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road on Monday? To get to the other hem of the work week.

Up to You!

So, dear reader, after having a hearty laugh at 50+ hilarious jokes about Monday, we hope we’ve successfully turned your frown upside down and made this dreaded day just a little bit more bearable!

Because let’s face it, laughter and humor are the best antidotes for Monday blues.

Now, let’s all go out there and conquer the rest of the week like the boss you are (after another cup of coffee, of course)!

Happy Monday, folks!

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