Hey there, have you ever heard the one about the burrito that walked into a bar?
No?
Well, get ready to spice up your day with 50+ hilarious jokes about everyone’s favorite cuisine – Mexican food!
Whether you’re a fan of tacos, enchiladas, or just queso and chips, there’s a punchline in here for you.
So grab your guac and get ready to laugh out loud with these cheesy, saucy, and oh-so-funny jokes.
Vamos!
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Jokes About Mexican Food
Why did the burrito blush? Because it saw the hot sauce!
What do you call a fake noodle in Mexico? An Impastor.
Why did the taco go to the gym? To get a salsa-body.
What is a Mexican’s favorite sport? Frying pan-ta.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Mexican restaurant.
Why do Mexicans always have a burrito in their hands? Because they don’t want to take a taquito.
How do you know if a Mexican restaurant has a good salsa? By the way, they salsa-dancing.
What do you get when you cross a burrito with a computer? A macho burrito.
How did the burrito propose to the taco? With a corny joke.
What do you call a burrito that’s been to space? An astronaut-rito.
How does a Mexican ask for directions? Can you tell me where is the way to the queso?
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the enchilada.
How does a Mexican order a pizza? Can I have a pizza muy caliente por favor?
What does a Mexican vegetarian eat? A falta-llada.
Who is the most famous Mexican chef? Chef Boyar-do.
Why did the tamale go to the gym? To get its masa pumped up.
Why did the Mexican go to the chiropractor? Because his huevos were scrambled.
What is a Mexican’s favorite insect? The jalap-ant.
What does a Mexican say before eating a burrito? It’s Taco-bout time!
Why did the taco go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit nacho normal.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, just like a fake taco is a Mexi-can’t.
Why did the salsa go out with the tortilla chip? They were a match made in heaven-acho!
What do you call a group of burritos? A wrap party!
How does a taco say grace? Let us pray-bean.
Why don’t Mexican restaurants ever have a shortage of guacamole? Because they always have avo-cardio.
How can you tell if a burrito is male or female? Just wait until it’s jalapeño business.
What is a Mexican’s favorite soft drink? Sierra Mista.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper and a shovel? A hot diggity dog.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Why did the burrito go to the bank? To get some extra guac-amole.
Why did the Mexican city refuse to build a skate park? They were too afraid of all the children doing ollie-ole.
What do you call a Mexican cheese that isn’t yours? Not-cho cheese!
What do you call a Mexican snowman? A Friolento.
Why couldn’t the Mexican order a drink at the bar? He didn’t habañero.
What did the burrito say after finishing the race? I did it nacho average time!
What do you call a Mexican who makes desserts? A sugar skull.
What do you call a burrito that knows karate? A black belchilada.
What did the hungry Mexican say? Taco ’bout time for some food!
How does a Mexican turn their burrito into gold? By wrapping it in al-foil.
What is a Mexican’s favorite type of bean? JACK-sparrow beans, they are always looking for the Black Pinto Bean.
Why did the taco go to the gym? To get a beefy physique.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
Did you hear about the Mexican chef who accidentally added his watch to the guacamole? It’s now extra-time.
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
What is a Mexican’s favorite sport? Fajita ball.
How do you make a Mexican salad? You put a taco bowl in the center and add lettuce around it.
What do you call a Mexican who is also a magician? A fajitaculumist.
What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Scissors.
Why did the burrito quit his job? He couldn’t handle the heat.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the jalapeno go to the hospital? It was getting too spicy.
What do you call a Mexican dish that is not spicy? A mild-an.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find his car keys? Jose, can you see the keys?
How does a Mexican tell the difference between his hot sauce and lotion? He smells before he pours.
Why did the avocado feel insulted? Because guacamole doesn’t need him to taste good.
Why did the taco shell break up with the salsa? Because they were too volatile.
What is a Mexican’s favorite part of a cake? The huevos (eggs) in the batter.
What do you call a Mexican who has won the World Cup? A Chile winner.
Up to You!
So there you have it, 50+ jokes about Mexican food that will surely make you laugh and crave for some tacos, burritos, and enchiladas!
Whether you’re a fan of spicy food or not, these jokes are definitely worth sharing with your friends and family.
Don’t forget to add some guacamole and salsa while you’re at it!
Keep the fiesta going and never forget that life is too short to not enjoy a good plate of Mexican food.
¡Buen provecho!
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