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50+ Jokes About May

Hey there!

Looking for a laugh?

Well, May I suggest some puns and jokes to brighten up your day?

(See what we did there!) In honor of the fifth month of the year, we’ve gathered 50+ hilarious jokes about May that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

From silly wordplay to clever one-liners, our list has got it all.

So, buckle up and get ready to giggle your way through this post.

It’s time to take a break from the hustle and bustle of life and enjoy some May-hem humor.

Let’s get started, shall we?

Jokes About May

Why did the mouse break up with May? She was always chasing tail.

May is the month where everyone gets a little more in-tune with the universe… because they’re all going outside to yell at the cicadas.

May is a great month for people who love to garden. If you don’t, you’re just leafing a lot of work for later.

May isn’t just for moms, it’s also for dads and grads! But mostly for moms, let’s be real.

May the Fourth be with you… except if you’re a summer student, then may it be one with air conditioning.

Why was May the best month to rob a bank? Because April showers bring May flowers… and nobody is looking for criminals while they’re staring at tulips.

May is the perfect time to get in shape for beach season. Just remember — do squats, not s’mores!

May is the month of sunshine and rainbows, but don’t get too caught up in the beauty. Otherwise you might miss where you’re stepping… in the puddles.

Why is May the perfect month for pirates? Because they can finally dig up buried treasure without getting frostbite.

May is a great month for bird-watching. Just don’t tell the birds you’re watching them, or they’ll start charging admission.

What do spring flowers say about May? Oh, we stem from good stock!

May is like the awkward cousin of June. The one nobody really invites to the party, but they still show up anyway.

Why shouldn’t you lend money to someone in May? Because it’s just a loan-tulip season.

May is the perfect month for romance… unless you’re dating someone who’s allergic to lovebugs.

May is a great time to start a diet. But keep in mind, sometimes it takes a few more tries to really weigh your options.

Why did the chef break up with May? She kept leafing him for June.

May is the month of new beginnings, and also the month of forgetting about your New Year’s resolutions.

Do you know why clouds love May? Because they get to spend the whole month showering!

May is the perfect time to get a head start on your beach body. Just remember, sunscreen is your friend.

Why did May decide to go solo? She realized she was tired of being just part of the phrase, April showers bring May flowers.

Why do birds sing on May Day? Because it’s a-may-zing!

What do you get when you cross May Day and Cinco de Mayo? May-O-May-O!

Why did the chicken cross the road in May? To get to the sunnier side of the month!

What is a May flower’s favorite type of food? May-onnaise!

Why did May’s calendar page refuse to stay put? Because it was too springy!

What kind of weather do May flowers like? Showers, especially when they bring Mayflowers!

What did the big flower say to the little flower on May Day? You’re growing, May-I say!

Why do we celebrate May Day? Because April showers bring Maydays!

Why was the math book sad in May? Because it had too many problems!

Why did the baby chick cry in May? Because its mom went on a Maycation!

What did the bee say to the flower in May? May I have some nectar, please?

What did the computer say when it started raining in May? I think I need a May-file!

Why did the gardener throw a party in May? To celebrate the long-awaited spring!

What did the Sun say to the Earth in May? I’m shining brighter just for you!

What’s the difference between a May flower and an April flower? One more month of beauty!

Why do worms love May? Because they get to spring out of the ground!

What is a May fly’s favorite hobby? Playing with May-ps!

Why did the animal go to the flower shop in May? To buy a bo-‘may’!

Why did the clock hate May? Because it can’t tick fast enough to keep up with all the Mayhem!

What’s the difference between a Maypole and a muppet? One spins around and one is just a puppet!

Why was May afraid of the dark? Because it was June soon.

Why did May fail her math test? Because she couldn’t COUNT on herself.

Why did May ask for a refund at the flower shop? Because the tulips were two Mayny.

Why did the May Day parade float malfunction? Because they forgot to put it in April.

Why did May refuse to play cards with her friends? Because she got a bad deal in April.

Why did May quit her job at the orange juice factory? Because she couldn’t concentrate.

Why did May break up with her boyfriend in the springtime? Because it was the season for moving on.

Why did May refuse to eat any vegetables? Because she didn’t carrot all about her health.

Why did May return her new calendar book? Because she didn’t like the May-keup of the author.

Why did May forget her wedding anniversary? Because she had a May-jor brain freeze.

Why did May refuse to join the gym? Because she didn’t want to summer-size.

Why did May’s dog refuse to go outside? Because it was May-hem outside.

Why did May cross the road? To get to June’s side.

Why did May wear a red dress to the party in May? To stand out like a May-roon.

Why did May’s smartphone stop working? Because it was oversaturated with May-mes.

Why did May refuse to go to the beach? Because she didn’t want to get a May-burn.

Why did May refuse to listen to music? Because she couldn’t May-kE A decision on which song to play.

Why did May take a nap? Because she was tired of the May-laise.

Why did May join a cooking class? To learn how to May-O a perfect souffle.

Why did May’s plants die? Because she forgot to May-ter the art of watering them.

Up to You!

Well, well, well, you made it to the end of these 50+ jokes about May.

Did you laugh until your sides hurt or cringe until your eyes watered?

Either way, we hope you had a blast.

May might be a month filled with flowers, rain, and graduations, but it’s also a month filled with laughs.

So next time May rolls around, don’t forget to crack some of these jokes with your friends and family.

After all, when it comes to May, laughter is always in season!

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