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50+ Jokes About Mars

Hey there space cadet, are you ready to blast off into a galaxy filled with laughter?

Buckle up and put on your best space suit because we have 50+ jokes about Mars that are out of this world!

From puns to one-liners, we’ve got it all.

So take a break from exploring the red planet and join us for a cosmic comedy show that’s sure to leave you in stitches.

Get ready to laugh your way to Mars and back with these hilarious jokes.

Jokes About Mars

Why did the Martian fail his math test? Because he forgot how to asteroid.

Why was the Martian always worried? Because he was afraid of being Marooned.

How do aliens on Mars hold a party? They planet well in advance.

What do you call a Martian who plays the piano? A KEY-tian.

Why did the Martian cross the road? To get to the other side of the planet.

Why do Martians not celebrate Halloween? Because they’re not fans of earthlings who come to their planet and steal their candy crops.

What do Martians eat for breakfast? Asteroid cereals.

How does a Martian write poetry? With a mars-cap.

Why was the Martian teacher frustrated? Because his students kept playing hide and seek in the dust storms.

What do you call a Martian who is always happy? A Mar-Smiley.

Why did the Martian refuse to wear sunscreen? Because he was already red enough.

What do Martians use to communicate? Mars-cellaneous signals.

What did the Martian say to the astronaut? Nice space suit, but I prefer my own natural gases for survival.

How do Martians get around on their planet? By flying saucers, of course.

Why did the Martian go to the gym? To work on his red planet-tacle skills.

What do you call two Martians who got married? Matrimoonyians.

Why do Martians never get hungry? Because they’re always mars-snacking.

Why did the Martian feel lonely? Because he was the only one who didn’t have a Mars Rover.

What do you call a group of Martians singing together? A Mars-chior.

How do you make a Martian laugh? With a good Mars-joke, of course!

Why did the Martian refuse to diet? He was already thin in the atmosphere.

Why did the astronaut bring a piece of bread to Mars? He wanted to make a planet toast.

Why did the Martian visit Earth’s hairdresser? He wanted a new ‘do’ in space.

Why did the Martian feel lonely? He was surrounded by a bunch of space-cases.

How do Martians eat their ice cream? With planetary spoons.

Why did the Martian plant a garden on Mars? To make sure he had some ‘spacetatoes’.

Why did the Martian’s son refuse to study? He said it was a waste of ‘Soil’.

What do you find in the corners of Mars? Aliens…What else!

What did the Martian say when he found a new rock on Mars? Looks like I hit rock-bottom on this planet!

What kind of jelly do Martians like on their toast? Space – berry.

What did the Martian say when he saw a spaceship land on Mars? Oh, good, room service. I was getting hungry!

What did the astronaut say when they realized they forgot their sunblock on Mars? Well, there goes my ‘Red Planet’ look.

Why did the Martian start a workout program? He wanted to build a new ‘zero gravity’ physique.

Why do Martian libraries have thicker books than we do on Earth? Because there are more chapters on intergalactic political dramas and the inner workings of space dust.

Why do Martians never get lost? They always have a map of the constellations.

Why did the Martian refuse to join the space army? He said he was already in ‘peace’ful negotiations with his fellow Martians.

What did the Martian say when he received his paycheck from his intergalactic job? Oh, it’s not a living wage, but it’ll cover the cost of my space mortgage.

Why did the Martian join a dating app? He said he wanted to find a space match.

Why do Martians go to movies on Mars? To escape the ‘meteor’ boredom.

What’s a Martian’s favorite television show? Life on Mars, of course!

Why did the Martian refuse to eat the Reese’s? It was already out of this world.

Why did the Martian turn down the job at NASA? He didn’t want to be just another Earthling.

What do you call a Martian who loves puns? A mars-trologist.

How does a Martian send mail? Using his space-mail.

Why did the Martian refuse to play soccer on Earth? He didn’t want to be called the Red Planet on the field.

Why are Martians bad at math? They always try to solve equations using alien math-ematics.

What does a Martian use to repair a broken spaceship? Mars-tape.

Why did the Martian go to the gym? To get space-fit.

How does a Martian wake up in the morning? Using his space-alarm.

Why did the Martian decide to become a comedian? He thought his jokes could make the Earthlings laugh-unite.

What did the Martian say to the astronaut who visited Mars? Welcome to my little red home!

Why did the Martian go to the doctor? He had a case of space-strep throat.

How does a Martian get a sunburn? By not wearing enough space-lotion.

What does a Martian use to watch movies? His space-screen.

Why did the Martian decide to become an artist? He loved painting the red landscapes of his planet.

What did the Earthling say after meeting a Martian? You’re out of this world!

Why did the Martian attend the Earth dance party? He wanted to show off his space-moves.

How does a Martian make popcorn? Using his space-microwave.

What does a Martian use to navigate on Mars? His space-GPS.

Why did the Martian refuse to play golf on Earth? He didn’t want to be called the Red Planet on the course.

Up to You!

Well, congratulations!

You’ve just completed a hilarious trip to the red planet with 50+ of the funniest jokes about Mars.

From aliens to rovers, these jokes are guaranteed to have you laughing your socks off.

So next time you gaze up at the night sky, think of all the extraterrestrial laughs you’ve had and give a little nod to the fourth planet from the sun.

Who knew Mars could be so funny?!

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