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50+ Jokes About Love Island

Looking for some juicy gossip to spice up your summer nights?

Step into the villa with 50+ jokes about Love Island that will have you laughing harder than a recoupling ceremony gone wrong.

Whether you’re a loyal fan or just love to hate-watch, these pun-filled zingers will keep you entertained all season.

So grab your sunscreen, a glass of rosé and let’s dive into the drama (and comedy) of the most talked-about reality show on television.

Are you ready to couple up with some hilarious jokes?

Let’s go!

Jokes About Love Island

Why did the couple on Love Island break up? Because they couldn’t figure out how to share one brain cell.

What do you call a Love Island contestant with a brain? A rare sighting.

I tried watching Love Island once, but my IQ dropped so low I had to switch to reality TV.

Why did the contestants on Love Island all get tans? Because they were trying to look less like each other.

How do you know when a Love Island relationship is serious? When they start using actual words instead of grunts and smacking noises.

Why did the Love Island contestants keep getting lost? Because they couldn’t find their brains.

I heard Love Island is actually a government experiment to see how much idiocy people will watch on TV.

What’s the difference between a Love Island contestant and a toaster? The toaster has a functioning brain.

Did you hear about the Love Island contestant who went to college? Yeah, neither did I.

Why did the Love Island couple break up at the airport? Because they couldn’t decide which way was up.

Why don’t Love Island contestants feel guilty about cheating? Because they don’t have any emotions other than love for themselves.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who can read? A unicorn.

Why did the Love Island contestants start fighting each other? Because they were tired of fighting with their own reflection.

How do you know when a Love Island contestant is lying? Their lips are moving.

Why did the Love Island couple decide to split up? Because they realized they had nothing in common except for their IQ.

Why do Love Island contestants always end up in the hot tub? Because it’s the only place they can think of to be more superficial than they already are.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who can complete a puzzle? A genius.

Why did the Love Island contestants start a garden? To see if they could grow some brain cells.

How do you know when a Love Island contestant is happy? When they’re staring at themselves in a mirror.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who has a library card? A liar.

Why is Love Island like a grammar lesson? It’s full of long pauses and awkward conjugations.

Why did the Love Island contestants go to the beach? To find some sand-bagged love interests.

What did the Love Island contestant say when they finally got a date? ‘Wow, I can’t believe it’s not scripted!’

Why did the Love Island couple break up? Because they just didn’t mesh well in the villa.

What do you call a Love Islander who can’t swim? A land lover.

Why do the Love Island contestants all wear skimpy swimsuits? Because it’s hard to spell ‘desperation’ without ‘bikini’.

What did the Love Island contestant say when they couldn’t find their partner? ‘Looks like love went on a vacation without me!’

Why did the Love Island contestant pack sunscreen? Because they’re always getting burned by love.

What do the Love Island producers say to get contestants to stir up drama? ‘It’s time for a forced connection!’

Why did the Love Island contestant cross the road? To get to the other side of the villa, of course!

What’s a Love Islander’s favorite type of cheese? Camembert, because it’s got all the right curves.

Why did the Love Islander bring an umbrella to the island? To shelter themselves from all the shade being thrown around.

What did the Love Islander say when they caught a fish? ‘Hey, I finally found a catch that won’t break my heart!’

Why do Love Island contestants always complain about the food? Because they’re used to eating up compliments instead.

What do Love Island contestants do when they’re homesick? They just keep saying ‘I miss home’ until they get a rose from the producers.

Why did the Love Island couple break up at the end of the series? Because they finally realized they had to return to reality TV.

What did the Love Island producer say when someone didn’t get a rose? ‘Sorry, you’re just not in our love triangle anymore.’

Why did the Love Islander go into real estate after the show? Because they wanted to find true love in home-buying clients.

What did the Love Islander say when they finally left the villa? ‘I never want to be in a square relationship again!’

Why did the Love Islander delete their dating app? Because nothing else compares to a 24-hour reality TV show.

Why did the Love Island contestant refuse to sunbathe naked? Because he didn’t want to be too revealing.

Why did the Love Island contestant break up with his girlfriend? Because he wanted to be a lone island.

Did you hear about the Love Island contestant who couldn’t swim? He was all at sea.

What do you call a Love Island contestant with no personality? A beach bum.

How do you know when a Love Island contestant is lying? Their lips are moving.

Why did the Love Island contestant bring a ladder to the beach? To reach new heights of fame.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who can’t keep a secret? A beach blabber.

Why does Love Island always end with a breakup? Because people never grow tired of watching train wrecks.

Why did the Love Island contestant refuse to share his bed with anyone? Because he wanted to have a love fortress.

What did the Love Island contestant say to the bartender? I’ll have a heartbreaker on the rocks.

Why did the Love Island contestant refuse to wear sunscreen? Because he wanted to burn up the competition.

How do you know when a Love Island contestant is in love? They’re always singing love songs to the camera.

Why do people watch Love Island? Because they’re too lazy to go to the beach.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who thinks he’s too good for the show? A pompous beach bum.

Why did the Love Island contestant break up with his girlfriend on a boat? He wanted to be a shipwreck survivor.

Why did the Love Island contestant refuse to eat seafood? He was afraid of being caught in a netscape.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who’s always crying? A salty ocean.

Did you hear about the Love Island contestant who ran away from the show? He wanted to be a rebel with a deserted island.

Why did the Love Island contestant refuse to go scuba diving? He was too shallow for deep emotions.

What do you call a Love Island contestant who’s always on their phone? A beach addict.

Up to You!

Well, that’s it!

You’ve made it through 50+ jokes about Love Island, and let’s be honest, your abs are probably sore from laughing so hard.

Whether you’re a Love Island fanatic or a hater, we hope these jokes brought a bit of humor to your day.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to practice our grafting techniques and perfect our “I’ve got a text!” impression.

See you on the next season, villa!

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