Hey you!
Are you ready to pucker up?
Because we’ve got 50+ lemon jokes that are sure to make you peel over with laughter.
Whether you’re a sourpuss or a sweetie at heart, these jokes will have you feeling juiced up and ready for more.
So, grab a glass of lemonade, sit back, and get ready to zest your sides with our hilarious jokes about lemons.
Let’s get started!
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Jokes About Lemons
Why was the lemon so sour? Because it saw the lime trying to steal its thunder.
I squeezed my lemon so hard, I started to make lemonade.
Why couldn’t the lemon get a date? Because it was too acidic.
Why didn’t the lemon producer make any profit? Because he was squeezed dry!
What do you call a lemon that can sing? A mellon.
Why did the lemon go to school? To become the class’s zest student.
What’s a lemon’s favorite instrument? Lemon-on-harmonica.
What do you call a lemon that’s gone bad? It’s gone sour.
What do you say to encourage a sad lemon? Don’t be bitter, be better.
What do you call a lemon that’s been left in the sun too long? A leathery lemon.
Why did the lemon blush? Because it saw the lime peel!
What do you call two lemons that get into a fight? Sour grapes.
Why did the lemon break up with the orange? Because it was too citrusy.
What’s a lemon’s favorite hat? A lemon beret.
What do you call a lemon that’s a real drama queen? A lemon-niche!
Why did the lemon’s wife file for divorce? She got tired of being squeezed for every penny.
What do you call a group of lemons that are always together? A zest of lemons.
Why don’t lemons get along with oranges? Because oranges are always trying to peel better than them.
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall from a high place!
Why did the lemon refuse to join the pep rally? Because it wasn’t a lemon-aid.
Why did the lemon refuse to play cards? Because it was already squeezed!
What did one lemon say to the other lemon? Sour you doing?
Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit citrus!
Why did the lemon cross the road? To get to the pith side!
How do you make a lemon laugh? You tickle its zest!
What do you call a lemon that’s gone bad? A sourpuss!
Why did the lemon go to the gym? To get lemon-tough!
What do you get when you cross a lemon with a mouse? Lemonade!
Why did the lemon go to art school? To learn how to draw a-peeling pictures!
Why do lemons make terrible tennis players? Because they’re always sour losers!
Why did the lemon take a vacation? To get away from it all!
What did the lemon say to the lime? I’m sorry for being so sour!
Why are lemons so healthy? Because they always have a zest for life!
What did the tiny lemon say to the giant lemon? You’re a-peeling!
Why did the lemon break up with the orange? Because it couldn’t see straight!
What do you call a lemon that’s covered in chocolate? Lemon drops!
Why did the banana go on a date with the lemon? They heard they made a-peeling couple!
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a bird? A canary-ade!
Why did the lemon go to the race track? To try and peel out!
What do you call a lemon wizard? A citrus sorcerer!
Why did the lemon go to jail? Because it was caught squeezing someone!
Why did the lemon get a job as a bartender? Because it was good at making sour faces!
Why did the lemon wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to get juiced!
Why did the lemon stop playing tennis? Because it was always getting served!
Why did the lemon refuse to go on a date? Because it was afraid of getting squeezed!
Why did the lemon break up with the orange? Because it couldn’t resist flirting with the lime!
Why did the lemon go to the Doctor? Because it was feeling a little bitter!
Why did the lemon hire a personal trainer? Because it wanted to get a lemon body!
Why did the lemon refuse to share? Because it wanted to keep things zesty!
Why did the lemon go to the party? Because it heard there would be a sour crowd!
Why did the lemon stop telling jokes? Because it was afraid it would sour on stage!
Why did the lemon go to school? Because it wanted to learn more about citric-acid!
Why did the lemon go to the library? Because it wanted to read lemon-worthy books!
Why did the lemon move to a new town? Because it was tired of being a sour-puss!
Why did the lemon wear a cape? Because it was super-sour!
Why did the lemon go to the dentist? Because it had a citrus-ache!
Why did the lemon go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little more sunshine!
Why did the lemon go to the gym? Because it wanted to get a lemon-cize session in!
Why did the lemon start a band? Because it wanted to create some zesty music!
Why did the lemon go on a diet? Because it wanted to be a little less pulpy!
Up to You!
Well, you did it!
You made it through all 50+ jokes about lemons without feeling sour.
We hope these jokes gave you a refreshing break from the daily grind and a zest for life.
Whether you’re making lemonade, cooking up a storm, or just trying to put a smile on someone’s face, we’ve got you covered.
So here’s to laughing until you’re lemon-happy and enjoying the sweetness of life.
Cheers!
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