Hey you!
So you’re finally leaving school, huh?
Congratulations!
These are exciting times, but also bittersweet.
You’re leaving behind the good times, the bad times, the embarrassing moments, and of course, the teachers who were tough on you.
But don’t worry, we have something to make your farewell to school a lot lighter.
We’ve compiled a list of 50+ hilarious jokes about leaving school that will make you laugh, cringe and remember the good times.
So, sit back, relax, and get ready to let out a roar of laughter with these jokes!
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Jokes About Leaving School
Why did the student leave school early? Because it was time for a recess-itation!
Why did the math book leave school before anyone else? It had too many problems.
What did the janitor say when school ended? Sweep you later!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses when she left the school? She thought the future was so bright.
Why did the student take a helicopter home after school? He wanted to get a head start on his homework.
Why did the pencil go to school? To get eraser-cated!
Why did the gym teacher go to the principal’s office after school? He had some weighty issues to discuss.
Why did the teacher wear a red shirt on their last day of school? Because they were ready to go out with a bang!
Why did the student cross the road after leaving school? To get away from all the homework on the other side.
Why did the teacher tell the joke about the pencil sharpener before school let out? She wanted to get a good point across.
Why did the student refuse to leave school? He was at a loss for words.
Why did the lunch lady cry when school ended? She realized she’d never see those nachos again.
Why did the biology teacher go on a walk after school? To get some fresh cells.
Why did the history teacher leave school in a hurry? She had to go back in time to grade papers from earlier in the week.
Why did the principal lock herself in her office after school? She was having a principal moment.
Why did the teacher wear flats on the last day of school? She wanted to end on a low note.
Why did the student take a golf cart to the parking lot after school? He wanted to make a hole in one for leaving early.
Why did the science teacher make a lot of explosions on the last day of school? She wanted to go out with a bang.
Why did the art teacher take a bow after school ended? She knew it was time for her to make an exit.
Why did the school bus driver follow ghosts after dropping off the students? It was a phantom-moned!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems to leave school.
Why did the history teacher bring a ladder to class? Because she wanted to make sure she left on a high note.
Why did the geography student leave school before everyone else? Because he wanted to get a head start on globe-trotting.
Why did the physics teacher never leave school? Because he found it difficult to come up with an exit strategy.
What do you call a school janitor who can’t leave work? A sweeping statement.
What did the English professor say when she left school? I’m paraphrasing my way out of here.
Why did the gym teacher have trouble leaving school? Because he was always yelling, Squat, thrust, and get out!
What do you call a school principal who has trouble leaving the building? A principal-perma-stuck.
Why did the chemistry student refuse to leave school? Because he wanted to keep his chemical bonds together.
What do you get when you mix a truant officer with a burglar? A detention cell.
Why did the calculus student leave school early? Because he had a limit to how much he could take.
Why did the computer science student leave school before everyone else? Because he wanted to get a head start on coding.
What do you get when you cross a drama student with a door? A dramatic exit.
Why did the biology teacher leave school early? Because he had to see a genus about a species problem.
Why did the art student stay in school? Because he couldn’t draw himself away from his work.
What do you call a school nurse who leaves work early? A prescription departure.
Why did the culinary student leave school? Because she got in a beef with the head chef.
Why did the music teacher leave school early? Because she needed to hit a high note in her career.
What do you get when you mix a history student with a door? A famous entrance and exit.
Why did the school counselor leave work early? Because she needed to make a mental health break.
Why did the student leave school early? To get a head start on procrastinating at home.
What’s the difference between an individual who quits school and a free-spirited dropout? A bag of skittles.
Why did the math book look so sad when the student left school? Because it had too many problems.
How do you know you’re ready to leave school? When you can’t even Google the answers anymore.
Why did the music student decide to leave school? They were tired of being in treble.
What did the principal say when the student asked to leave school early? No way, José.
Why did the English teacher give the student permission to leave school? She was sick of hearing his puns.
Why did the student refuse to leave school? They were afraid of becoming a grown-up.
What’s the best way to leave school? Through the gift shop.
Why did the gym teacher let the student leave early? They had way too much gym-nastics homework.
Why did the science student choose to leave school early? They needed some space.
What did the art student say when they left school early? I’m canvas’ing getting out of here.
Why did the history teacher let the superhero leave school early? They had a cape test to catch.
What did the music teacher say when the student left school early? Don’t forget to rest for the next concerto.
Why did the math teacher give the student permission to leave school early? It was an x-treme emergency.
What did the English teacher say when the student left school early? You’re gonna miss our shakespeare puns!
Why did the student leave school early? They realized they had no homework and didn’t want to jinx it.
What did the art teacher say when the student decided to take an early exit? Looks like their palette-cleansing from school!
Why did the school nurse let the student leave early? They were suffering from a case of Senioritis.
Why did the student skip school early? So they could have a head start on summer break!
Up to You!
You made it!
You’ve reached the end of our 50+ jokes about leaving school.
From cheesy puns to hilarious one-liners, this post had it all.
We hope we’ve left you laughing and feeling nostalgic about the good ol’ days.
Whether you’re a recent graduate or left school years ago, we all share the same feeling of relief and excitement when leaving those hallways for the last time.
But don’t forget, the real joke is on us as we enter the real world.
So go out there, chase your dreams, and don’t forget to cherish the memories of your school days, no matter how cringey they may be!
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