Hey, you lovely law students!
Are you bored to death listening to the same legal jargon every day?
Here’s a refreshing change of pace – 50+ hilarious jokes about law school that will knock your socks off!
Whether you’re a seasoned law student or a newbie just starting out, get ready to chuckle your way through these rib-tickling one-liners.
From bashing the bar exam to making fun of your esteemed law professors, we assure you that these jokes will bring you on the floor laughing out loud.
So, sit back, relax and gear up for some legal comedy that’ll blow your mind!
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Jokes About Law School
Why did the law student cross the road? To get to the other side of the bar exam.
How many law students does it take to change a light bulb? Three; one to research state and federal regulations, one to argue with the manufacturer about warranty coverage, and one to complain about the lighting conditions of the room.
Why did the law student refuse to do the dishes? They argued that there was no legal precedent for washing dishes.
What do you call a law student who graduates at the bottom of their class? Your Honor!
Why did the law student go to a hypnotist? They wanted to learn how to objectify better during cross-examination.
What do you call a law student who drops out and becomes a chef? A sous juris.
Why did the law student become an electrician? They heard there were a lot of current events in that field.
What do you call a law student who can’t pass the bar exam? An MBA.
Why did the law student decide to become a poet? They wanted to write laws in verse, making them more palatable and easy to remember.
How many law students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but you can bet they’ll bill you for a full hour.
Why did the law student fail their driving test? They couldn’t follow a single lane of reasoning.
What do you call a law student who gets all A’s? A miracle.
Why did the law student become a masseuse? They were tired of arguing all day and wanted to rub out some issues.
What do you call a group of law students? An objectionable.
Why did the law student become a comedian? They figured they had a better chance of making people laugh than making a decent salary practicing law.
Why did the law student become a farmer? They want to grow their own briefs.
How many law students does it take to order a pizza? Just one, but they’ll insist on doing it through three-way calling.
Why was the law student kicked out of the debating society? They were accused of mendacious briefings.
What do you call a law student who runs a successful business? A legal entrepreneur.
Why did the law student become a therapist? They figured they had spent enough time dealing with other people’s problems, they might as well get paid for it.
Why did the law student break up with their significant other? Because they wanted a restraining order.
How do you know if someone went to law school? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Why do law students wear suits to class? In case there’s a verdict on the syllabus.
What do you call a law student who skips class? A defendant.
How many law students does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just argue about who has the legal right to change it.
What’s the difference between a law degree and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Why did the law student fail the bar exam? They couldn’t pass judgment on the questions.
How do you make a law student smile? Just ask them about their student loans.
Why don’t law students get married? Their prenup agreements are too complicated.
What do you call a group of law students? A lawsuit, of course.
Why did the law student want to become a comedian? They heard law was a joke anyways.
How do you know if a law student is lying? Their lips are moving.
Why did the law student cross the road? To get to the other side of the law.
How do you confuse a law student? Ask them to explain the difference between jus in bello and jus ad bellum.
What do you call a law student who’s also a part-time magician? A legal illusionist.
Why did the law student become a vegetarian? They couldn’t meat the ethical standards of their legal principles.
How do you get a law student to stop working? Turn off their PowerPoint presentation.
Why do law students make terrible storytellers? Because they can’t tell a reasonable doubt from a red herring.
What do law students and sharks have in common? Both have to keep moving forward to survive.
Why did the law student study environmental law? They wanted to learn how to bill for every minute of fresh air they breathe.
Why did the law student break up with their significant other? Because they couldn’t handle the verdict of not being the best partner.
How many law students does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’ll just sue the makers of the lightbulb for false advertising.
Why was the law student always good at math? Because they could calculate damages like nobody’s business.
Why did the law student join a circus? To better understand the concept of a circus trial.
What do you call a law student who can’t argue their point effectively? A paralegal.
Why do law students never get lost? Because they’re always busy reading the fine print.
Why did the law student study environmental law? Because they wanted to make the world a better place… for billable hours.
How do you know when a law student is lying? Their lips are moving.
What did the law student say to the judge? I object… to my student loan debt.
Why were the law student’s report cards always so good? Because they had a Master’s in plagiarism.
What’s the difference between a law student and a lawyer? Three years and a ton of debt.
Why did the law student become a zookeeper? To learn how to defend people facing animal charges.
How does a law student stay organized? By keeping a calendar and a handy-dandy thesaurus for all those legal terms they don’t really understand.
Why did the law student go on a camping trip? To better understand the concept of roughing it before they start working at a law firm.
What kind of socks do law students wear? Briefs.
Why do law students love John Grisham? Because his books are a great substitute for doing actual legal research.
What’s the fastest way to get a law student’s attention? Tell them the exam starts in five minutes.
How many law students does it take to change a tire? None, they’ll just argue about who should be liable for the flat.
What do you call a group of law students at happy hour? The bar examiners.
Why did the law student become a stand-up comedian? To practice rebuttals to hecklers.
Up to You!
Congratulations!
You’ve made it through all 50+ jokes about law school.
You’ve laughed, you’ve groaned, and you’ve probably contemplated dropping out and becoming a Jester instead.
But don’t give up just yet!
Keep pushing through those case briefs and you’ll be the one making legal puns in no time.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when you’re drowning in law books.
So keep smiling, keep studying, and keep being the legal rockstar we know you can be!
And always remember, if at first you don’t succeed, appeal, appeal, appeal!
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