Hey you there, are you feeling down because it’s raining outside?
Well, don’t be!
Instead, let’s embrace the weather and brighten up our day with some hilarious rain jokes!
Get ready to laugh your socks off with our collection of 50+ jokes about it raining.
Whether you love the rain or hate it, these jokes will surely make you smile and forget all about the gloomy weather.
So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for some serious laughing.
Let’s get started!
Table of Contents
Jokes About It Raining
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
Why don’t witches like getting wet in the rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
Why did the umbrella break up with the tomato? Because it couldn’t ketchup to the rain!
What do you get when it rains cats and dogs? Poodles and tabbies!
I tried to catch some fog earlier, but I mist.
Why did the squirrel go swimming in the rain? Because it wanted to be a wet nut.
How does a raindrop keep dry? By wearing a water repellent coat!
What did the rain cloud say to the lightning bolt? You light up my life!
Why do raindrops never hurt the ground? Because they’re soft smalls.
What does one raindrop say to another? Two’s company and three’s a cloud.
How does an umbrella stay secure in the rain? It has a vel-crow.
What did one raindrop say to another on a hot summer day? Bet you wish you were me.
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!
Why don’t vampires like the rain? It washes off their bat-tery charge.
What did the raindrop say to the sad potato? Chin up, spud!
Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
I went to see the doctor because I felt like a raincloud. He said I was under the weather.
What did the rain say to the grass? Nice to see you drenched by me!
What do you call a group of raindrops? A mist-erious gathering!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the rain blush.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the rainy course? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.
Why don’t cats like to go outside when it’s raining? They are afraid they’ll step in a poodle.
What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why do people carry umbrellas? To avoid the rain from ruining their nice hair day.
What season is it when you are on trampoline and it starts raining? Spring in your step
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a raincoat? A frosty raincoat.
Why did the duck take an umbrella to the pond? To protect his webbed feet from the rain.
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
What is the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
What falls but never gets hurt? Rain.
Why did the raincoat say to the pants? You’re wet!
What do you call a wet elephant? A shower.
Why did the scarecrow stay inside during the rain? He was afraid he would get all straw-berry.
Why do rain clouds get angry? They want to vent their frustration.
What do you get when you cross a bear and rain? A grizzly shower!
Why was the math book sad when it rained? It had too many problems.
Why doesn’t Peter Pan want to grow up? Because he never wants to be a rain-adult.
Why do birds fly south during the rain? Because it’s quicker than walking.
I’m not a big fan of the rain, but it’s all water under the bridge.
Rain, rain, go away. Come again when my laundry’s put away.
It’s raining cats and dogs out there, and I’m allergic to both.
I’m no meteorologist, but I think it’s safe to say it’s precipitation central out here.
I’m going to need a canoe to get to work today.
I feel like I’m living in the rainforest. Someone pass me a machete.
I tried to make a raincoat out of cheese, but it turned out to be a feta-lure.
Why did the rain drop fall out of the sky? Because it had a mist-steak.
It’s like Mother Nature is crying tears of joy.
I’m feeling a little dampened by the weather today.
The only thing more unpredictable than the stock market is the weather forecast.
Rain, rain, it’s okay. I’ve got a date with Netflix anyway.
Who needs a car wash when you have the sky?
I don’t always appreciate the rain, but I have to admit it’s pretty atmospheric.
I’m not saying I’m a mermaid, but I’m definitely in my element right now.
I thought about getting a new umbrella, but I couldn’t find one that measured up to my high standards.
The sky is dropping knowledge right now, but I’m too busy trying to avoid getting wet.
The weather outside is frightful, but the soup inside is so delightful.
I’m trying to stay positive in this weather, but it’s really starting to dampen my mood.
I’d tell you a joke about the rain, but it’s not in my forecast.
Up to You!
Well, well, well, it looks like you’ve made it to the end of the line…
of rain jokes, that is!
We hope you didn’t get too soaked in the process.
From puns to one-liners, we’ve covered it all.
So if you’re feeling a bit down on a rainy day, just remember that there are 50+ jokes about rain to make you chuckle.
Now go out and make it rain, laughter that is!
Want to LOL More?
Here are other Weather Jokes you’ll enjoy:
- 50+ Irish Jokes About Rain
- 50+ Picture Jokes About Rain
- 50+ Jokes About Snow White
- 50+ Bad Jokes About Snow
- 50+ Jokes About Rainy Days
- 50+ Jokes About Snowy Weather
- 50+ Jokes About Lots Of Rain
- 50+ Good Jokes About Spring
- 50+ Jokes About The Weather Being Hot
- 50+ Jokes About Snow Angels
Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝