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50+ Jokes About How Much I Love You

Hey there!

Feeling loved up and mushy?

Well, get ready to double over in laughter as we present 50+ of the funniest jokes about how much you love your significant other (and we know you do!).

From cheesy to pun-tastic, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor with laughter and sending hearts soaring all at the same time.

So buckle up, grab your loved one, and let’s get cracking with the gags!

Jokes About How Much I Love You

I love you more than my morning coffee, and trust me, that’s a lot.

If loving you was a job, I’d be the CEO of the company.

I love you more than my phone, and that’s saying something because I’m practically glued to it.

They say love is blind, but I see clearly just how much I adore you.

My love for you is like a Google search – infinite and never-ending.

I love you more than Chipotle, and that’s saying something.

If love was an Olympic sport, I’d win the gold medal for loving you the most.

I never knew how much love my heart could hold until I met you.

I love you more than words can express, but I’ll still try and make you laugh with some cheesy jokes.

My love for you is like a never-ending buffet – it just keeps getting better with time.

I love you more than pizza, and you know how much I love pizza.

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly and the love of my life.

I love you more than my laptop, and that’s saying something because I’m a tech addict.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought about how much I love you, I’d be a billionaire.

My love for you is like a plant – it needs to be watered every day, but it keeps growing stronger.

I love you more than a kid loves their teddy bear.

If love was a currency, I’d be rich in my love for you.

You’re the sun to my beach and the love of my life.

I love you more than a shark loves blood.

My love for you is like a song on repeat – I can never get enough.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

If loving you is a crime, I’d be doing time for eternity.

You make my heart sing like a canary in a coal mine.

I love you as much as a dog loves his bone.

You have the key to my heart, and I have the key to your apartment.

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the mac to my cheese, and the love to my life.

I love you more than a squirrel loves his nuts.

Your love is like a drug, and I’m hopelessly addicted.

If love had a name, it’d be your name.

You’re the missing puzzle piece that completes my life.

You’re hotter than a jalapeno pepper dipped in hot sauce.

I love you more than a bear loves honey.

You’re sweeter than sugar and stronger than coffee.

I love you more than a kid loves candy on Halloween.

You’re my better half, my soulmate, and my reason for living.

I love you more than a flower loves the sun.

You’re the apple of my eye and the wind beneath my wings.

I love you more than a fish loves water.

You’re the sunshine on a cloudy day, the rainbow after the storm, and the moon rising over the horizon.

I love you more than a toddler loves their blankie.

Up to You!

So there you have it!

50+ hilarious jokes about how much you mean to me.

I hope you cracked a smile, giggled, or heck, even snorted a little.

But in all seriousness, I do love you.

You light up my life like a firework and make my heart skip a beat like a skipped record.

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the milk to my cereal, and the cream to my coffee.

I’m so lucky to have you in my life and I can’t wait to continue sharing jokes, laughs, and love with you.

Here’s to more corny jokes and endless love, my dear.

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