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50+ Jokes About Hot Weather

Hey you!

Feeling hot hot hot?

Well, grab an ice-cold drink and sit yourself down because we’ve got 50+ jokes that are hotter than the sun!

Whether you’re sweating bullets or just a little sweaty, these jokes will have you laughing so hard it’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a heat wave.

So, crank up the AC, put on some sunscreen, and get ready to LOL your way through this scorching post all about hot weather.

Let’s do this!

Jokes About Hot Weather

It’s so hot outside, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.


It’s so hot, even the sun needs sunscreen.


It’s so hot, my hometown in the desert is jealous.


It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.


It’s so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette.


It’s so hot, I saw a guy pouring his coffee in his lap just to cool down.


It’s so hot, my ice cream melted before I could even grab a spoon.


It’s so hot, I’m considering taking a nap in the fridge.


It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel begging for a Gatorade.


It’s so hot, I thought I saw my shadow taking a drink of water.


It’s so hot, people are frying eggs on the sidewalk… with the chickens.


It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs.


It’s so hot, I’m sweating more than a marathon runner taking a final exam.


It’s so hot, I saw a snowman melting faster than Frosty on a Florida beach.


It’s so hot, my car stereo is playing Hot, Hot, Hot on repeat.


It’s so hot, I asked my friend to fan me with a piece of paper and it burst into flames.


It’s so hot, even the shade is sunburnt.


It’s so hot, my air conditioner needs a break and a massage.


It’s so hot, I’m pretty sure my shoes are melting to the pavement.


It’s so hot, I could boil an egg on my laptop.


It’s so hot outside I saw two trees fighting over a dog.


It’s so hot, I saw a bird wearing sunblock.


It’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.


It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing his tail just to create a breeze.


It’s so hot, even the devil went to the beach to cool off


It’s so hot, I saw a dog walking down the street carrying a thermometer


It’s so hot, I saw two ants carrying a Raft


It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning himself with his own tail.


It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.


It’s so hot, I saw a pigeon walking in the shade with a bucket of ice.


It’s so hot, I heard the cows mooing ‘not again’ when the farmer offered them a drink.


It’s so hot, I saw a man shaving his head just to catch a breath of fresh air.


It’s so hot, I saw a tree offering shade to a cactus.


It’s so hot, I saw a snowman melting just by looking out of the window.


It’s so hot, people are sweating more than a politician on election day.


It’s so hot, people are sleeping with one eye open, and the other one is just too hot to close.


It’s so hot, I saw an ice cream truck playing Christmas music.


It’s so hot, I saw a man floating on his own sweat.


It’s so hot, I saw a man frying an egg on the sidewalk.


It’s so hot, I saw a salad wilting before I even got it in the fridge.


It’s so hot, I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.


It’s so hot, I sat on a parking meter and it gave me a sunburn.


It’s so hot, I tried to cook breakfast on the sidewalk.


It’s so hot, my ice cubes melted before I could even pour the water.


It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.


It’s so hot, my sweat is sweating.


It’s so hot, I saw a flock of pigeons burst into flames while flying over the city.


It’s so hot, I had to put my car in the freezer to keep it cool.


It’s so hot, the pool water is boiling.


It’s so hot, I saw a man spontaneously combust while walking down the street.


It’s so hot, I saw a tree burst into flames from the heat.


It’s so hot, I saw a bird flying backwards just to avoid the heat.


It’s so hot, I saw a fish jump out of the river to get some shade.


It’s so hot, I could make s’mores on my car’s hood.


It’s so hot, I saw a sunflower wilt and beg for mercy.


It’s so hot, my shoes melted while walking on the pavement.


It’s so hot, I saw a snowman burst into tears.


It’s so hot, I saw a lizard in a sauna, trying to cool down.


It’s so hot, the fire department is handing out ice cream instead of water.


It’s so hot, I saw a person standing in the shade, holding a sign that said Will work for air conditioning.


Up to You!

Well, congratulations, you made it to the end!

And if I’m being honest, you must be sweating bullets right now after all these hot weather jokes.

Don’t worry, just remember to stay hydrated, and maybe invest in a good air conditioner, or better yet, move to Antarctica.

Either way, I hope these jokes helped you beat the heat and brought a smile to your face.

And hey, if you’ve got any more hot weather jokes up your sleeve, feel free to share them in the comments below.

Let’s keep the laughter going!


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