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50+ Jokes About Horses

Hey, you horse lover!

Are you ready to gallop through a field of laughter?

Saddle up and get ready for a hilarious ride with 50+ jokes about horses.

From neigh-sayers to stallion puns, we’re trotting out all our best material.

So hold onto your reins, because these jokes are guaranteed to leave you horsing with laughter.

Whether you’re a seasoned equestrian or simply love a good laugh, these jokes will have you saying “neiiighhh” in no time.

So grab a carrot (or 50+), and let’s saddle up for some good ol’ fashioned horse humor.

Jokes About Horses

Why did the horse wear sunglasses? Because he was a neigh sayer!


What do you call a horse that can play basketball? LeBron Bronco.


Why did the horse go to the doctor? He was feeling a little hoarse!


What do you call a group of horses playing instruments? A neigh band!


Why did the horse cross the road? To show the chicken it could be done!


What kind of horse do you ride in a race? A fast one!


Why did the horse start a band? He wanted to be a galloping musician!


What do you call a horse that can’t lose? A stable genius!


Why did the horse go on a diet? His neigh-bors told him he was getting a little hay-heavy!


What kind of horse do you ride when you’re feeling emotional? An embarrassed gelding.


Why don’t horses play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!


What do you get when you cross a horse with a bee? A neigh-zer!


Why did the horse run through the sprinkler? To get a neigh-shower!


What kind of movies do horses like to watch? Stable-rousers!


Why don’t horses ever use smartphones? They can’t seem to master neigh-vigation!


What do you call a horse that can knit? A neigh-bitter!


Why don’t horses go on vacation to the beach? They don’t want to see a lot of neigh-ked people!


What do you get when you cross a horse and a pig? A horrified stable hand!


Why did the horse refuse to go into the barn? It was filled with neigh-sayers!


What kind of horse gives the best hugs? A bareback hug!


Why did the horse go on a diet? She wanted to be stable.


What do you call a horse that can’t run? A nave.


How do you know that horses are social animals? They always make neigh-bours.


Why did the horses wear sunglasses? Because they were at the mane beach!


What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bour.


What do you call a horse that can’t play the piano? Too deaf to neigh.


What are horses’ favorite type of movies? Westerns, of course.


Why did the horse get a job in Disney World? He was a stable genius.


What do you get when you cross a horse with a UFO? An unidentified neigh-ing object.


Why don’t horses get involved in politics? They’re afraid of the gallop polls.


Why did the horse go to space? To see if he could neigh-gate the galaxy.


What do you call a horse who can’t stop pouring drinks? A highballadère.


Why was the horse banned from the grocery store? Because he kept eating the hay-veg.


What do you call a horse that can’t swim? A landlubber.


Why did the horse join the orchestra? To play the neigh-pony.


What should you say when a horse comes into your bar? “Why the long face?”


How does a horse call his home? On his neigh-phone, of course.


Why did the horse cross the playground? To get to the neigh-borhood.


Why did the horse get a job as a comedian? He was always good at neighing people laugh.


What do you call a horse that’s been living in the city for too long? A neigh-sayer.


Why did the horse go on a diet? Because he wanted to be a little horse!


Why was the horse so happy? Because he found his mane squeeze!


Why don’t horses like to tell jokes? Because they always end up neighing instead of laughing!


Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the other steed!


What do you call a horse that is always at the gym? A muscle-mare!


What do you call a horse that can’t finish a race? A neigh-sayer!


Why did the horse stop doing yoga? He kept getting stuck in downward-facing foal!


When does a horse like to start his day? At the crack of neigh-ton!


Why did the horse go on vacation? He was feeling a little stable!


What do you call a horse that does magic tricks? A presto-neigh-tor!


What is a horse’s favorite instrument? The neigh-branos!


Why did the horse break up with his girlfriend? She was always nagging him!


What do you call a horse that’s good at math? A stallion-tician!


Why did the horse refuse to come out of his stall? He was feeling a little hoarse!


What’s a horse’s favorite vegetable? Carrots, of course!


What do you call a horse that’s always second place? A runner-up pony!


Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund instead of a horse? He needed a lower-steed!


What do you call a group of horses with high IQs? The neigh-sayers club!


Why did the horse go to school? To learn how to take neigh-tions!


What do you call a horse that’s always lying? A filly-buster!


Up to You!

Well, there you have it – 50+ hilarious jokes about our equine friends!

Whether you’re a seasoned equestrian or just a casual admirer, these jokes are sure to have you neighing with laughter.

From puns to one-liners, we’ve covered every type of horse joke under the sun.

So next time you’re in the company of horses, remember – laughter is the best medicine, even for our four-legged friends.

Go ahead and share these jokes with your barn buddies – let’s spread the joy, one hilarious joke at a time!


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