Hey, high school senior!
It’s almost the end of your high school journey, and you’re probably feeling a mix of emotions – excited, nervous, relieved, and a little sad, all at the same time.
But you know what can make you feel better?
A good old laugh.
And we’ve got not one, not two, but 50+ hilarious jokes about high school seniors that will tickle your funny bone and make you forget all your worries.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle your way into graduation.
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Jokes About High School Seniors
Why did the high school senior bring their bike to school? They wanted to pedal their way through senioritis.
What do you call a high school senior that still hasn’t figured out what they want to do after graduation? A senior citizen.
Why did the high school senior go to the lumber yard? They wanted to build up their senioritis.
Why did the high school senior bring a pillow to school? They wanted to take senioritis naps during class.
What do high school seniors and snowboarders have in common? They both specialize in catching some big air.
Why do high school seniors love the last day of school? They finally graduate from their senior pranks.
What do high school seniors and trees have in common? They both graduate by shedding their leaves.
Why did the high school senior get a tattoo of their graduation year? They wanted a permanent reminder of their senioritis.
Why did the high school senior want to be a comedian? They needed a backup career in case their senior thesis was a flop.
What do you call a high school senior that’s always late to class? A senior sneak.
Why don’t high school seniors trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did the high school senior say when they learned their GPA? “This is un-accept-able!”
Why do high school seniors love eating at fast food chains? They can study their senior menus.
Why do high school seniors love the springtime? Because they finally get to release their pent-up senioritis.
Why did the high school senior go to the arcade? They needed to blow off some steam after completing their senior project.
What do high school seniors and sea anemones have in common? They both rely on their tentacles to survive senior year.
Why do high school seniors get excited for math class? Because it’s a chance to calculate how many days are left of senior year.
Why did the high school senior break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend? They needed to focus on their senioritis.
What do high school seniors and sloths have in common? They both move at a snail’s pace during senior year.
Why did the high school senior want to learn sign language? So they could communicate with all of their senior citizen friends.
Why did the senior take a ruler to bed with him? He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the senior skip school on Monday? He wanted to make his senior skip day complete.
Why did the senior skip his graduation? He didn’t want to lose his parking spot.
What do you call a senior who never does their homework? A graduating class.
What do you call a senior who always forgets their locker combo? A senior moment.
Why did the senior bring a ladder to school? He wanted to raise the bar for his class.
Why did the senior take an umbrella to school? He heard there was a high chance of a senior prank.
Why did the senior bring a calculator to the party? He wanted to divide up the drinks evenly.
Why did the senior call in sick on prom day? He didn’t want to bow out early.
What did the senior say to his friends on the last day of school? See you in the real world, chumps!
Why did the senior bring a beach ball to graduation? He wanted to make a big splash.
Why did the senior bring a paintball gun to prom? He wanted to make it a night to remember.
Why did the senior bring a selfie stick to homecoming? He wanted to get all his peers in one frame.
How did the senior become the most popular kid in school? He started a petition for longer lunch periods.
Why did the senior bring a stopwatch to class? He wanted to time his teacher’s lectures.
Why did the senior bring earplugs to the dance? He didn’t want to hear any cheesy music.
Why did the senior bring a whiteboard to class? He wanted to draw up a diagram of his senioritis.
What did the senior say to the sophomore on their last day of school? Don’t worry, kiddo, you’ll be here in no time.
Why did the senior bring a funnel to the pep rally? He wanted to inject some fun back into school.
Why did the senior bring a sleeping bag to class? He wanted to get a head start on his graduation nap.
Why did the senior cross the road? To get to the graduation ceremony on the other side!
Why do seniors love taking multiple-choice tests? It’s their chance to finally win something.
What did the senior say when he finally got to the end of the yearbook? Wow, that took four years to read!
What do you call a high school senior who’s still taking freshman-level classes? A freshman for life!
Why did the senior join the math club? He heard they had a lot of calculators.
How do you know when a senior is stressed? They start using all caps in their text messages.
What’s the only thing seniors care about more than their grades? Their college acceptances.
Why did the senior refuse to take a nap during lunchtime? He didn’t want to miss his last chance to socialize with his classmates.
What do you call a group of seniors who decide to skip prom? The mature choice.
What’s the best way to get a senior’s attention? Tell them it’s time to turn in their senior project.
Why did the senior miss the pep rally? They were too busy trying to find their missing cap and gown.
What do you call a senior who passes all their final exams with flying colors? Employed!
Why did the senior quit the cheerleading squad? They couldn’t handle the pressure of being a senior member.
What’s the difference between a senior and a freshman? Four years of angst, drama, and bad decision-making.
Why did the senior take up knitting during study hall? They were tired of losing all their pens and pencils.
What’s the senior’s secret to surviving finals week? Caffeine and denial.
Why did the senior get a job at the local ice cream shop? They wanted to make sure they had a sweet summer job before heading off to college.
What’s the best way to motivate a senior to study for their SATs? Remind them that they’ll have to deal with student loans for the next 20 years.
Why did the senior sell their gaming console? They needed to start saving up for college textbooks.
What’s the senior’s motto? Live fast, graduate young.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it, my dear senior!
50+ jokes about your favorite years of high school.
From your first day as a freshman to the very last day as a senior, these jokes perfectly capture the craziness and hilarity of those four years.
You may have already started counting down the days until graduation, but at least now you have a bunch of jokes to lighten up your mood whenever the stress gets too real.
So, go ahead, share them with your friends, and let’s all have a good laugh.
And remember, life might not always be easy, but at least you’re not a freshman anymore!
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