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50+ Jokes About High School Reunions

Hey, you!

It’s time to dust off your letterman jacket and break out those old yearbooks – your high school reunion is just around the corner!

And what better way to prepare than with some good old-fashioned humor?

We’ve compiled 50+ hilarious jokes about everything from awkward encounters with your ex to the inevitable question, “So, what are you up to these days?” Get ready to laugh (and maybe cringe a little) as we take a trip down memory lane.

Jokes About High School Reunions

Did you hear about the person who didn’t attend their high school reunion? They were afraid they’d be bullied by their former kindergarten classmates.

At my high school reunion, everyone was excited to see who had aged the most gracefully… Until we all realized we had.

Why did the nerd skip the high school reunion? He didn’t want to be seen without his calculator.

I went to my high school reunion, but it was so boring I almost wished I was still in detention.

At my high school reunion, I saw my ex-girlfriend. When I asked about her life, she said she was still bitter over losing the class spelling bee.

I went to my high school reunion hoping to reconnect with old classmates, but all I got was a recap of everyone’s LinkedIn profiles.

I didn’t go to my high school reunion. I figured if I wanted to see a bunch of people I didn’t like, I could just log onto Facebook.

At my high school reunion, a group of jocks challenged me to a game of beer pong. I declined, explaining that I already maxed out my athletic abilities in high school gym class.

I almost didn’t recognize my high school crush at the reunion. She had aged so gracefully, while I had aged like milk left out in the sun.

At my high school reunion, I was voted ‘most likely to still have braces’. Turns out they weren’t wrong.

The only thing worse than seeing my high school bully at the reunion? Seeing that he had more hair than I did.

At my high school reunion, the homecoming king and queen had gained a few pounds. Let’s just say they were less royalty, more loyal dumpy.

I reconnected with my high school sweetheart at the reunion, but then I remembered she cheated on me during our senior prom. So I got drunk and made out with her sister instead.

I didn’t go to my high school reunion, but I heard the valedictorian finally got her GED!

I was excited to see my high school crush at the reunion. Until I realized that looking good in our 40s meant wearing sensible shoes and elastic waistbands.

At my high school reunion, the class clown showed up in a rented clown costume. He hadn’t changed a bit.

I went to my high school reunion hoping to catch up on everyone’s lives. I didn’t expect to catch up on the school cafeteria’s mac and cheese recipe too.

I didn’t go to my high school reunion, but I heard the class troublemaker finally found a career as a politician.

I was surprised to see my old gym teacher at the high school reunion. I guess they still haven’t found a permanent replacement for him.

At my high school reunion, someone mentioned I was a late bloomer. I told them I would have bloomed earlier, but I was too busy playing video games.

Why did the high school principal attend his own class reunion? He wanted to see if everyone magically turned into responsible adults.

What’s the best thing about a high school reunion? Seeing the people who made your life miserable and realizing how much better yours turned out.

How do you know you’re at a high school reunion? The person with the biggest hair walked in first.

Why do people love high school reunions? It’s the only time they can brag about their accomplishments to people who couldn’t care less.

Why did the class clown skip the high school reunion? He already got enough attention in high school.

What’s the difference between high school and a high school reunion? At least at the reunion, people stop pretending they like each other.

Why didn’t the high school quarterback go to the reunion? He didn’t want to relive his glory days of being mediocre.

Why did the mathlete win the award at the high school reunion? Because he was the only one still doing algebra in his spare time.

What do you call a group of high school reunion attendees with nothing in common? Nostalgia addicts.

Why didn’t the former class president recognize everyone at the high school reunion? Because they all got nose jobs and facelifts.

What’s the difference between your high school reunion and a funeral? At a funeral, people actually show up for you.

Why do high school reunions always end in a brawl? People forget how much they hated each other in high school.

Why don’t they have high school reunions for teachers? Because they’re still living their high school glory days in the classroom.

Why did the class valedictorian bring their resume to the high school reunion? They thought employers would magically appear.

Why did the shyest person in high school bring their karaoke machine to the reunion? They finally wanted to be heard.

Why do the jocks always have the most obnoxious friends at the high school reunion? Birds of a feather flock together.

How do you know you’re at a high school reunion in the digital age? Everyone has their phones out to prove how ‘successful’ they are.

Why did the live band at the high school reunion include disco songs? To remind everyone of when they were young and thought they could dance.

Why did the class clown bring a fake diploma to the high school reunion? He wanted to prove he was the smartest person there.

What’s the best thing about going to your high school reunion alone? You won’t have to pretend to be interested in anyone else’s life.

Why did the nerdy kid skip his high school reunion? He wanted to avoid being curved by the popular crowd.

Did you hear about the former quarterback who showed up to the reunion expecting a trophy? He was sacked by reality.

Why did the class clown bring a calculator to the reunion? So he could calculate all the laughs he got.

Why did the shy kid bring a pot of coffee to the reunion? So he could try to brew up some courage.

What do you call a group of people who peaked in high school? A reunion.

Did you hear about the drama queen who showed up to the reunion seeking attention? She was boo’d off the stage.

How do you know if a former cheerleader attended the reunion? She’ll be waving her pom-poms around.

What do you say to the former valedictorian at the reunion? You still have a lot of class.

Why did the former band member get kicked out of the reunion? He wouldn’t stop playing his instrument.

How do you spot the former prom king and queen at the reunion? They’re always standing at the center of attention.

What do you call a group of former misfits at the reunion? A clique-k.

Why did the former class president push his way to the front of the line at the reunion? He wanted to make a presidential entrance.

How do you know if the former science club member attended the reunion? They’ll be sporting safety goggles and a lab coat.

Why did the former jock try to pick a fight at the reunion? He missed the sound of his name being chanted.

What do you say to the former bookworm at the reunion? You’re still giving us pages to turn.

Why did the former bad boy show up at the reunion in a suit? He wanted to prove he was a changed man.

How do you know if the former theater kid attended the reunion? They’ll be practicing their monologues in the bathroom.

Why did the former school bully apologize to everyone at the reunion? He realized he was being a punch line.

What do you call the group of former teachers who attended the reunion? Old school.

How do you know if the former art club member attended the reunion? They’ll be drawing caricatures of everyone.

Up to You!

Well, there you have it!

50+ hilarious jokes to get you through your next high school reunion.

Whether you’re reminiscing about the good old days or scoping out your former crush, these jokes are sure to keep you entertained.

So grab your yearbook, put on your dancing shoes, and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 50+09, or 50+19…you get the idea).

And who knows, maybe with all these laughs, you’ll even convince yourself that high school wasn’t so bad after all.

Cheers to the class of…uh, what year is it again?

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