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50+ Jokes About High School Principals

Hey there, high school rebel!

Are you ready for some good ol’ fashioned principal bashing?

Whether you loved or loathed your high school principal, there’s no denying that they were the king or queen of the castle.

So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle your way through 50+ jokes about those power-hungry, clipboard-wielding authority figures.

From cheesy puns to cringe-worthy dad jokes, we’ve got you covered.

Ready?

Let’s get straight to the principal’s office!

Jokes About High School Principals

Why did the principal eat his whistle? He wanted to have a silent lunch.

What do you call a principal who’s always on vacation? A principal floridays.

How did the principal get the school to stay clean? He swept the kids off their feet.

Did you hear about the principal who was also a magician? He sure knew how to make detention disappear.

Why did the principal keep a ruler in his pocket? To measure up to the job.

What do you call a principal who likes to dance? The principal ballerina.

How does a high school principal like his coffee? With a little detention.

What do you call a principal who’s always watching his waistline? A slim rector.

Why did the principal cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a principal who’s always at the gym? The athletic director.

Why did the principal have a tantrum? He didn’t get his recess nap.

How does a principal introduce himself? Hi, I’m the rule enforcer.

What was the principal’s favorite candy? A ruler bar.

Why did the principal lock the football team in the library? They needed to work on their pass ‘n go.

Why did the principal always carry a pencil and eraser? He liked to make erasable memories.

How does a principal like their PowerPoint presentations? With a lot of detention slides.

What do you call a principal who’s always smiling? A happy headmaster.

Why did the principal wear a tie to the blackboard? He wanted to be the knot teacher.

What do you call a principal who’s always racing? A track superintendent.

Why did the principal take the day off? He needed to make sure his suit fitted perfectly for school photo day.

Why did the principal take up yoga? He wanted to learn how to suspend students in mid-air.

Why did the principal quit his job? He couldn’t stand the pressure of dealing with teenagers who knew more than he did.

How many high school principals does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just expel the bulb for not conforming to the school’s standards.

Why did the principal call the fire department? To see if they could put out the ‘dabbing’ epidemic at the school.

Why did the principal bring a pole to school? He wanted to be a principal dancer.

Why is the principal always angry? He has to deal with all the high school drama.

Why did the principal ride a bicycle to school? He wanted to be a principal cyclist.

Why did the principal start listening to heavy metal music? It was the only thing that drowned out the sound of students talking back.

What do you get when you cross a high school principal and a drill sergeant? A principal sergeant.

Why did the principal have a pet hamster? To teach it to run on the wheel of time.

Why did the principal want to be a detective? So he could finally catch the kids who were skipping class.

Why did the principal dress up as a chicken for Halloween? He wanted to be a principal of disguise.

Why did the principal take up carpentry? He wanted to learn how to board up the school in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the principal take a cooking class? So he could learn to ‘whip’ students into shape.

Why did the principal start gardening? He wanted to learn how to cultivate an atmosphere of learning.

Why did the principal have a pet snake? So he could teach it how to slither through the paperwork.

Why did the principal become a lifeguard? He wanted to learn how to save students from drowning in homework.

Why did the principal start studying meteorology? He wanted to be better prepared for the storm that is high school.

Why did the principal perform stand-up comedy at an open mic night? He thought it was a different form of detention.

Why did the principal decide to go vegan? He wanted to be the principal of nutrition.

Up to You!

So, there you have it – 50+ ways to roast your high school principal without getting detention!

Whether you’re reminiscing about your own high school days or currently dealing with the dreaded morning announcements, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face (and maybe even a high-five from your favorite teacher).

So go ahead, share these quips with your friends and family, and let’s give a big round of applause to all the hardworking high school principals out there – may they never take themselves too seriously!

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