Hey, graduate!
Congrats on finally finishing high school!
Are you feeling nostalgic yet?
Ready to embark on a new journey?
Well, before you go, let’s celebrate with some hilarious jokes about your high school experience that will leave you laughing all the way to your diploma!
From cringy yearbook quotes to terrible prom dates, we’ve got you covered.
So sit back, relax, and let’s reminisce about the good old days (or not so good old days) with these 50+ jokes about high school graduation!
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Jokes About High School Graduation
Why do high school graduates wear caps and gowns? To confuse their parents even more about why they paid all that tuition.
What do you call a graduate who got all F’s? A future politician.
Why did the high school graduate wear two sets of clothes? To double their chances of getting a job.
What do you say to a high school graduate on their big day? Congratulations on surviving the worst years of your life!
Why did the high school graduate cry during their speech? They realized they still have to pay off student loans.
What’s the difference between a high school graduate and a rock? The rock has a better chance of finding a job.
Why did the math book go to the graduation ceremony? To find some more problems to solve.
What’s the best way to remember your high school graduation day? By trashing the place and leaving a lasting impression.
Why did the valedictorian’s speech go on for so long? They had to make up for their lack of personality.
What do you call a group of high school graduates? A bunch of debtors.
Why don’t high school graduates get a job right after graduation? They’re too busy sitting around doing nothing.
Why did the high school graduate become a chef? They finally realized they could get paid to do homework.
Why do high school graduates always want to go to college? They want to delay the real world for a few more years.
Why did the high school graduate put their diploma in a safe? To protect it from the real world.
What do you call a high school graduate who becomes a stand-up comedian? A dropout in disguise.
Why do high school graduates feel so accomplished? Because they finally passed a test they didn’t cheat on.
Why do schools have graduation ceremonies? So they can celebrate their students leaving them in the dust.
Why did the high school graduate become a music critic? They finally found a way to criticize their classmates without getting in trouble.
What do you call a high school graduate with good grades? Overqualified for minimum wage jobs.
Why did the high school graduate become a magician? To distract everyone from realizing they have no skills.
Why did the high school graduates have to wear sunglasses at their ceremony? The future was too bright!
What did the math textbook say to the high school graduate? Don’t forget your calculator!
Why did the high school graduate refuse to take a nap after graduation? They didn’t want to miss the rest of their life.
What do you call a high school graduate who’s also a magician? A grad-nificent!
Why don’t high school graduates like going back to school after graduation? Because they’ve already aced it!
What do you call a high school graduate who’s also a chef? A grad-roll!
How do high school graduates say goodbye to their school? See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!
Why did the high school graduate bring a ladder to graduation? To reach their diploma in the sky!
What do you call a high school graduate who loves to dance? A grad-dancer!
Why did the high school graduate go to the gym after graduation? They wanted to study in-bodily!
What do you call a high school graduate who’s also a superhero? Grad-man!
Why did the high school graduate wear a cape to graduation? To show they were ready for the next chapter!
What do you call a high school graduate who loves to sing? A grad-uation singer!
Why did the high school graduate become a clown after graduation? They wanted to make people laugh for a living!
What do you call a high school graduate who’s also a magician? A grad-nificent!
Why did the high school graduate become a doctor after graduation? They wanted to cure the senioritis epidemic!
What do you call a high school graduate who’s also a model? A grad-stunner!
Why did the high school graduate bring a water bottle to graduation? To stay hydrated for the long ceremony ahead!
What do you call a high school graduate who’s also a writer? A grad-uthor!
Why did the high school graduate bring a parachute to graduation? To show they were ready for anything life throws their way!
Why did the high school graduate cross the road? To get to the other side of the stage and receive their diploma!
What do you call a high school graduate who doesnât know what they want to do with their life? Unemployed!
Why do high school graduates like to wear caps and gowns? So they can feel like theyâre attending Hogwarts!
What did one high school graduate say to the other? âHey, we finally made it! Too bad we still have four more years of college to go.â
Whatâs the difference between a high school diploma and a piece of paper? About four years of hard work!
Why did the high school graduate throw their cap in the air? To prove that theyâre capable of reaching for the stars!
Why did the math teacher attend the high school graduation ceremony? To count how many graduates walked across the stage!
How does a high school graduate celebrate their achievement? By binge-watching Netflix and sleeping in until 1 pm!
Why canât high school graduates drive on their own right after graduating? Because a diploma doesnât come with a driverâs license!
What was the valedictorianâs advice to the rest of the class? âDonât worry, youâll all end up working at McDonaldâs with me someday!â
What did the guidance counselor say to the high school graduates? âCongratulations on surviving puberty. Now get ready for real life!â
Why did the high school graduate refuse to go to college? They heard it was just like high school, but harder!
Whatâs the graduation gift every high school graduate wants? Freedom from their parentsâ rules!
Why do high school graduates want to travel the world? To escape the awkward memories of their high school years!
Why did the high school graduate cry at their own graduation ceremony? They realized theyâd have to start paying for their own cell phone bill!
Whatâs the easiest way to become valedictorian? Just bribe the principal!
Whatâs the toughest job for a high school graduate? Convincing their boss to give them the weekends off!
Whatâs the difference between a high school graduate and a college graduate? About five more years of student debt!
What did the high school graduate say when their diploma was finally in their hands? âI can finally start my life of uninterrupted video gaming!â
Why do high school graduates love summer vacations? Because they finally have time to do all the things they didnât have a chance to do during the school year!
Up to You!
Congratulations on making it to the end of this post filled with 50+ high school graduation jokes!
You’re now officially a graduate of the class of hilariousness!
From puns to one-liners, we hope these jokes have brought a smile to your face and maybe even some tears of laughter.
As you embark on the next chapter of your life, always remember to keep your sense of humor intact, because let’s face it, adulting without some laughter would be a joke in itself.
So, go ahead, throw your cap in the air (but not your phone), and cheers to a future filled with endless possibilities and an endless supply of graduation jokes to share with your friends and family.
Congratulations once again, stay funny, and keep smilinâ!
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