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We’ve got 50+ punchlines that will make you forget all about your soggy socks and ruined umbrella.
Whether you’re trapped inside or splashing around in the downpour, these heavy rain jokes will keep you entertained.
From witty one-liners to cheeky puns, get ready to shower yourself in giggles.
So sit back, relax, and let the raindrops fall as we bring you the ultimate collection of jokes about heavy rain.
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Jokes About Heavy Rain
Why did the frog stay outside during a heavy rainstorm? He wanted to soak up the atmosphere.
What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A ribbed umbrella.
Why do raindrops keep falling on my head? Maybe you need to come inside, buddy.
What did one raindrop say to the other during a storm? Hey, let’s make it a party and invite our thunder buddies!
Why aren’t hurricanes named after common names like Bob, Sarah, or Tom? Because nobody wants to be responsible for a disaster that’s known as Hurricane Karen.
What did the weatherman say about the rain? Looks like it’s about to pour down upon us like a load of wet bricks.
How does a thunderstorm know when it’s time to stop raining? When it hears the thunder crackle from the sky.
What’s the difference between a rainstorm and a really bad date? At least during a rainstorm, you can try to stay dry.
How do you make a rainy day more fun? Grab your rubber boots and go puddle-jumping.
Why was the meteorologist worried about the heavy rainstorm? He was afraid it was going to flood his humor section.
What do you call someone who complains about a little bit of rain? An umbrella snob.
Why was the girl carrying a ladder during a heavy rainstorm? So she could reach the drops coming down from the sky.
Why did the duck love the heavy rain? Because it gave him a better excuse to stay inside and binge-watch his favorite TV shows.
How does a penguin react to a sudden downpour? With a quacking smile.
Which type of weather app is the safest one to use during a heavy rainstorm? The one that’s waterproof.
Why do people in Seattle love the rain? Because it gives them a good excuse to stay inside and catch up on their Netflix binges.
What happens when two umbrellas fall in love during a rainstorm? They live happily ever after and raise a tiny raincoat family.
Why is a rainy day the perfect time to pull out your board games? Because you can get totally soaked in, ahem, immersed in the game.
What do you call it when there’s a heavy rainstorm in the desert? A wet wasteland.
Why did the farmer cheer during the heavy rainstorm? Because he knew his crops were going to grow big and strong.
Why did the heavy rain start taking karate classes? So it could become a ninja storm.
What did one raindrop say to the other during a heavy downpour? I’m falling for you.
Why didn’t the actor go outside during the heavy rain? He didn’t want to be a wet performer.
What do you call a storm that’s too heavy? A downpour-erful.
Why did the weatherman bring an umbrella to work during a heavy rain? He knew it was going to be a bad-hair day.
What do you call a group of raindrops that form a heavy storm? A flood of emotions.
What did the lightning say to the thunder during a heavy rain? You’re always so loud, can’t you be a little more understorm?
Why did the chef refuse to cook during the heavy rain? He didn’t want to make watered-down soup.
Why did the golfer play during the heavy rain? He wanted to make a splash on the green.
Why did the musician refuse to play during the heavy rain? He didn’t want to risk getting electric-guitar-ed.
What does a rain cloud wear under its coat during a heavy rain? Thunderwear.
Why did the umbrella break during the heavy rain? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the plant miss the heavy rain? It showered too late.
How do you make a heavy rain less depressing? Get a laugh-soaked towel.
What do you call a snail wriggling in heavy rain? A slimy survivor.
Why did the window refuse to open during the heavy rain? It didn’t fancy a wet streak.
Why did the trampoline refuse to bounce during the heavy rain? It was too boggy to be spry.
Why did the gardener try digging during the heavy rain? He wanted to water his compost.
Why did the naturalist capture the insects during the heavy rain? They were already waterborne.
Why did the riverbank feel bloated during the heavy rain? It was suffering from creek bloat.
What do you call a group of raindrops that love to party? A flood!
Why do people in Seattle never see their umbrellas? Because they’re always raining!
Did you hear about the weatherman who went outside to test the heavy rainfall? He ended up sinking in the ground!
What do you get from a wet book in heavy rain? A good read and a soggy page turner!
Why did the tomato turn red during a heavy downpour? Because it saw the salad getting wet!
How does a duck prepare for heavy rain? By waterproofing its feathers!
What do you call a rain cloud that never stops raining? A cloud that’s always crying!
Why did the frog get in the bath tub during heavy rain? To avoid getting webbed feet!
What do you get when you combine heavy rain and a bunch of dads? A dad-hurricane!
Why did the umbrella refuse to open during heavy rain? It was at its breaking-point!
What do you call someone who’s always surrounded by heavy rain? Damp!
How does a tree stay dry during heavy rain? By holding up its leaves and waving!
Why did the potato refuse to go outside during heavy rain? It was afraid of getting mashed!
What’s the difference between a duck and a person during heavy rain? One knows how to stay dry, the other doesn’t!
How does a snail avoid getting wet during heavy rain? By carrying its own shell!
Why did the banana peel during heavy rain? Because it was slipping and sliding!
What do you call a group of people taking a shower during heavy rain? A rain-bath!
Why did the car refuse to move during heavy rain? It was afraid of hydroplaning!
What did the spider say to the fly during heavy rain? Looks like you’re stuck with me!
How does a clown keep its makeup from running during heavy rain? By applying an extra layer of waterproof paint!
Up to You!
Well, well, well, you’ve made it to the end!
Congratulations, you’re officially a rain joke expert.
From soaked socks to Noah’s ark, we hope these jokes have kept you entertained during the next inevitable downpour.
But just remember, rain or shine, keep that sense of humor handy and you’ll always come out on top.
So go ahead, dance in the rain, and don’t forget your umbrella – just in case!
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