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50+ Jokes About Hair

Hey there, you perfectly coiffed creature!

Are you ready to laugh until your hair falls out?

We’ve rounded up the wildest, wackiest and most hilarious hair jokes around.

From mullets to man buns, we’ve got 50+ jokes that will make your hair stand on end and your sides split with laughter.

So grab your comb, get your hair into shape and get ready to chuckle your locks off!

Jokes About Hair

Why did the hairdresser cross the road? To get to the other side part!

Why can’t bald people tie their shoes? They don’t have any hair to hold onto!

Why did the hair get a job as a detective? Because it wanted to comb through the evidence!

What do you call a horse with hair that’s all over the place? A mare-stang!

What kind of shampoo do ghosts use? Mane and Scare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like Hares!

What do you call an astronaut’s hair? Hair-o-nauts!

What do you call a hair salon in outer space? The Milkyway Salon!

Why did the hair salon close down? There were too many split ends!

What do you call a sheep with curly hair? A woollywoo!

Why did the blonde put her hair in the freezer? She wanted to have coole hair.

What do you call a balding bird? A Featherless Falcon!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks! I’ll never part with it!

Why did the lumberjack get a haircut? He needed to shave a few branches off the top!

What do you call a snake with really nice hair? A Sssssnasstress!

Why did the barber go to art school? To learn the art of hair-care!

What’s a bald eagle’s favourite type of music? Feathers and Locks!

What do you do if your hairdresser is having a bad hair day? Comb over and visit another one!

What do you call a hair salon for dogs? The Canine Cut!

Why did the teacher get a hair transplant? So he could pass with flying hair!

Why did the hairdresser cross the road? To get to the other side of the salon!

Hair-related puns really grow on you, don’t they?

I used to have a fear of haircuts, but then I just grew out of it.

What do you call a lazy hairdresser? A bangs slacker.

How many haircuts does a barber give each day? A haircut, a hair shaper, or a buzz cut.

Why did the hairdresser win an award? Because she topped the curling charts!

What do you call a hairstyle that’s half-bald? A combover.

Why did the man bring a ladder to the hair salon? He wanted a high-top fade!

How do you know when a haircut has had too much caffeine? The bangs start to frizz out of control.

Why did the blonde dye her hair brown? To match her IQ.

What do you get when you cross a hairdryer with a blender? A messy haircut!

What happened to the man who didn’t pay for his haircut? He lost his comb-over.

Why did the hairdresser go bankrupt? She couldn’t keep her scissors in line!

How do you make a hairdresser nervous? Take away the safety scissors.

What do you call a haircut that’s after-hours? A night-shave!

Why did the hairstylist quit her job? She was always brushing off her customers.

What do you call a balding comedian? A hair-less joker.

Why did the hairdresser’s husband get a haircut every day? To keep the romance alive.

What do you call a mohawk that refuses to stand up? A Moh-no-hawk.

Why don’t bald people use keys? They don’t have any locks to comb over!

Why did the hairdresser use duct tape on her client’s hair? To give it some extra hold!

If Rapunzel had ever needed to cut her hair short, she would have been able to make sure every strand was accounted for. After all, she had a good head for counting.

Why did the brunette dye her hair blonde? She heard the blondes have more fun!

What do you call a group of bald guys in a sauna? The chrome dome club!

What do you call a bad hair day in space? An astronaut-tangle!

Why did the hair go to jail? It was caught in a brush with the law!

Why couldn’t the mummy’s hair lie flat? It was sarcophagus!

Why did the hair win the race? It was a real head-turner!

What do you get when you mix hair gel with glue? A sticky situation!

Why did the hairdresser always carry a curling iron? She knew how to make a hairpin turn!

Why did the bald man apply for a job at the wig factory? He wanted to learn the ins-and-outs!

What’s the easiest way to tell if someone is balding? If their hair is departing!

Why did the hairdresser become the mayor? She cut the red tape!

Why don’t scientists study hair under a microscope? It’s too hard to keep track of all the split ends!

What do you call a hair salon that only cuts people’s bangs? Trim & Proper!

How many hairdressers does it take to change a light bulb? Three – one to hold the bulb and two to turn the salon!

Why did the movie star get a bad haircut? She wanted to have a close shave!

Why did the hairdresser refuse to cut the werewolf’s hair? She was afraid she’d lose her head!

Why did the hair take a trip to Paris? It wanted to see the Eiffel Tower of curls!

Why was the hair’s math book always a mess? It couldn’t do square roots!

Up to You!

Well, what can we say?

You’ve made it to the end of the hair-raising journey filled with sixty hairy jokes!

It’s clear that hair is not only a physical feature but a comedic goldmine.

You might never look at your locks the same way again after these jokes.

Keep them in mind for your next haircut, or impress your friends with your newfound follicular humor.

Whether you have long hair, short hair, or no hair, you can always appreciate a good laugh.

So next time someone asks you why you have bad hair day, just respond with one of these jokes and watch their mane reaction!

Keep laughing and happy hair-telling!

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