Hey there receding hairline, we know you’re here for one thing and one thing only: to laugh at yourself and all the other balding bros out there.
Well, have no fear because we have curated the ultimate list of 50+ jokes about hair loss.
From comb overs to toupees, from receding hairlines to bald spots, we’ve got you covered (or not covered, if you catch our drift).
So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh until you see your scalp.
Let’s get started!
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Jokes About Hair Loss
Why did the bald man put a toupée on his head? To feel hair-iffic!
The hairdresser asked the bald man what style he wanted. He said, “Surprise me!”
Did you hear about the bald-headed guy that went camping? He took a comb with him just in tresses.
What’s a bald guy’s favorite drink? A hair-iccino.
Why don’t bald men ever use keys? They use a hairpin instead.
What do you call a bald guy who works in a bakery? Flourless.
Why did the bald man put a piece of tape on his head? To make sure he didn’t lose his mind, hair, and scalp!
Why did the barber win the race? He took a shortcut and made bald jokes along the way.
Did you hear about the bald man who wore a turtleneck? Never mind, he’s still bald.
What do you call a bald man with a rabbit on his head? Hareless.
How do you cure baldness? Comb-over and see!
What did the bald man say when he washed his head? “I’ll never do that again, it took too long to dry.”
What do you call a bald guy who walks into a bar? A celebration of scalp!
Why was the bald man wearing a wig made of millet? So he could have a cereal killer hairline.
What do you call a bald guy surrounded by blondes? A solar panel!
What does a bald-headed eagle say? “I’m just getting DNA testing, I’m not really bald.”
Did you know that bald people have their own language? It’s called scalp-talk.
Why did the bald man wear a turtleneck? To hide his stretch marks.
What do you call a man who loves baldness? A comb over enthusiast.
Why did the bald guy go to the swimming pool? To show off his head stroke!
Why did the bald man put a piece of tape on his head? To hold his hair back!
Why did the bald man put a wig on his dog? To make himself feel better.
Why do bald men have such high foreheads? So they can have more legroom up there.
Why do some bald men wear turtlenecks? So their necks don’t get cold.
What do you call a bald man who works in a bakery? Flourhead.
How did the bald man feel about his hair loss? He was baldly upset.
Why did the bald man use his credit card to comb his hair? Because he didn’t have a comb card.
Why did the bald man decide to go skiing? He wanted to feel the wind in his hair.
What did the bald man say when he saw his hair falling out? Hair today, gone tomorrow.
What do you call a group of bald men? A shine of heads.
Why do bald men make the perfect employees? They don’t have any hair to get in their eyes and distract them.
Why did the man buy a wig made out of dollar bills? He wanted to make it rain on his head.
Why did the bald man become a philosopher? He had a lot of time to reflect.
What did the bald man say when he found a hair in his soup? Finally, a decent hair day!
Why do bald men always stand up for themselves? They don’t have anyone to do it for them.
What do you call a bald man who still has a comb-over? An optimist.
Why did the bald man start a band? He wanted more fans than hair.
What do you call a bald man who only drinks at home? Hairless and sober.
Why did the bald man start lifting weights? He wanted to increase his head-weight ratio.
How do you know when someone is going bald? When they start wearing a hat indoors.
Up to You!
So there you have it, dear reader – 50+ hilarious jokes about hair loss that are sure to make even the baldest of heads chuckle.
Whether you’re rocking a receding hairline or a sleek bald dome, remember: laughter is the best medicine for your follicular woes.
So don’t let hair loss get you down – instead, embrace your inner comedian and crack a few of these jokes to lighten the mood.
Who knows, you might even inspire a new crop of hair-raising puns to share with your fellow hair loss sufferers.
In the meantime, keep laughing and keep shining (even if it’s off the top of your head).
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