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50+ Jokes About Good Weather

Hey, you sun-loving individual!

It’s time to soak in the Vitamin D and enjoy the mild breeze because the weather is finally looking up.

Are you ready to have a good laugh while basking in the warm sunshine?

Look no further, because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about good weather that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

From puns about the sun to quips about the birds and the bees, this collection will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your hay fever.

So, put on your sunglasses and let’s dive in!

Jokes About Good Weather

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!

Why did the stormtrooper go outside? To avoid the indoors!

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!

Why is it hotter in summer than in winter? Because summer has more days!

What type of music do storms listen to? Thunder-storm!

What does the sun use to clean its clothes? Solar powder!

What do you wear in hot weather? A pair of shorts and a sun hat!

What do you call a cloudy day at the beach? Sun-blocked!

Why do ducks make great meteorologists? Because they always know when it’s going to quack weather!

Why don’t weather forecasters eat out more often? Because they prefer to dine in the forecasts!

What did one cloud say to the other? I’m a little misty until I have my coffee!

Why did the cloud break up with his girlfriend? He wanted some space!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

What is the hottest day in a calendar year? August 31st – it’s after July but before September!

What do you call a sunny day in the winter? A mir-icale!

What do you give a sick bird in the fall? A tweet-ment!

Why are heat waves always happy? Because they wash up on the beach with a tide!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

Why did the farmer run outside during the storm? To catch the chicken strips!

What did the thermometer say to the sun? You’re a real hotshot!

Why did the sun wear sunglasses? Because it was so bright it didn’t want to sunburn its eyes!

What do you call it when it’s raining cats and dogs? A paw-some storm!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I love sunny weather, it really brightens my day.

Why does a chicken cross a sunny road? To get to the sunny side up!

What do you call a sunny day in London? A miracle! My favorite type of weather is sunshine and rainbows.

What did the astronaut say about the weather on the moon? It was out of this world!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? You’re gonna be blown away.

Why did the snowman refuse to come inside on a warm day? Because he didn’t want to melt.

Why did the banana stay inside on a sunny day? Because it didn’t want to peel.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants on a sunny day? In case he got a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a sunny day and a poorly dressed man on a sunny day? One’s in shorts and the other isn’t.

How do you make a hot day cooler? Sit in the shade and read a book.

Why did the weatherman break up with his girlfriend? He said he wanted some space.

Why did the chicken wear snowshoes on a sunny day? To keep from frying its feet!

What did one cloud say to the other during a sunny day? You’re so fluffy and white!

Why did the boy bring his thermometer to the beach? He wanted to see how hot the sand was.

What do you call a sunny day at the beach? A shore thing!

What do you do when it’s sunny outside? Put on SPF (Silly Pun Factor) 50.

I tried starting a drought, but it just didn’t rain true.

Why did the sun wear sunglasses? Because even it can’t handle how hot it is outside.

What do you call excessive sunshine? A solar flare-up.

I love when the weather is perfect because it’s just so temperature-ing.

Why did the weatherman bring a ladder to work? To climb up and change the forecast.

It’s so hot outside that the birds have switched to sunbathing on the ground.

What do you call it when you get too much sunshine and your skin starts peeling? A suncrust.

What does a well-dressed cloud wear? A sunhat and an air tie.

It’s so sunny out that even the earth is getting a tan.

What do you call a hot day in the Arctic? A polar sunstroke.

Why did the rain cloud break up with the sun? Because it got tired of being overshadowed.

I can’t believe how beautiful the weather is today… it’s almost too sunny to be true.

What do you call a hot dog on a sunny day? A heat wiener.

I don’t need an alarm clock, I have the sun to wake me up every morning.

Why do mosquitoes love good weather? Because they’re solar-powered bloodsuckers.

What do you call a sunbathing cat? A solar purr-inator.

If the weather is good enough, I might have to call in sun-sick to work.

What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A mirage-ical event.

I can’t believe how good the weather is today… it’s like Mother Nature got a raise.

Up to You!

Well, looks like you’ve reached the end of the road for our collection of 50+ hilarious jokes about good weather.

From sunny quips to thunderous puns, we hope you had a laugh or two (or sixty!) along the way.

Whether you’re basking in the warm sun or hunkering down during a storm, remember that humor can brighten even the gloomiest of days.

So go forth, my friend, and spread some sunshine with these witty one-liners.

And as they say, “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” But if life gives you good weather, make it a joke.

Cheers to blue skies and giggles galore!

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