Hey there, you hilarious human!
Do you have a group of close-knit companions who always make you laugh until your belly aches?
Well, get ready to add some fuel to your already lit friendship fire!
We’ve gathered 50+ of the funniest jokes about friends that are sure to make your squad giggle and snort.
From puns about besties to silly one-liners about hanging out, this post has got you covered with enough humor to make even the grumpiest of friends crack a smile.
So, gather your pals and let’s dive into some rib-tickling comedic gold!
Table of Contents
Jokes About Friends
Why did the computer go to a friend’s house? To catch some viruses together!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw its friend ketchup!
Why did the friend break up with their dictionary? They found out it was in a thesaurus relationship.
What do you call a group of friends who love puns? A wordplay!
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the party? To keep their social status high!
How do trees make friends? They branch out!
What do you call two friends who love math? Algorithms!
Why did the friends break up with their movie theater? They kept showing sequels!
Why did the friend bring a fan to their friend’s house? To keep the air friends-y!
How do you know if two friends are really close? They finish each other’s sandwiches!
Why did the mushroom want to be friends with the fungus? They had so much in common – they were both fungi to be around!
What’s a friend’s favorite ice cream flavor? BFF (Blueberry Fudge Frenzy)!
Why did the friend invite a jazz musician to their party? To keep the friendship swinging!
How did the coffee make friends with the doughnut? They had a real brew-haha!
Why did the friend break up with their bank account? They were overdrafting on friendship!
What’s the most popular social media platform for friends? Insta-friend!
Why did the friend invite the clown to their party? To keep the laughter flowing!
Why did the friend bring a map to the mall? To always stay on the same page with their shopping buddy!
Why did the friend bring a flashlight to the cave? To shine bright in their friendship!
How do you know if you have a great friend? They stick with you through thick and thin-crust pizza!
Why did the friends break up with their therapist? Because they were all trying to get to the same couch at the same time.
Why did the friends decide to start a band? Because they had a great harmonization.
What do you get when you cross a best friend with a country? A Y’all-pal!
Why did the friends cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!
Why did the friends decide to open up a burger joint together? Because they wanted to meat up.
Why couldn’t the friends catch a football? Because they were always sidelined.
Why did the friends decide to start a joke-telling club? Because they wanted to keep each other laughing.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a bunch of friends? A click that will stick!
Why did the friends go on a hike together? Because they wanted to summit up.
Why did the friends choose to become detectives? Because they wanted to sleuth together.
Why did the friends decide to start a cooking club? Because they wanted to stir things up.
What do you get when you cross a friendship with a sailboat? A sea-friend!
Why did the friends decide to start a business together? Because they wanted to profit from each other’s company.
Why did the friends pick up a new hobby of scavenger hunting? Because they wanted to artfully search for each other.
Why did the friends decide to start a book club? Because they wanted a nov-el-ty.
Why did the friends go on a trip together? Because they wanted to travel in style.
Why did the friends decide to start a pet-sitting club? Because they wanted to unleash their potential.
Why did the friends start up a lawn-mowing service? Because they wanted to cut out the competition.
What do you get when you cross a friendship with a French pastry? An éclair pal!
Why did the friends start up a gym together? Because they wanted to get fit as a fiddle.
Why did the friend go to the bank to break up his money? Because he wanted to see his financial status in singles!
Why did the friend refuse to add sugar to his coffee? Because he preferred to be diabetic than sweet.
Why did the friend get a haircut every week? Because he wanted to keep his hair a head of everyone else’s.
What did the friend say when asked if he believed in love at first sight? He said he only believed in friendship at first sight!
Why did the friend refuse to go to the gym? Because he wanted to be a growing boy in his comfort zone.
Why was the friend wearing gloves while using his computer? Because he wanted to be able to type faster with a glovely touch.
Why did the friend cross the road? To get to the friend on the other side.
Why did the friend put a ladder in his refrigerator? To reach new heights in the cold aisle.
What did the friend say to the spaghetti? I can never forget the good times we had when we were pasta friends.
Why did the friend carry a calculator in his pocket all the time? He wanted to count on his pocket friend for calculations.
Why couldn’t the friend stop dancing at the party? Because he always danced to the beat of his friendship.
What did the friend say to the cat? You and I have been meowtes since day one.
Why was the friend always with his camera? To capture memories with his #friendgoals.
Why did the friend take a sweater to the beach? Because he didn’t want to be the only friend who was chilly.
What did the friend say when he saw the birdhouse? We should visit our feathered friends sometime!
Why did the friend’s pizza toppings always disappear? Because his friends always wanted a pizza the action!
What did the friend say when his other friend asked for a slice of his pizza? We’re besties. We share everything, except our secrets!
Why was the friend always present at the dentist’s clinic? He hated teeth, but loved being a supportive friend.
What did the friend say when asked for the WiFi password? We’re already connected. Why do we need a password for this friendship?
Why did the friend’s ice cream cone melt? Because his friendship was too hot to handle!
Up to You!
Well, there you have it!
50+ hilarious jokes about friends.
If you didn’t laugh at least once, then you need to go make some new friends because your current ones obviously don’t have a funny bone in their body.
But seriously, having good friends is one of life’s greatest blessings, and being able to share a laugh with them is priceless.
So keep these jokes in your back pocket, and the next time you’re hanging out with your buddies, whip one out and watch the laughs roll in.
Until then, keep on joking and making memories with your closest pals.
Cheers to friendship!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝