Hey there, mon ami!
Are you ready for some French fun?
Whether you’re a francophile or simply love a good laugh, these 50+ jokes about French are guaranteed to make you say “oui oui” to more!
From croissant puns to Eiffel Tower jokes, get ready to have your baguette sliced with laughter.
So grab a glass of wine, put on your beret, and let’s get into some joie de vivre!
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Jokes About French
Why did the French chef refuse to come out of the kitchen? Because he had a soufflé temper.
What do you get when you cross a Frenchman with a porcupine? A prickly pear!
Why is the French language the most romantic? Because every word is a kiss!
What do you call a Frenchman in a tuxedo? A snooty waiter!
What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a pigeon? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari!
What do you call a Frenchman who can’t handle his wine? Sober.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who got his left side cut off? Now he’s all that’s left.
Why did the Frenchman stare at his drink for hours? He was waiting for the wine to breathe.
What do you call a Frenchman with a dictionary in his pocket? A tourist!
Why do French people never have a hangover? Because they have a special type of wine that never gives you a headache: “le vin”!
What do you call a Frenchman who’s lost his sense of direction? Jacques Off Course.
Why did the Frenchman climb up the clock tower? To see the hands.
What do you call a Frenchman with a hot girlfriend? Lucky!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who couldn’t find his bed in the dark? He stumbled eiffel over himself.
Why was the French groundhog always late for work? He snoozed his alarm.
Why don’t French people like eating snails? Because they prefer fast food!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who invented the inflatable dartboard? It was revolutionary!
Why don’t French people play baseball? Because they’re too afraid to see someone steal their first base.
What do you call a Frenchman with a cold? A sickle baguette!
Why was the Frenchman always asking for change at the gas station? Because he wanted to make a quiche!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Floppe.
Why don’t French people like to play hide and seek? Because they’ve already got de Gaulle.
What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals with socks? Ridicule.
Why do French people eat escargot? Because they don’t like fast food.
Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d’olive.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was deux roues.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals and a beret? A tourist.
Why don’t the French ever win at Olympic swimming? Because all their best swimmers are in the Seine.
Why don’t French people like ice hockey? Because they can’t stand the sound of the Zamboni.
Why did the Frenchman order a steak well-done? Because he wanted to see if the cow could moo at that temperature.
What do you call a Frenchman who has lost his horse? Jean has perdu.
What do you call a Frenchman who’s been buried alive for 100 years? Pierre DeLa Tomb.
What do you call a Frenchman who knows how to engage in hand-to-hand combat? A French fighter.
Why do French people make terrible detectives? Because they always say “Je ne sais pas”.
What do you call a Frenchman who can’t swim? Jacques de la mer.
What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? One is slimy and has whiskers and the other is a fish.
Why do French people always carry umbrellas? Because the sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s tail all the time.
Why don’t French people ever make mistakes? Because they always win.
What do you call a Frenchman who likes to eat garlic? A French fry.
Why do French people never win any wars? Because they like to surrender at the first sign of trouble.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it – 50+ jokes about the French!
From baguettes to berets, from wine to “oui oui,” you’ve covered it all.
If you’re not too worried about getting a “sacrebleu!” in response, these jokes are the perfect way to add some laughs to your next conversation about France.
But just a word of warning…make sure to use them wisely, or you might find yourself in a “mauvaise situation.” Happy joking!
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