Hey there, young lover!
We all remember that awkward moment when we first felt the pangs of love, right?
Those ridiculous butterflies in your stomach, the racing heartbeat, and the constant daydreaming about your crush.
Well, get ready to relive those hilarious memories with us because we’ve got 50+ jokes about first love that are sure to make you chuckle and cringe at the same time!
From cheesy pickup lines to embarrassing confessions, these jokes will remind you that no matter how awkward first love may have been, it’s always good for a laugh.
So, grab a seat, buckle up, and get ready to dive into the world of first love laughs!
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Jokes About First Love
Why did the footballer break up with his first love? She was always offside.
Why did the tomato turn red when it saw its first love? It was blushing!
Why did the musician break up with his first love? She just couldn’t handle his drumsticks.
Why did the pirate fall in love with his first love? Because she had a sunken chest.
Why did the comedian fall in love with his first love? She always made him laugh.
What did the snowman say to his first love? You melt my heart.
Why did the astronaut break up with his first love? They were just two different worlds.
Why did the vampire break up with his first love? She wouldn’t give him her heart.
Why did the mathematician fall in love with his first love? She had all the right angles.
Why did the astronaut break up with his first love? They were just two different planets.
What did the flower say to its first love? You make my petals flutter.
Why did the chef break up with his first love? She just couldn’t handle his spice.
Why did the math teacher fall in love with his first love? She was always a number one.
Why did the detective break up with his first love? She always had a mystery surrounding her.
Why did the vampire fall in love with his first love? She had a rare blood type.
Why did the artist break up with his first love? She just wasn’t his type.
Why did the lion fall in love with his first love? She was a mane attraction.
What did the ocean say to its first love? You’re the one that makes my waves.
Why did the magician break up with his first love? She never believed in magic.
Why did the baker fall in love with his first love? She was always good for a nice roll in the dough.
Why did the first love cross the road? To get to the other side of the heart.
Why do they call it a crush? Because it crushes your heart when it’s over.
Why did the first love become a vegetable? Because they were a melon-collie fruit.
Why did the first love break up with the letter O? Because they said it was too round and in the way.
What did the first love say when someone asked them how they were feeling? I feel like I’ve been hit by Cupid’s arrow.
Why did the first love reject the sushi chef? Because they felt like they had already been rolled.
Why did the first love become a ghost? Because they died from love at first fright.
What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that’s too expensive for your first love? A typo.
Why did the first love stop cooking? Because they could never get their ingredients to mesh.
What did the first love say when they saw their ex? I saw you from afar and now I wish I was far again.
What did the first love say when they saw their ex at the gym? I’m not stalking you, I’m working out.
Why did the first love go to the doctor? Because they had a broken heart valve.
Why did the first love’s phone go dead? Because they were constantly texting their ex.
How does the first love feel about roller coasters? They love them because it’s a great metaphor for their relationship.
Why did the first love’s cake turn out so badly? Because they didn’t follow the recipe for a great relationship.
What did the first love do when they saw their ex with a new partner? They got a new haircut and moved on.
Why did the first love become a duck? Because they were always quacking about love.
What did the first love say when they met their significant other’s family? I love you all, but I need to go back to being single.
Why did the first love feel like a fish out of water? Because they were always swimming against the current of their relationship.
What did the first love say when their significant other asked them to get married? I’m still trying to figure out how to make breakfast.
Why did the first love cross the road? To get to the other side of the crush!
Why is love like a rollercoaster? Because youâre all over the place, feeling those ups and downs!
My first love was like a football. I never had a chance of catching her!
Whatâs the difference between love and the letter X? X can mark the spot, but love can break your heart!
What do you call a person who is really bad at first love? A heartbreaker!
Why did the first love break up with the computer? Because it didnât have enough RAM!
They say the first love is always the sweetest. Thatâs why I ate a whole tub of ice cream after it ended!
What do you get when you cross a first love with a joke? Punchlines that hurt!
First loves are like hurricanes. When they come, you never know what to expect!
Why did the first love go to outer space? To avoid the gravitational pull of the other personâs beautiful eyes!
What does a first love have in common with a tornado? They both leave you feeling dazed and confused!
Why do first loves like to play hide and seek? Because theyâre hard to find and even harder to forget!
They say love is blind, but it seems like first love is deaf too. Because you always end up yelling âI LOVE YOUâ in their face!
Why did the first love break up with the school bus? Because it kept taking them in different directions!
What does a first love feel like? Like a never-ending game of cat and mouse!
Why did the first love break up with the needle and thread? Because they just didnât think they were a good match!
Why do first loves like to take shelter from the storm? Because sometimes the best thing to do is just wait it out!
What do you call a first love thatâs always running away from you? A marathon!
Why did the first love break up with the kitchen? Because they were always getting too hot under the collar!
My first love said they were lost without me. So I asked them for directions, and they pointed towards the door!
Up to You!
Phew, you made it through all 50+ jokes about first love!
You must really be a hopeless romantic (or just really bored).
Either way, we hope you got a good laugh out of these jokes and maybe even reminisced about your own first love (or first heartbreak).
Just remember, even if your first love didn’t work out, there are still plenty of fish in the sea, or as we like to say, plenty of exes in the DMs.
Happy laughing (and dating)!
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