Ready to have your belly shaken like a bowl of jelly?
We’ve got the ultimate list of 50+ jokes about the one and only Father Christmas!
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, we guarantee these jokes will make you laugh so hard, you’ll jingle all the way.
So, sit back, grab some eggnog and get ready for some ho-ho-holiday hilarity!
Jokes About Father Christmas
Why does Father Christmas have a garden? So he can HO-HO-HO.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? SANTACLAUSE.
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach? SAND-TA CLAUS.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas QUACK.
Why did Father Christmas ask Rudolph to go shopping? Because he had no PRICE-ENTS.
What do you call Father Christmas when he takes a break? SANTA-PAUSE.
If Father Christmas wrote a mystery novel, who would be the suspect? The ELF-IN the room.
Why was Father Christmas looking for a new job? Because he felt he had REIN-VENT himself.
What did Father Christmas say to the Christmas tree? Don’t light up yet, I need to TREE-mendously finish my work.
Why did Father Christmas cancel his trip to the beach? Because he heard it was full of SANTA-nic clams.
What does Father Christmas do when he’s not delivering presents? He SLEIGHS it on the couch.
What do you call a group of Father Christmas’s helpers? A WRAP-pack.
Why did Father Christmas go to the doctor? Because he was worried he had ELF-in a cold.
What kind of car does Father Christmas drive? A toy-ota sleigh.
Why did Father Christmas refuse to eat at the Chinese restaurant? Because he didn’t want to see any fried REINdeer on the menu.
Why did Father Christmas wear a suit? Because he was ready to CLAUS up the year.
What do you call Father Christmas’s little helpers’ band? The JINGLE BELL-rockers.
Why did Father Christmas buy a trampoline? Because he wanted to JUMP-start the festive fun.
What did Father Christmas say to the boy who gave him a candy cane? Thank you MINT-errifically!
Why did Father Christmas need to send his reindeer to the mechanic? Because they were making too many HO-HO-HOOT Lanta noises.
Why did Santa go to school? To learn his ho-ho-horoscopes.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claus-trophobia.
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem.
What do you call Santa when he’s gone to sea? Saint Nicholas the buccaneer.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? He had low elf-esteem.
What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Why did Santa’s helper go to jail? He was a rebel without a Claus.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
Why do snowmen have button noses? Because they don’t have carrot fingers.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a soldier? A tree-ooper.
Why was the snowman so brave? Because he had a lot of snow balls.
How does Santa keep track of who’s naughty and nice? With his Christmas spreadsheet.
Where does Santa keep his money? In a snow bank.
Why was Santa so good at karate? Because he had a black belt in fruitcake.
Why did Santa’s reindeer need glasses? Because they were having trouble with their ice-sight.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
Why did Father Christmas cancel his gym membership? Because he said he was only there once a year.
What’s the best Christmas present for a pirate? Yarr-gular socks.
Why did Father Christmas refuse to wear a mask during the pandemic? Because he needs to breathe Ho Ho Ho!
Why did Father Christmas’ reindeer join a rock band? Because they all loved to jingle bell rock!
Did you hear about the time when Father Christmas took his sleigh to the mechanic? He said he needed an oil change, but the mechanic recommended eggnog instead.
Why did Father Christmas get a tattoo of a sleigh on his arm? Because he wanted to go down in history!
Why did Father Christmas steal a can of paint from the elves’ workshop? Because he wanted to see how the toys looked when they were finished.
What is Father Christmas’ favourite type of cookie? Jingle-all-the-way oatmeal raisin!
Why did Father Christmas get a job as a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to sleigh his audience with laughter.
Why did Father Christmas become a pro wrestler? Because he’s an expert at suplexing in the snow!
Did you hear about the time when Father Christmas broke his sleigh while flying over the desert? He was stuck in Sandy claws!
Why was Father Christmas banned from the shopping mall last year? Because he kept telling the kids to sit on his lap and tell him what they wanted. The mall security thought it was a bit too creepy.
Why did Father Christmas stop going to the gym? He couldn’t put down the cookies!
Why did Father Christmas shout Movie! with every present he delivered? Because he loved to wrap.
Why did Father Christmas take the train instead of his sleigh this year? He wanted to give Rudolph the night off!
What is Father Christmas’ favourite game to play on Christmas Eve? Candy Cane Crush!
Did you hear about the time when Father Christmas forgot Rudolph at home? He had to use his nose to navigate the sleigh!
What does Father Christmas always leave in his bathtub? Santa Bubbles!
Why did Father Christmas go to the beach instead of delivering presents last year? Because he heard it was elf-crowded.
What is Father Christmas’ favourite type of music? Wrap music!
Why did Father Christmas go to the tailor before Christmas? He needed to make sure his suit was ho-ho-holed up.
Did you hear about the time when Father Christmas tried to ride the Grinch? He shouted Giddy up green one! and ended up in a heap of tangled Christmas lights.
Up to You!
So, dear friends, you’ve made it to the end of our hilarious journey through 50+ jokes about Father Christmas!
With a belly full of laughter and cheeks sore from grinning, you are now equipped with enough festive humor to last you through the entire holiday season.
From puns to one-liners, silly gags to cheeky quips, we hope our collection has left you feeling merry & bright.
Now, go forth and spread the joy of these jokes to your family and friends.
Who knows, maybe your laughter will spread faster than Santa’s sleigh?
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
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