Hey there pumpkin spice lover!
It’s time to fall in love with autumn all over again – and what better way to do that than with some hilarious fall jokes?
We’ve got 50+ of ’em – from clever quips about changing leaves to silly one-liners about cozy sweaters.
So grab yourself a mug of hot cider and settle in, because these jokes are sure to make you fall out of your seat laughing!
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Jokes About Fall
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? Because it was feeling green.
What do you call a ghost who loves fall? A boo-tiful season.
What did the autumn leaf say to the twig? I’m falling for you.
Why don’t trees like to knit? They always drop their needles.
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
Why did the apple go to the gym? Because it wanted to keep the doctor away.
Why was the math book sad in the fall? Because it had too many problems.
What did the pumpkin say to the baseball player? I bet I could hit a home run too if I had a bat.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the nut shop on the other side.
What do you call a happy pumpkin? A Jack-o’-Lantern grin.
Why did the corn stalk break the law? It was stalk-ing somebody.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because they ran out of juice.
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a candle? A glow-lantern.
Why did the acorn throw a party? For oak-ca-sion.
What kind of pants does a ghost wear in the fall? Boo-jeans.
What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
How can you tell if a leaf is a boy or a girl? You have to wait until it leaves.
Why did the spider break up with the ant? He got caught in another web.
What did the tree say to autumn? I’ll be leafing now.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the leaf ask the tree to leave? It was fall and she was ready to turn over a new leaf.
What did the big leaf say to the little leaf? Leaf me alone!
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
Why did the bird go south for the winter? Because it was too far to walk.
What month do trees hate? Sep-timber!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you know if a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.
What did the pumpkin say in the morning? Good gourd!
What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the Boos.
Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a pumpkin that lost its carvability? A squash.
What do squirrels do when they’re scared? Gather nuts and bolts.
Why did the tree break up with the forest? It needed some space to grow.
What do you get if you fall into a glacier? Cold feet.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the hedgehog drop his leaves? He wanted to hibernate.
What did the farmer say when he fell down the haystack? I’ve hit rock bottom…or should I say, hay bottom?
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It had a case of Fall-itis!
What do you call a tree that always falls down in autumn? A fall-en tree!
Why do pumpkins always have a sad expression on their faces? Because they’re always falling off their vines!
Why did the acorn start crying? It was going through a Fall-emotional crisis!
How does a scarecrow keep his pants up? With a fall-rm belt!
Why did the broom feel depressed in autumn? Because it knew it was about to Fall-apart.
Why do witches love fall so much? Because it’s the perfect season to Fall for their spells!
What did the tomato say when it fell off the vine in fall? Well, that went a-fill.
What did the philosopher say when he saw the leaves falling off the trees? It’s a fall-osophical phenomenon!
Why do trees always know when autumn is coming? Because they have Fall-lular receptors!
Why do ghosts love fall so much? Because they can Fall-o-w the living without detection!
What do you call a squirrel that’s always collecting acorns and falling off the tree? A Fall-nut!
Why do scarecrows love fall so much? Because it’s the season of Fall-oween!
What did the broom say when it fell off the witch’s balcony in autumn? I guess I Fall-short in everything I do.
Why do scarecrows always stay up so late in autumn? Because they’re afraid of falling asleep on the job!
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a turkey in autumn? A Fall-a-saurus!
Why did the apple tree refuse to lose its leaves in fall? It was Fall-sely attached!
What do you call a gourd that’s always falling off the vine in autumn? A Fall-erro cell!
What do you call a pumpkin that’s always falling off the porch in autumn? A Fall-tacular disaster!
Up to You!
There you have it, 50+ hilarious jokes about fall that have left you giggling and guffawing!
Whether you’re sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, raking leaves, or carving pumpkins, these jokes will bring a smile to your face all season long.
So go ahead and share them with your friends and family, and make sure to leaf them laughing!
Cheers to a season filled with laughter and joy!
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