Hey there, dino-saursome reader!
Are you ready for a prehistoric gigglefest?
We’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about our favorite extinct animals that are guaranteed to have you roaring with laughter.
From mammoth puns to T-Rex quips, these jokes are dino-mite.
So buckle up your bony seatbelt and get ready to laugh your way back in time.
Let’s get started on this Jurassic journey of jokes!
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Jokes About Extinct Animals
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pineapple? A Pine-osaur!
How did the dinosaur feel when it broke its leg? It was pleased it was extinct and it didn’t have to go to the hospital.
Why did the woolly mammoth cross the road? To get to the climate change protest on the other side!
Why did the saber-toothed tiger go to the dentist? To get his sharp teeth capped.
Which word for extinct animal is the longest? Megalosaurus because it has big arms!
Why did the Stegosaurus go to the beach? To work on his tan and his spikes.
What do you get when you cross an extinct bird and a tree? A Dodo-nut!
Why did the T-Rex always need a lawyer? Because he was always causing a Jurassic bark.
What do you call a group of extinct cows? Moo-moths.
How do you know if a Brachiosaurus is at your party? The roof tiles start to shake.
Why was the triceratops always late? He had to cram his horns in his car.
What’s the best way to keep a saber-tooth tiger at bay? With a big cat-flap!
What do you get when you cross an extinct fish with a bicycle? A Fossil-cycle!
Why did the Ice Age animals throw a party? To celebrate the Global Warming!
What do you call a 100-year-old extinct tortoise that comes back to life? A Shell-ebration!
Why did the Loch Ness Monster never go to university? Because she already had a lot of schooling.
What did the dinosaur say when he got a parking ticket? I didn’t know it was Zoned-O-Saurus.
Which extinct animal was the most polite? The Paleo-Lite.
How do you know if a giant sloth is at your party? The dancing slows down.
What did the meteor say to the dinosaurs? It’s not you, it’s me.
Why don’t you see any woolly mammoths at the beach? They’re all extinct-tinct-tinct!
Did you hear about the dinosaur that went to the dentist? He needed a FLOSS-iraptor.
Why did the T-Rex have to take up a new hobby? Because his old one was eating him out of house and home.
Why couldn’t the dodo bird fly? It had a wing problem.
Why did the woolly rhinoceros break up with his girlfriend? She was too hairy for him.
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
Why did the pterodactyl get in trouble with his boss? He was always winging it.
How do you know a sabertooth tiger is in a bad mood? It has a grumpy roar.
Why did the woolly mammoth go on vacation? He wanted to chill out.
What did the brontosaurus say when he saw the meteor coming towards Earth? Well, this sucks.
Why did the triceratops cross the road? To get to the other dino-side.
Why don’t we see any more passenger pigeons? They all missed their flights.
What do you call a lazy archaeopteryx? A winged-slug.
Why did the giant sloth stay in bed all day? Because it was a sloth!
What do you call a velociraptor that has become self-aware? A think-o-saur.
What do you call a brachiosaurus with a sore throat? A dino-sore.
Why are extinct animals so easy to find? They’re all fossils!
What do you call a dodo bird that sleeps all day? A snoozer-losaur.
Why don’t you see any more quaggas? They were all striped away.
What do you call a saber-toothed cat that’s having a bad day? A grumpy cat.
Up to You!
Well, congratulations!
You made it through 50+ jokes about extinct animals.
You’re probably feeling a bit like a Tyrannosaurus Rex after a big meal…full and satisfied.
But let’s be honest, these jokes were more than just puns and punchlines.
They were a reminder that even the most magnificent creatures can disappear in the blink of an eye.
So, the next time you’re feeling down in the dumps, just remember, at least you’re not a dodo bird!
Keep laughing, keep learning, and above all, keep appreciating this amazing world we live in.
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