Hey there, lazy bones!
Feeling the guilt of not hitting the gym yet again?
Fear not, because we’ve got just the thing to get you moving and giggling at the same time.
We’ve compiled 50+ of the funniest jokes about exercise that are sure to get your heart pumping – whether from laughter or cardio, we’ll let you decide.
So put on your sneakers, grab a towel, and get ready to sweat…from all the chuckling.
Let’s get started, shall we?
Jokes About Exercise
I started a new exercise routine: running to the fridge during commercials.
I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I prefer to avoid it at all costs.
I tried to go for a run, but jogging my memory was all I could handle.
My doctor told me to exercise regularly, so now I run around in circles.
My idea of an intense workout is reaching for the remote without getting up from the couch.
I don’t need a gym membership, my fridge is my own personal workout equipment.
I tried to do push-ups, but my body pushed back.
I don’t always lift weights, but when I do, it’s usually a bag of chips.
My ideal workout is lifting the phone to order takeout.
I told my trainer I wanted to get stronger, so he suggested I lift the weight of my own laziness.
I would exercise, but Netflix keeps sending me reminders to Continue Watching.
My workout routine consists of one sit-up: getting up from the couch.
I don’t always do cardio, but when I do, it’s usually running late.
I put the pro in procrastination, especially when it comes to exercising.
I tried to do a plank, but my body was like, Nope, we’re not doing this.
My favorite exercise is the one where I don’t have to do anything.
I don’t need a gym, I have a laundry pile that needs folding.
I wanted to do a pull-up, but my arms were like, Ha, good one.
My exercise routine is simple: I lift the TV remote until my arms get tired.
I started a new workout routine: struggling to get out of bed.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
Did you hear about the new fitness program for pregnant women? It’s called mom-sweats.
I’m on a new exercise routine. It’s called running late, and it’s been working great so far.
I started doing burpees, but then I realized that it sounds like something a baby would say.
I almost got into shape but then I realized round was a shape too.
Why did the gym insist on playing music so loud? So you can’t hear yourself panting.
What happened when the fitness buff tried to lift a car? He strained his sedan muscles.
I tried doing yoga, but I kept getting stuck in the downward-facing dog position.
I could tell my workout was doing wonders when I went to put on skinny jeans and I found out they were already on.
Did you hear about the fitness instructor who created a workout with no jumping? It’s called skipping the gym.
What do you call a person who goes to the gym but never works out? A lost cause.
I’ve been doing sit-ups for years now, but they only seem to work on my sense of humor.
I used to be a marathon runner. Now I’m more of a sprint to the fridge type of person.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.
The only thing I’m lifting these days are bags of groceries.
The only thing I run is my mouth.
I wish I could bottle my motivation to exercise and sell it, but I think it would be illegal.
I tried doing jumping jacks, but I think I pulled a muscle in my ego.
I used to exercise, but then I realized I could just wear black to look slimmer.
My favorite exercise is lifting a glass of wine to my mouth. Cheers to health!
Why did the gym shut down? Because it just didn’t work out.
Why do marathon runners never worry about losing their keys? They always have their strides.
What’s the best way to lose weight? Lock your fridge and throw away the key.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why don’t vampires exercise? They’re afraid of breaking a sweat.
Why did the gym rat break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy.
Why was the fitness model always late? She was running on fashionably late-itude.
What do you call a dinosaur that practices yoga? A stretch-osaurus.
How does a fitness enthusiast start his day? With a whey-lly good breakfast.
Why did the fitness trainer quit his job? He just couldn’t gym-self up for it anymore.
Why do people wear yoga pants to the gym? Because sweatpants are too sweaty.
How do you make a workout fun? Put a little jog in it.
What do you call a lazy person doing yoga? Stretch Armstrong-rests.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the park? To pump up his biceps.
How do you know if someone is a crossfitter? They tell you within five minutes of meeting them.
Why did the runner quit his job? He couldn’t handle the pace.
Why do people hit the gym on New Year’s Day? They need to start the year off on the right foot.
What do you call a fitness trainer who doesn’t work out? A lazy sweat heart.
How do you make gym equipment more eco-friendly? Use recycled tread-miles.
Why did the cat start doing yoga? To improve its feline-ity.
Up to You!
So there you have it, you fitness fanatics!
50+ jokes about exercise that will have you laughing and jogging at the same time!
From gym fails to gym bails, we’ve got it all covered.
So the next time you’re feeling down about those squats, pull out one of these jokes and keep on sweating!
Remember, laughter burns calories too!
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