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50+ Jokes About Exams

Hey, you there!

Yes, you, the one with the pencil in your hand frantically trying to study for your upcoming exams.

Feeling overwhelmed?

Don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

We know you need a break from all the stress, so we’ve compiled a list of 50+ hilarious jokes about exams that will surely put a smile on your face and ease your nerves.

From puns to one-liners, this post has got it all.

So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through the most dreaded time of the year.

Let’s get started, shall we?

Jokes About Exams

Why did the math book look so sad during the exam? It had too many problems.

What do you call an exam that is too easy? A breeze.

Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? So they could reach for the high grades.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and an exam? A brain freeze.

What do you call a student who throws their exam paper out the window? A sheet slinger.

Why did the student lick their exam paper? They heard it was a multiple choice question.

Why was the biology exam so easy? The questions were cell-f explanatory.

What did the history teacher say to his students before the exam? May the course be with you.

Why did the English teacher hate grading exams? The students kept using too many pun-ctuation marks.

What do you call a student who passed every exam? An overachiever.

Why did the student bring a dictionary to the exam? To try to translate the exam questions.

Why did the psychology professor play comforting music during exams? To help the students relax and stay Freud from getting anxious.

What do you call a nervous student during an exam? A testi-fly.

Why did the student close their eyes during the exam? They believed the answers were right in front of them.

What do you call a student who cheats during exams? A cheataholic.

Why was the math exam so hot? The questions were too complex.

What do you call a student who falls asleep during an exam? Sleep quiz.

What did the teacher say to the students before the difficult exam? May the Schwartz be with you.

How do you know if an exam is evil? The questions are always two-tenths of a score harder than expected.

Why did the students get up early on exam day? To be AtTENTive in class.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Did you hear about the student who cheated on their geography test? They were caught red-handed.

Why are test-takers always cold? Because they have exam-inations.

Did you hear about the student who got an A on their essay about the different types of cheese? They really brie-ed themselves to the task.

Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? To reach the highest marks!

How do you know if a student is nervous before an exam? They start acting like they have a caffeine overdose.

Why did the student bring a cushion to the exam? So they can have a soft landing if they fail.

Why are exams like a pair of pants? They’re both graded based on the seat of your pants.

Why did the science teacher wear shades to the exam? Because their students were too bright!

Did you hear about the student who slept through their exam? They got a wake-up call from their professor.

What do you call a student who failed their math exam? A disaster in the making.

Why are exams like a game of football? There’s always a lot of passing but not a lot of scoring.

How do you know if a student is studying for an exam? They keep telling you about the subjects they’re going to ace.

What did the teacher say to the student who didn’t know what to write on their test? You don’t know much, but you’re consistent.

Why did the student bring a watermelon to the exam? They heard they should try to get a seed in every answer.

What do you call an expensive calculator used for exams? A TI-TRY NOT TO FAIL.

Why did the student bring a bookmark to the exam? To make sure they didn’t lose their place if they dozed off.

What is an exam? It is just a random collection of questions designed to torture students.

What did the student say to the professor before the exam? Can I call you in case of emergency?

Why did the teacher bury their student assignments before the exam? To have a comeback if their students question the grading.

Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? To reach the high marks!

How do you know when a teacher is giving out a hard exam? When they have a wicked smile on their face.

What do you call an exam that is easy to cheat on? A multiple-guess test!

Why do math teachers ask exam questions that nobody could answer? Because they want to prove a point.

How do you prepare for a difficult exam? By eating a lot of brain food, like PBJ sandwiches!

Why did the computer fail its exam? Because it had a virus!

What do you call a student who did great on their exam? A test topper!

Why did the student get a 0 on their exam? Because they refused to answer the question about the quadratic formula!

What do you call a student that is never seen studying? A student on the edge!

Why did the student bring a calculator to the history exam? To calculate the years!

Why did the student fail the exam? Because they were searching for a shortcut!

How do you know when a student is cheating on an exam? When they are asking for the meaning of cheating!

What did the teacher say when the student failed the exam? They said, I give F’s for effort!

Why did the student bring a pillow to the exam? To nap, nap, nap!

What do you call a student that is always studying? A bookworm!

Why did the student wear earplugs to the exam? Because they couldn’t afford the noise!

What do you call a student who passes their exam with ease? A scholar!

How do you know when the student is ready for their exam? When they start packing their bags and checking their notes!

Why did the student bring their pet fish to the exam? To get an extra scale!

What did one exam say to the other? Are you ready to test the waters?

Up to You!

Well, congratulations on making it to the end of this hilarious list of 50+ jokes about exams!

Whether you’re a student gearing up for your next big test or a teacher trying to lighten the mood in the classroom, we hope these jokes have given you a good laugh.

From puns to one-liners, we’ve covered all the bases when it comes to poking fun at the stress and anxiety that come along with exams.

So, go ahead and take a break from studying, because after all, laughter is the best medicine!

Keep these jokes handy the next time you need a good chuckle, and remember: no matter how tough the test, you’ve got this!

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