Hey there, you with the backpack slung over your shoulder and the big grin on your face!
Ready to bid farewell to another year of textbooks, pop quizzes, and cafeteria mystery meat?
Well buckle up, because we’ve got sixty hilarious jokes to help you celebrate the end of the school year in style.
From terrible puns to cringeworthy dad jokes, we’ve got enough comedy to make you forget about those final exams (at least for a little while).
So kick back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way into summer vacation.
Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about how to pull off a perfect comedic delivery.
Are you ready to be the class clown?
Let’s dive into these end-of-year jokes and find out!
Table of Contents
Jokes About End Of School Year
Why is the end of the school year like a concert? Because the closer you get, the more excited you become!
Why did the math book look sad at the end of the school year? Because it had too many problems.
What did the student say when he turned in his last assignment of the year? Now let’s celebrate with some studying!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school? Because her students were so bright!
Why do students always do better on exams at the end of the school year? Because they’re finally experts in procrastination.
What did the English teacher say at the end of the school year? I’ve done my English best!
What did the history teacher say to his class at the end of the school year? See you next semester!
Why was the diploma stressed out at the end of the school year? Because it was under a lot of pressure.
Why did the computer science teacher cry at the end of the school year? Because her hard drive was full of emotional data.
What did the student say to the teacher on the last day of school? You can’t spell ‘graduation’ without ‘duh’!
What did the students say to the teacher on the last day of school? See you next fall!
How do you know it’s the end of the school year? When your backpack is emptied, your locker is cleaned, and your brain is fried.
Why did the student run out of the classroom on the last day of school? He was eager to summerize.
What did the chemistry teacher say at the end of the school year? I’ll be back to react with you in September!
What did the art teacher say at the end of the school year? It’s time to paint the town red…or any other color you like.
Why was the band teacher so sad at the end of the school year? Because she had to say tuba you later to her students.
What do teachers do during summer vacation? They re-tire their wheels.
What did the geography teacher say at the end of the school year? See you next year, world travelers!
Why did the high school student fail gym class at the end of the school year? Because they had too many absences.
What did the students say to their parents at the end of the school year? Don’t worry, we’re not going to fail vacation!
What do you call a bear who’s happy the school year is over? A grin-and-bear-it!
The end of the school year is a teachable moment. Teachers teach their students how to pack up their classroom.
Why did the student eat his homework on the last day of school? His teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What did one crayon say to the other on the last day of school? See you in September!
What did the history teacher say to the math teacher on the last day of school? I’ve got 99 problems, but math ain’t one!
What’s green, has eight legs, and is happy the school year is over? A third-grade science project!
Why did the cookie go to school? To get a smart cookie award on the last day of school!
What do you call a fifth-grade class that graduated? Budding Graduates.
What do teachers do on the last day of school? They sit and ponder who deserves a gift card, alcohol, and who deserves a lump of coal.
What did the science teacher say when the bell rang on the last day of school? That’s the sound of knowledge leaving the building!
Why did the student cross the playground on the last day of school? To get to the other side…of summer!
What did the English teacher say when the students left the classroom on the last day of school? Parting is such sweet sorrow!
What’s the most mythological creature in school? The last-day-of-school unicorn that breathes textbooks!
What do you call a kindergarten class on the last day of school? Sprout Graduates!
What did the student say to the potato on the last day of school? You want a piece of me? (because it’s time for summer holidays!)
What do you call a room full of students on the last day of school? A hazard zone!
Why did the student refuse to go home on the last day of school? Because they wanted to learn more and not forget what they know all year!
What’s the difference between a student and a teacher on the last day of school? One leaves the building, and one’s never been inside it!
What did the Social Studies teacher say to the student on the last day of school? Don’t forget to History Channel and chill this summer!
What do students have in common with socks on the last day of school? They’re both paired up and can’t wait to be free!
Why did the math book look so sad on the last day of school? It knew it was going to be shelved for the whole summer!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school? Because her students were shining so bright!
What did the student say on the last day of school? I graduated kindergarten, now I’m ready for grad school!
Why did the English teacher give her students a dictionary on the last day of school? To show them the meaning of freedom!
What did the principal say to the students on the last day of school? You’ve been elementary-ary my dear!
Why did the science teacher bring a plant to school on the last day? To show it how much it’s grown since the first day!
Why did the music teacher bring a drum set to school on the last day? She wanted to rock the end of year performance!
Why did the history teacher bring a time machine to school on the last day? To take the students to see what it was like before exams existed!
What did the art teacher say to the students on the last day of school? Don’t forget to paint your future!
Why did the gym teacher wear a cape on the last day of school? To show the students they are all heroes in their own way!
What did the graduating class say to their teacher on the last day of school? Thanks for the memory foam mattress toppers!
Why did the cheerleaders wear stilts on the last day of school? To show how they’ve grown since day one!
What did the cafeteria serve on the last day of school? Nothing, they ran out of time!
Why did the janitor hand out most improved awards on the last day of school? To sweep away the negativity!
Why did the school nurse give out band-aids as most helpful awards on the last day of school? To show the importance of being prepared!
What did the student say on the last day of school? I’m a little sad, but I’m hoping for an A-!
Why did the teachers bring lawn chairs on the last day of school? To relax and enjoy the silence!
What did the student say on the last day of school? I’m ready for summer vacation, but not sure if I’m ready for life!
Why did the science teacher bring a telescope on the last day of school? To show the students that the universe is wide open!
What did the student say on the last day of school? I’m graduating with honors and a suitcase full of memories!
Up to You!
Well, congratulations!
You’ve made it to the end of our hilarious list of 50+ jokes about the end of the school year.
Whether you’re a student counting down the hours until summer break or a teacher just trying to survive until the last day, these jokes are sure to get you laughing.
So go ahead, share them with your friends and colleagues and celebrate the end of another school year in style.
And remember, no matter what happens, there’s always next year to look forward to…
or dread.
Until then, have a great summer!
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