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50+ Jokes About Eating Too Much

Hey there, oh stomach of steel!

Are you guilty of eating enough to feed a small village?

Has your love for food left you with a bulging belly and some regretful choices?

Well, you’re not alone!

In fact, we’ve compiled a list of 50+ jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might burn off some of those extra calories.

So sit back, loosen your pants, and enjoy these hilarious quips about eating too much.

Let’s dig in!

Jokes About Eating Too Much

Why did the man eat so much bread? Because he kneaded it.

Why did the man eat so much chicken? Because he wanted to be a poultry in motion.

Why did the man eat so many donuts? Because he wanted to fill the hole in his heart.

Why did the woman eat so many burgers? Because she thought they were the real deal.

Why did the man eat so much pizza? Because he was trying to cut a slice of life.

Why did the woman eat so much ice cream? Because she was looking for melting moments.

Why did the man eat so many tacos? Because he wanted to make his body a spicy temple.

Why did the woman eat so much chocolate? Because she needed a little treat to sweeten her day.

Why did the man eat so many potatoes? Because he wanted to grow some roots.

Why did the woman eat so much sushi? Because she loved feeling fishy.

Why did the man eat so many cookies? Because he loved to crumble.

Why did the woman eat so much cake? Because she was in a layer of love.

Why did the man eat so much fruit? Because he wanted to make his insides juicy.

Why did the woman eat so much lasagna? Because she wanted to add layers to her life.

Why did the man eat so many burgers? Because he wanted to beef up.

Why did the woman eat so much popcorn? Because she loved popping her top.

Why did the man eat so much fast food? Because he was in a race to consume.

Why did the woman eat so much steak? Because she had a beef with being hungry.

Why did the man eat so much pasta? Because he was looking for some comforting carbs.

Why did the woman eat so much junk food? Because she was feeling careless and carefree.

What did the stomach say after eating too much food? I’m stuffed!

Why did the man eat a clock? He wanted to have seconds.

What do you call a person who eats too much ice cream? A sundae driver.

What do you call a person who’s never satisfied with their meal? A glutton for punishment.

What do you call a person who eats too much broccoli? A stalk-a-holic.

Why did the mushroom leave the party? Because there wasn’t mushroom left to eat.

How do you know if you’ve eaten too much turkey on Thanksgiving? When you start seeing your relatives as actual turkeys.

What do you call a person who is constantly snacking on junk food? A vending machine.

Why did the carrot leave the party? It was too stuffed to carrot-all.

Why did the grape feel fat? Because it was going through grape depression.

What do you call a person who eats too much cheese? A mouse-trap.

What do you call a person who eats too much candy? A sweet tooth.

What do you call a person who eats too much bread? A loaf.

What do you call a person who eats too much fruit? A berry picker.

Why did the asparagus break up with the broccoli? It was too much fiber for it to handle.

What do you call a person who is always snacking but never gains weight? An ectomorph snackster.

What do you call a person who doesn’t feel full after eating? A bottomless stomach.

Why did the man eat his weight in sushi? He wanted to see if he could get a bigger roll in life.

What do you call a person who eats too much chocolate? A cocoa-nut.

Why was the restaurant closed? Because they ran out of food, the chubby guy ate too much.

I ate so much turkey last Thanksgiving, I think I gained an extra drumstick.

I ate so many cupcakes, my blood type is now frosting.

I ate so much at the buffet, the restaurant accused me of staging an all-you-can-thief.

I ate so much pizza, I think I turned into a slice.

I ate so much fried chicken, I’m starting to think Colonel Sanders has a contract out on me.

I ate so much ice cream, I think I’m going to become the next Ben & Jerry.

I ate so many burgers, I’m pretty sure I could play the role of the hamburger helper glove.

I ate so much candy, I’m literally a walking cavity.

I ate so much bacon, I think I just became best friends with a pig.

I ate so much sushi, I’m pretty sure I’m part fish now.

I ate so much garlic, I’m now a walking breathalyzer.

I ate so much cake, I had to roll out of the bakery.

I ate so much pasta, I’m starting to believe that I’m Italian.

I ate so much seafood, I’m pretty sure my palms smell of old fish markets.

I ate so much steak, I’m starting to think I should change my name to Angus.

I ate so much crepes, I think I’m now fluent in French.

I ate so much chocolate, I started to speak in cacao code.

I ate so much sushi, I think I’m going to need a bigger boat.

I ate so much waffles, I’m pretty sure I’ll be mistaken for a bloated balloon.

I ate so much cheese, you could probably use me to build a small village out of fondue.

Up to You!

Well, congratulations!

You made it to the end of our list of 50+ jokes about eating too much.

Your stomach probably hurts from all the laughter or from overindulging in food.

Either way, don’t worry, we won’t judge.

After all, we are all guilty of eating too much at one point or another.

But hey, life is too short to not enjoy the pleasures of good food and a good joke.

So go ahead, have that second (or third) helping and share these jokes with your friends and family.

Because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good food-related pun?

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