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50+ Jokes About Eating Too Much Chocolate

Hey there, choco-holic!

We know you can’t resist the sweet, creamy goodness of chocolate, but do you ever wonder what would happen if you ate too much of it?

Well, we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about just that!

From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and satisfy your chocolate cravings.

So sit back, grab a bar (or two) of your favourite chocolate, and get ready to laugh your way into a sugar coma!

Jokes About Eating Too Much Chocolate

I ate so much chocolate, I think I hear my teeth screaming for help.


I thought I was in a chocolate coma, but it turns out I just fell asleep with the wrapper on my face.


I hear they’re making a new Willy Wonka movie called ‘The Chocolate Overdose’ and I’m pretty sure I’m the star.


I’m pretty sure the only way to detox from all this chocolate is to just eat more chocolate.


I’ve been eating so much chocolate lately, it’s starting to feel like my middle name should be ‘Hershey.’


I think I’m addicted to chocolate. Honestly, I’d rather have a chocolate bar than a boyfriend.


I just found out I have a chocolate addiction. But hey, at least I don’t snort lines of cocoa powder.


I’ve got a chocolate hangover that’s worse than any alcohol-induced hangover I’ve ever had.


I’ve been eating so much chocolate lately, I’m starting to think I might actually be a golden retriever.


I keep telling myself that chocolate is a vegetable because it comes from a cocoa bean. I’m pretty sure I’m delusional.


I never thought anything could beat a warm hug, but a warm molten chocolate lava cake is 100% better.


Why did the chocolate cake go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.


I’m pretty sure the only thing stopping me from turning into a chocolate bar is that I can’t decide on milk or dark.


I’m convinced that if I had a chocolate fountain in my house, I’d never leave.


What do you call a chocolate-covered rabbit? A hop-tart.


I’ve been eating so much chocolate lately, I think I’m starting to sweat cocoa powder.


Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.


I’ve been eating so much chocolate lately, I think I’m starting to develop X-ray vision. Or a sugar rush. It’s hard to tell.


What do you do when you’ve eaten too much chocolate? You take a chocolat-ayyy.


I ate so much chocolate last night, I woke up with a new crop of pimples and a boyfriend named Willy.


Why did the chocolate addict cross the road? To get to the candy store on the other side.


Why did the chocolate lover go to the doctor? He had a chocolate overdose.


What do you call it when you eat too much chocolate? A choco-coma.


What do you call a chocolate lover who eats too much? A choco-holic.


Why did the Easter Bunny stay up all night? He was on a chocolate high.


What did the chocolate bar say to the candy kid? “You’re my favorite candy lover.”


How do you know when you’ve had enough chocolate? When your teeth start to hurt.


Why was the chocolate bar at the gym? It wanted to work off some of those extra calories.


Why did the chocolate monster eat his way through a chocolate factory? Because he wanted chocolate that was factory fresh!


What does a chocolate-loving ghost eat for dessert? Chocolate-covered ectoplasm.


How does a chocolate lover celebrate their birthday? With a chocolate cake and lots of chocolate treats.


Why did the chocolate bunny sneak into the vegetable patch? To get his daily dose of chocolate.


Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy, and the doctor said it needed more chocolate.


What do you call a chocolate junkie who’s trying to quit? A chocolate quitter.


Why did the chocolate monster get kicked out of the candy factory? Because he ate all the chocolate!


What did the candy bar say to the candy bowl? “You give me a bunch of chocolate for free.”


Why did the chocolate cake go to the doctor? It had a chocolate overload.


How do you know you’re eating too much chocolate? When your stomach starts to feel like a chocolate fountain.


Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist? It had a sugar-filled cavity.


What do you call it when a chocolate lover falls in love with a chocolate bar? A chocoholics anonymous meeting.


Why did the chocolate lover cross the road? To get to the other side filled with chocolate bars!


What do you call a person who eats too much chocolate? A cocoa-oligist!


Why did the chocolate bar go on a diet? Because it didn’t want to be part of a binge-eating session!


What do you get when you mix too much chocolate with too much ice cream? A Choco-Bloat sundae!


Why is it bad to have a chocolate fountain at a wedding? Because it’s too tempting to plunge your whole face in it!


What did the chocolate say to the chocolate lover? You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have a lot of chocolate!


How do you know you’ve eaten too much chocolate? When your dreams start to smell like cocoa!


Why are chocolatiers never bored? Because they are always counting their chocolate bars!


What do you get when you mix chocolate with too much sugar? A Choco-High!


Why do chocolate lovers never become athletes? Because their idea of running is running to the candy aisle!


Why did the chocolate lover become a dentist? To be a tooth fairy for all the cavity-causing treats!


What do you get when you dip all your food in chocolate? A Choco-Fest!


Why did the chocolate bar go to the gym? To burn off all those calories!


Why did the chocolate lover have a heart attack? Because he mistook chocolate for his daily greens!


How could you tell if someone has been eating too much chocolate? Their blood type becomes Hershey’s!


Why did the chocolate lover buy an industrial-sized chocolate mixer? To be able to mix enough chocolate to last a lifetime!


What is a chocolate lover’s favorite dessert? Anything with a chocolate crust, a chocolate filling, and a chocolate topping!


Why did the chocolate lover paint his house brown? To create the illusion of swimming in a pool of chocolate!


How can you tell if someone is addicted to chocolate? When their sweat smells like cocoa!


Why do chocolate lovers make the best spouses? Because they always have a sweet tooth and want to share their chocolate with you!


Up to You!

So there you have it, chocoholic!

50+ of the most deliciously funny jokes about your love affair with chocolate.

We hope you had a good belly laugh and maybe even worked up an appetite for a chocolate fix.

Just remember, everything is good in moderation, except maybe chocolate – there’s no such thing as too much!

Keep sharing the joy and laughter (and chocolate) with your fellow chocolate lovers.

Happy snacking!


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