Hey there foodie!
Do you love nothing more than filling your belly with delicious dishes from around the world?
Then you’re in for a treat.
We’ve rounded up 50+ hilarious jokes about eating out that will have you laughing so hard, you might even lose your appetite (but probably not).
So sit back, grab a fork, and get ready to giggle your way through these restaurant-related one-liners.
Bon appétit!
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Jokes About Eating Out
Why did the burrito go to the bank? To get a guac loan.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi to be with.
Why don’t skeletons go out to eat? They have nobody to go with.
Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What’s brown and sticky on the inside? A chocolate-covered ant.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the restaurant.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, dinner is on me!
Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead of the cauliflower.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
What did the cannibal order for dessert? Chocolate-covered fingers.
What do you call an alligator that eats a computer? A data croc.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
Why did the bread go to the doctor? Because it had a lot of yeast infections.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing—it just let out a little wine.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the watermelon go to school? To learn how to become a smarty-CANTALOUPE!
Why don’t oysters share their food? Because they’re shellfish!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? A milkshake!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
I used to play tennis, but I kept getting served.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
Why did the man eat his homework? He heard it was a piece of cake.
Why did the man ask for a hot dog if he wasn’t sure he wanted one? It was a frank inquiry.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie? A Python.
Why did the tomato turn green? It saw the salad dressing!
What’s a vegetable’s favorite martial art? Carrot-y.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t ghosts eat meat? Because it goes right through them.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical.
Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
Why did the chicken cross the road to the fancy restaurant? To get to the other side of the plate!
What did the waiter say to the customer who asked for a recommendation? I suggest our world famous dish – disappointment.
I went to a restaurant where the portions were so small, I asked the waiter for a magnifying glass.
I told the waitress I wanted to order a pizza that was split down the middle. She gave me a strange look and asked if I meant half cheese and half pepperoni.
I asked the waiter if they had any vegetarian options. He replied, Yes, we have a lovely dish that is air and sunshine infused with a side of regret.
Why did the man send his food back at the camping site restaurant? There were too many ants-in-the-pants in his salad.
I went to a restaurant where the food was so fresh that I saw the chef chasing the lobster around the kitchen.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! But be careful where you order it, you might get a disappointing cheesy surprise.
I asked the waiter if the fish was fresh. He replied that it was so fresh it was still swimming in the ocean. I decided to order a salad.
Why did the waiter bring a fake moustache to the table? He wanted to make sure I had a good ‘stache’ of the day.
I went to a restaurant that served food so hot that the chef wore a hazmat suit while cooking.
What do you call a restaurant that only serves canned food? A can-tina!
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the bulb has to be watching the plate to know how to change it!
I went to a restaurant where the food was so bad that the waiter offered us his own lunch.
Why did the waiter bring a calculator to the table? He wanted to make sure our bill didn’t give us a heart ‘addie-chin’.
I asked the chef for a medium-rare steak, but must have mispronounced it because it arrived looking medium-rarely edible.
Why did the man bring a ladder to the restaurant? He wanted to reach the top-shelf dessert.
I ordered the special dish of the day and it ended up being just a plate of disappointment and regret.
Why did the woman bring a spoon to the restaurant? To make sure her soup had a good stirring performance.
I went to a restaurant where the food was so bad, I asked for a refund and they gave me a coupon for a different restaurant.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it!
50+ jokes about eating out that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even relate a little too much.
From awkward first dates to questionable restaurant choices, the world of dining out is full of comedic potential.
So the next time you find yourself sitting at a table with a sassy waiter or a questionable menu item, just remember these jokes and maybe you’ll find some humor in the situation.
Until then, happy eating (and laughing)!
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