Hey there fish lover!
Are you ready to have a whale of a time snickering at some fin-tastic jokes about eating fish?
We’ve compiled 50+ hilarious puns and one-liners that are sure to make you scale the heights of laughter.
So whether you’re a fan of salmon, tuna or cod, grab a net (or a fork) and get ready to dive into this sea of laughs!
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Jokes About Eating Fish
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sophis-tish-cated.
What do you call a fish that wears a wig? A toupee.
Why did the fish need an attorney? He was caught in a net.
Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re scared of the net.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A seafood platter big enough to feed a family of four.
What do you give a sick fish? A fish stick.
What do you call fish that can operate computers? Shell-fish.
Why did the goldfish go to Harvard? To become a Master of the Swim.
What do you get when you cross a fish and a piano? A jellyfish.
What do you call a fish that can sing? A bass-singer.
Why don’t lobsters share with fish? They’re shellfish.
Why was the fish in the NBA? It was a great shooter.
What do you call a nosy fish? A gossi-pi.
How do fish keep their skin moisturized? They use octo-pussy lotion.
What did one fish say to the other that stole his food? That’s just fin-tastic.
How do fish stay healthy? They go to the salmon-ella spa.
Why did the fish get lost in the ocean? It couldn’t find its way tuna-round.
How did the fish feel after being caught? Shell-shocked.
Why don’t fish watch TV? They’d rather keep their eyes on the scales.
Why don’t fish like basketball? They always get caught on the court.
Which fish is the most musical? The tuna fish.
Why did the fish go to the bank? To withdraw some clams.
How do you know if a fish is smart? It has a high IQ.
What did the sushi chef say to the fish? You make my day roll.
How do fish get clean? They take a bath with bubbles.
Why don’t fish play cards in the ocean? There’s too many sharks and they always cheat.
What did the fish say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
Why don’t fish go to the doctor? They’re afraid of being hooked up to machines.
What did one fish say to the other when they ran into a wall? Dam!
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a fish that needs help with their homework? A tutor-fish.
How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a tale.
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on by a fish? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Why don’t fish go to college? Because they’re already experts in current events.
What did the fish say to the octopus? I’m hooked on you.
How do you catch a fish that’s allergic to bait? Use worm-free fishing tackle.
What do you call a fish wearing a tuxedo? Sofishticated.
Why don’t fish play tennis? They’re afraid of the net.
Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the sushi restaurant on the other side!
What do fish use to communicate with each other? Seabular devices!
Why did the police officer arrest the fish? For shellfish behavior!
Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they might get hooked!
What do you call a fish that wears a suit and tie? A businessman-gill!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Dam!
Why do fish make bad DJs? Because they always drop the bass!
What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!
Why don’t fish like to play video games? Because they prefer to be hooked on real life!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Because he was caught sitting in a tuna can!
What’s a fish’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Clams!
Why did the fish get a ticket? For illegal parking in a school of fish!
Why did the fish go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little eel!
What’s a fish’s favorite ice cream flavor? Salm-on the rocks!
Why did the fish refuse therapy? It didn’t want to become cod-dependent!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
What did the fish say when it met a shark? Nice to eat you!
Why did the fish want to become a lawyer? So it could argue its own case in court!
How do you know if a fish is afraid of heights? It gets a sinking feeling in its stomach!
Up to You!
Well, you did it!
You swam all the way to the end of these 50+ jokes about eating fish.
It’s safe to say you’re a real “fin”-atic when it comes to seafood humor.
You reeled in some great laughs and hopefully didn’t get too “crabby” along the way.
Who knows, maybe now you’ll be able to “net” some of your own fishy jokes to share with your family and friends.
Thanks for being a “seahorse” of humor and we’ll “sea” you again soon!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝