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50+ Jokes About Eating A Lot

Hey there, have you ever polished off an entire pizza by yourself and felt like a champion?

Do you find yourself always heading back to the buffet for thirds?

Well, grab a napkin and get ready to chuckle your way through 50+ jokes about eating a lot.

From cheesy puns to witty one-liners, these jokes are sure to leave you with a belly full of laughter.

So, loosen your belt and get ready for a feast of funny jokes!

Jokes About Eating A Lot

I’m not always hungry, but when I am, I prefer to eat everything in sight.

If food were money, I’d be a billionaire by now.

I’m not fat, I’m just full of joy.

Eating is my cardio.

My favorite meal of the day is all of them.

I’m not sure if I’m a human or a vacuum cleaner.

I have a love-hate relationship with my fridge.

I never met a buffet I didn’t like.

I always leave room for dessert, even if it means skipping a meal.

My motto is ‘eat now, worry later.’

I’m the reason buffets have a time limit.

I don’t discriminate – I’ll eat anything that passes my lips.

I have a PhD in foodology.

I don’t need a map, just point me in the direction of the nearest restaurant.

I have a second stomach just for pizza.

I’m not greedy, I’m just always hungry.

I could eat a horse, and still have room for dessert.

The only thing better than food is more food.

I have a rare condition called ‘always starving.’

I’m not a picky eater, I’m just selective with what I eat a lot of.

I eat like a horse. And by that, I mean I could probably eat an entire horse.

I’m not overweight, I’m just under-tall for my weight.

Food is my BFF. I just wish it didn’t always end up on my hips.

Some people eat to live. I live to eat.

I’m a bottomless pit. I can eat everything and anything… except for salad.

They say you are what you eat. Well, today I’m a six-course meal with extra dessert.

I don’t always eat like it’s my last meal, but when I do, I make it count.

If hunger were a sport, I’d be an Olympic gold medalist.

Food is like a good friend, it’s always there for me… especially in times of need.

My diet consists of two food groups: food and more food.

I have the appetite of a sumo wrestler. Minus the athleticism.

I ate so much that I need to wear elastic pants for the rest of the day.

I’m not a big eater, it’s just that food loves me so much it never wants to leave.

I’m not addicted to food… I just have a healthy relationship with it.

I don’t always eat everything on my plate, but when I do, I feel like a conqueror.

I’ve never met a burrito I couldn’t finish.

I’m not fat, I’m just fuller-figured than the average salad-eating rabbit.

I just ate so much that my fridge sent me a thank you note.

I can stop eating anytime I want. But why would I when there’s still dessert?

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Why did the man eat his weight in spaghetti? Because he wanted to carbo-load for his next nap!

What do you call a group of people who eat a lot together? A feast-ival!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling “crumby” after someone ate too many of its friends.

Why do people always overeat at buffets? Because they can’t make up their minds about what to have first…and then they just keep going!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the buffet on the other side!

What do you call a person who loves to eat but hates to cook? A microwaver!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw someone eat a bacon cheeseburger and was shocked!

What do you call a person who eats so much pizza they could be a ninja turtle? A pizzaista!

Why did the grape quit its job? It couldn’t handle all the raisin’ around it was doing!

Why did the potato go on a diet? It wanted to be a skinny French fry!

What do you call a person who can eat an entire Thanksgiving meal by themselves? A feaster turkey!

Why did the salad laugh? Because it heard someone say they were going to “eat light” tonight!

What do you call a person who eats so much they have their own gravitational pull? A black hole appetite!

Why did the sushi chef refuse to serve the customer who kept asking for extra wasabi? He thought he was just trying to cover up the taste of the fish!

What do you call a person who only eats fast food? A drive-thru diva!

Why did the corn on the cob roll down the hill? So it could become a popcorn kernel and be popped into someone’s mouth!

What do you call a person who loves BBQ ribs but can never get enough sauce on them? A BBQ mess!

Why did the onion cry? It was upset that someone wasn’t eating enough of it in their salad!

What do you call a person who eats so much BBQ they start looking like a pig? A pork-a-tarian!

Why did the pizza maker have to wear a disguise? Because he didn’t want to be seen “topping” too much pizza!

Up to You!

Well, well, well…

looks like you’ve made it to the end of the feast!

You’ve devoured 50+ jokes about eating a lot and still have room for more!

Your appetite for laughter is insatiable, just like your love for food.

Whether you’re a proud member of the clean plate club or just looking for some food for thought, these jokes are sure to leave you satisfied and stuffed with giggles.

So go ahead, indulge yourself in some more laughter, because as we all know, laughter is the best seasoning for any meal!

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